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[Super Mario Brothers]

Otherwise aside from what you said, furry humor is typically just dad jokes about animal genitals.

Why would you pose with a rock guitar that was popularized by American-British culture as part of Russian propaganda?

Giving anyone born after 1998 internet access was a mistake.

JULAAAAY, you really owned those mati pink dorito soyniggers, semper fi have my award stickers.

You know it's gonna be a bomb ass thread when OP is told to kys on page 1

 

[Dr. Butt]

Gay.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

"Sharty GayOp" certainly explains the retards shitting up the Touhou tag on Pixiv with bad Sprunki porn as of late. Be willing to bet they're also the ones flooding it with badly-drawn Thundercats yaoi, too.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

This chick has the personality of a gilded age-era rich heiress. (“Even I wouldn’t believe all the misfortune that I have suffered, if I hadn’t experienced it!” “I shall take my dinner in the bedroom Jamira! Please… Only saltine crackers and water! Anything else will give the most terrible headache!”) Except she’s fat, bald and likes to tell people she shits herself.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

What part of internet culture and society would suffer if every soynigger spontaneously combusted into ashes?

Amazing Digital Circus and Murder Drones fanbase

 

[neverendingmidi]

The FtM jewish tiktok hitler with an egg-laying fetish? Or is this a different trans hitlerkin

@Law it needs the response too

I'm gonna need context with this one.

 

[Metamorpho]

Brap fumes and fart fetish art just have a catastrophic impact on your brain chemistry apparently.

 

[Aunt Carol]

You can literally see the lack of stable identity behind his eyes.

We did it Farms! We are successfully proxy parents!

Back in the day, a sick little Victorian damsel would have to actually be either nice or super hot to make people pay attention and care about her.

 

[Spud]

You come in here with your six foot labia, queefing up the thread, and you expect people to be nice to you?

 

[Dr. Butt]

Just because you can kill Biden by slapping him too hard doesn't mean your uncle can't kick your ass

 

[Skitarii]

I think Mormons should be allowed to worship their Islamic pagan gods however they choose, even on Grindr.

"Can you type 'nya' for me?"
"I don't think Mormon Jesus would approve."

 

[Meat Target]

Don't be black, have your own opinions.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

The new chicken parm cutlets video is one of the best in a long time. It starts with something that looks like a cat box full of vomit and ends up with some sort of breathless mouth full word salad. She hacks up a lung and assures us that she’s covering her mouth, and Betty makes a glorious cameo drinking a big gulp. Classic simply Sara.

Forget the JFK files.
A troon furry has footage of a blind alien robot baby throwing cash from a loft onto a dinner table full of troon ranch hands. Trump needs to use his presidential authority to order its release to the American public.

A dank basement with mushrooms bristling from the walls and floor, some emitting faint fluorescence. In the gloom, 3 hulking troons hunched over screens.
Imagine the smell.

Happy 2 year anniversary to dogshit.

If I'm going to let 50 guys run a train on my asshole, there had better be a suitcase full of cash waiting for me when I'm done.

What is "erotic ASMR"?

He made a whole ass video about a faggot in a dress.

Every time I saw this thread updated, I'd think to myself: "Did she die?"

Sara was an American hero who fully enjoyed her god given freedom to eat herself to death and never caused drama or blamed anyone for her choices. May she find rest in a place where the rivers are aflow with high-fructose corn syrup, the clouds made of mayo and the houses built of bologna.

Deathfats have to maintain a level of evil to stay alive, this is a fact.

A three dimensional experience from the pantry to the grave.

God Bless you, fat white woman I didn't know about before this drive-by highlight.

Thank you for showing that white women CAN do what we normally have niggerbitches for.

Died as she lived. Fat.

rest in peace fat lady

May we hold a potluck in her honor, the macaroni salad shall flow like cheap wine.

If faggots can go to heaven then fat people should be allowed there too, it was always the most pussy bitch sin anyways

If a woman sells nudes privately and you never saw them. Did it ever happen?

 

[Sperg Spectating]

when you call me that you disrespect a dead child
you disrespect the dead father of a dead child
do you really want that on your conscience??

 

[Gentlebastard]

If a civilisation is a body, people like him are fucking tumours.

Thailand is a place I'd legit like to visit (not for the sex tourism) but the sex tourism rep + me being a single male means everyone would assume I went there for ladyboys or worse.

I'm still holding out hope that a livestream will afford me the opportunity to watch a train hit him in his own house.

I can confidently say this video below is the single most revolting thing I have ever seen in my life, and that's after nearly two decades wasted on 4chan.

My God given duty to increase bigotry, racism and intolerance among my fellow humans has moved a step forward.

8/10 for a first post.

You missed 2 points for not pointing out Muslims worship a pedophile, that raped a 9 year old he married at the age of 6.

He acts like owning a brothel is the same as having a candy store, where he can either sample his merchandise for free, or at worst get it at wholesale prices.

 

[CEO of Gay]

I don’t like REALLY really fat ladies,I would say 200min -450 tops for me I gotta be honest. I like women who are round,not blobby. I like strongfat chicks too. And I hate anime.

 

[DickMain]

If you can't handle me at my then you don't deserve me at my

screw you guys im playing cookie run

 

[Super Malario]

Now legends, the cock isn't going to suck itself

 

[Sperg Spectating]

LALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUNDS OF HAVING FUN LALALAALALALALALA

 

[Laburnum]

Searching for an introverted, reasonably conservative, vegan trans-girl that likes anime and nerdy things, purely monogamous.