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[Pedophobe]

damn you know your website fucking sucks when it has more active reports than unique users

I'm starting to get a bit tired of winning all the time.

It's been a terrible week for jannies

 

[tehpope]

Holy shit you waited like twenty days to post this reply, are you that assmad

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

You post like you're allergic to pussy

 

[Meiwaku]

How did you dumb bitches go 11 pages without posting Mitch McConnell? He looks like a sex offending turtle.

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Hush, child. The adults are discussing your incontinence.

>discovers Zoey
>immediately powerlevels
EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME!

CHONK is for CATS, not for PEOPLE MORMONS

He's poor and I would not do trade with them

A Kiwi Farms love story as old as time. Girl likes boy, boy likes girl. Girl gets paid to leak dms
It's all so romantic

LOBSTERS DO IT OKAY. LOBSTER BRAINS ARE STRUCTURED AS A CRYING WOJAK WEARING SMUG WOJAK MASK

Are you really complaining about degeneracy on a porn board?

2. First she said no, then 4 minutes later she said yes even though she didn't know what "T&H"

My favorite part of the DM'S was when Welper said "It's mormin time" and mormed all over Generic Anime Girl.

A man's hand was thoughtlessly doxed and you're laughing.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Aww shit nigga, bitch does rhyme with bitch

 

[Niggolash]

If you mix bleach and vinegar it'll create a cure for your retardation

 

[Gunslinger Spawn]

I'm sorry, gay robot club?

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

And if you pulled out to cum on her belly, it would settle into the implants like waffle batter poured into an iron someone forgot to plug in.

I would force the redditor to wear comically undersized female lingerie

putting a pound of mushrooms up your gnome hole does one in

You know, that’s a really good point. Fuck him either way though.

 

[Tablet County]

"To Serve Man is secretly a masterpiece of subversive queer kink because eating men really means semen and also is relevant in several ways to my Fetlife profile. Subscribe and give me money because Wendigoon and his army of Boogaloo Boy gooners are gangstalking me"

Of course the dev is literally Lithuanian Bane. I'm not even surprised.

"Fair maiden, do you think these ships are neat?"
"Peak"

Ah to be young again

From oldfag to newfag again. Time is a circle.

 

[pink cigarettes]

Eat a salad and brush your teeth, child molester.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

I can't hear you over disrespecting dead retarded kids.

 

[Meat Target]

[Debuff]
- Tranny
- Autism
- Incel
- Brony
- Furry
- AIDS

 

[frozen_runner]

What a horrible day to be literate.

We’ve been around, we’ve seen some shit, we recognize patterns, and nigga the lesbian fetishists are always up to something.

Here's a tip on Ohio: unless it's one of the C-Towns, it's inbred wiggers on meth.

Australians are just British people pretending to be laid back.

Id vote for Polpot to ethnically cleanse me before I voted for someone with pronouns in their bio.

I had a boiled egg once. Good times.

Honestly I'd like to see a picture of a dyed onion.

I hear if you look at fentanyl you have seven days before you die. Unless you get someone else to look at it. In the mirror. At midnight.

Fentanyl is actually good for you.

A haiku:

Black man kills white man.
Jewish plot is suspected.
Day ending in y.

Bring back the dinosaurs, I want to ride a triceratops into a Globohomo building.

i miss when milk got filtered to tard cum

This game doesn't look like it has enough rape.

All I know is that I saw a game called "No Mercy" and thought we were going to have a wholesome discussion of the N64 classic WWF: NO MERCY and here I find you niggers arguing about the finer points of ethics in rape simulators.

Do black women act white in heaven?

white woman are truly fascinating

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

You hear Necrofantasia once, and suddenly you’ve got a folder labeled “ReimuFeet” with 48 subfolders, 3000 images, and a spreadsheet to catalog “Top 10 Times Marisa Looked Breedable.”
You haven’t even installed a single game. You think “Phantasm Stage” is what your prostate enters after 12 hours of edge denial.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

After “painstaking analysis” by the UK’s top legal scholars, they have determined that men have willies and women have hoo-has

 

[Meat Target]

I'm glad we have a penis inspector on the case.

We're the future doctors, engineers, and scientists of KF.

 

[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

Take your lettuce and shove it up your arse, Willy.

 

[Tablet County]

everyone in middle earth smoked it was cool to have the finest leaf in the southfarthing

Oh yeah? Well everyone burst into spontaneous song too, didn't they?

duh they were high af on the finest leaf in the southfarthing

Also, the devs on the discord server have been surprisingly laid back. There has been a "meme" of people reacting with the pregnant male emoji

Some of the people in the server are getting really upset about it and crying to the devs/mods. To which they respond:

I'm gonna pay Josh $200 to ban you again.

I have literally been made fun of by someone three times my age because I ate a salad. A fucking salad.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I missed that on the first reading! That is amazingly retarded.

That is what a complete and utter weeping pussyface believes, and being a complete and utter weeping pussyface, is UN-AMERICAN.

Kiwifarms will become the new Jerusalem.

That's some real Tower of Babel level sacrilege there

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Sue me nigga! Sue me nigga! Sue me nigga!
Sue me for defamation, nigga!

He posted the popcorn emoji and hurt me feelings