random_text.txt

[Crex Crex]

Kiwifarms is a long supporter of Palestine.

A fool and his disability handout are easily parted.

JPNDTS - Just Pushed Nan Down The Stairs

Glowies, glowies everywhere. So many glowies, they were tripping over each other. The left hand never knows what the right hand is doing, except glowing

 

[Tablet County]

You enjoy hurting people?

I wouldn't know, I've only ever hurt the Br*tish.

 

[Tablet County]

Remember, Kiwi Farms has the highest quality of respectful discourse online according to some people.

UwU, felt female, might torch a cybertruck or two.

 

[Tablet County]

You know how physiatrists suggest coping mechanisms? My coping mechanism is bumping my knee into a cup of water, and during episodes, it helps me feel young again.

basically I was making fun of the idea of coping mechanisms, but the bumping one's knee into cups of water does have some additional context it, it is pretty retarded, but when the 'joke' or whatever you want to call that shit, when it first came to me it was coupled with some radical experiences, experiences of deep youth (childhood), if you know what I mean. Anyway, enough about the ocean and it's implications, enough. (the actual definition of the word retarded is "delayed")

Jesus Christ jannies merge my posts already. There are too many good quotes! I'm drowning in humor!

 

[Gentlebastard]

...er, you can do anything you want, I suppose. But, do you really want the IRS breathing down you neck for a $.50 can of cat chow?

It'd be a pretty funny reason to get audited.

>expecting a middle schooler NOT to bully the walking freakshow

You know good shit's going down when no less than three posts get highlighted due to how many negative reactions they receive.

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

Are we calling Magic Johnson a Hero for being the first nigger to give a white woman AIDS?

 

[GunCar Gary]

This is just antisemitism rhetoric that Jews mysteriously own Mindgeek and are "eroding family values"

 

[Man In A Dress]

I’m not ashamed of my platonic interactions with children and clearly I’m just another furry being stigmatized by hate speech.

 

[Aunt Carol]

If the results are funny I’m going for it. Fuck accuracy.

Thinking of your dead family while shitting is so lovely, I'm sure they appreciate it

Forgive me for benignposting

Does she make the fetlife flotsam light her bong for her on shabbos?

 

[Pedophobe]

There are moments where I instinctively think this is fake/parody and then I have to consciously remind myself that yes, these people are real.

Welcome to another episode of things that never happend

The kiwifarm's user base does not have a priority for absolute logical coherence, and why should it?

 

[Tablet County]

I'm going as Sexy Bernie Sanders. "I'm here again to ask for your penis..."

You either die a super vital male or you live long enough for the chemicals to turn you into a gay frog.

 

[AllieKat]

Can a retarded person even give consent? I guess even retards need love/sex.

 

[Hepativore]

You always produce the best . Love the texture and size!

 

[AltisticRight]

carrots are torture weapons

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

I haven’t thought it out that far, I imagined Confederate samurai and then cummed so hard I blacked out.

the man ocassionally sows more chaos in between bingeing tv

Maybe he had a holocaust fetish, Megan. Did you ever consider that?

KILL HIM. KICK HIM IN THE NUTS. LET ME BITE THE BACK OF HIS KNEES.

 

[Oliver Onions]

It's like the one thing he talks about when he isn't telling people to kill themselves.

 

[Tablet County]

In correct, every Phil Collins song is just one story:

Ooooooh I'm Phil Collins and I'm very gay
I'll just suck your dick you don't gotta pay
My biggest achievements are movie soundtracks
[the greatest drum solo you have ever heard in your fucking life]
I'M PHIL COLLINS AND I AM VERY GAYYYYYY

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

I don't have to suggest suicide, the men come in in their thrift store dresses that don't fit, wring their hands, talk about the existential threats to them that mostly don't exist. I drink my coffee as they rant for their session about how persecuted they are.

 

[Bucephalus]

ever since the discovery of turkish milk by a turkish femboy in the 16th of February 2025 millions of turks have been reduced to cattle and subjected to milking as their milk are found to be 100x more nutritious than regular milk. I remember the day i first tasted turkish milk it is a heavenly experience so sweet and fresh, you my sweet little turk are overdue for a milking i can just imagine how DESPERATE you are to be milked your udders BIG and lactating so much gallons it is making a mess on the floor, you will become cattle that millions of Aryans will drink from.

 

[Gentlebastard]

How much would it cost to launch starving children into space?

And don't get me started on these abominations called Moon Pies. It should be illegal to sell them. They don't even contain any moon in them.

Oswald actually meant to kill Jackie because he shipped JFK with Marilyn Monroe. Fucking shipping culture man

the phrase "allegedly running amok with an axe" is by far my favorite part of this article.

George, the wailing is coming through just fine, but I'm not hearing any nashing of teeth.

It's amazing that modern medicine has advanced to the point that a doctor can tell the difference between "food poisoning" and "raped and strangled to death" just by running a few tests.

You either die a super vital male or you live long enough for the chemicals to turn you into a gay frog.

"I like to call ahead" Who the fuck calls ahead to a damned jack in the box?

As hard as she tries to be black, she always will be a child of Yakub. Praise be upon him.

There are influencers who aren't retarded?

All due respect, I wouldn't talk about "normal human beings" when this is our sanctuary.

I sometimes feel bad for fatasses but they truly do it themselves.

>TFW libtard GF finds the George Floyd folder

Recently I was watching an old Jack episode and it suddenly dawned on me what I was doing -- watching a self-crippled goblin sample nine different flavors of tuna fish -- and I can honestly say it did my mental health no favors!

What are you going to do with the information now besides make more anti-Semitic remarks on the Internet?