random_text.txt

[The Noise]

Nintendo, being Japanese, is bound by the laws of Bushido to honor the King of Kong.

 

[Hamstirer]

ok it may be fixed now

 

[Tablet County]

This site is for serious gamba analysis by incipient Bossmen. Get it twisted. You will octuple chuck, you will win. Gamba is an investment. You will fuck your parasocial enemies' moms. Damn that pussy will be nice and you WILL make it squirt

Do you think Hasan's dick tastes like European prostitutes?

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Why do you ramble so fucking much, you expect people to treat you seriously just because you have speedrunning "experience" and enjoy hearing women pee?

 

[Dr. Butt]

I've seen your butthole so I don't respect your opinion.

 

[Eddie Riggs]

Who the fuck is radically opposed to chicken wings

 

[The Punished Mitch]

Don't give a fuck bout all this shit I just want me sommore albino nigger pickup advice. Please Karl. I'm tired of this callused speedrunner handcunt.

 

[Something Awful]

If we are basing off how good literature is based off of how much of a creepy weird the author we might as well throw out 95% of western and eastern philosophy

Also the horse doesn’t technically rape her

 

[Forcey Funtime]

Oh fuck me, you registered yesterday? LOL

 

[Tablet County]

I dunno, earning a PHD in watching DSP sounds like fun.

I genuinely don't care bro, just don't be a faggot.

World peace achieved

Whats wrong with being antisemitic?

You end up agreeing with Muslims. And that's just gross.

Now let's see gay Paul Allen's satire on masculinity

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

uuuoh british

Witch and the Hundred Knight certainly was experimental with the whole turning your mom into a mouse and then setting male mice on her to gang rape her thing.

 

[Dr. Butt]

“Betoken the prospect of consequential new friendship”

 

[CaddestSlown]

After “painstaking analysis” by the UK’s top legal scholars, they have determined that men have willies and women have hoo-has

This is so cringe its the closest my antisemitism has ever come to being cured.

Use your fucking stickers you retarded fucking nigger monkey.

 

[Gentlebastard]

These names feel made up, like the most racist anti-Indian man on earth (me) sat down for a week writing made up Indian names.

They confuse the thousand yard state of a Bangkok whore with emotional maturity. A kind of detached numbness is their idealized state of being.

My niggas, who wants fried rice

He looks like a perfect mix of a pajeet and a jew.

As the President always says: "We have the best retards here in the US. Tremendous, tremendous retards. Nobody has better lolcows than us.""

BRB developing a crippling porn addiction to own the libs

“we’re not just some insects that get conquered over and over again like cockroaches…we’re resilient more than anyone else…like cockroaches”

Happy birthday, you fat waste. May your rage flow unabated until your fat-clogged heart finally gives out.

 

[Mos]

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"do u know what it feels like to tell ur therapist you have a fart fetish its insane"

 

[Oliver Onions]

He's not going to get sexually assaulted in jail. If he goes to jail, he'll bring a gigantic bag of bars of soap with him and constantly drop them.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

KIWIFARMS IS AN EXTENSION OF AMERIC AAAND THEREFORE I HAVE THE FREEDOM TO TAKK

 

[Space Police]

Apparently, geologists should be illegal.

 

[NerdShamer]

I AM NOT LYING
I RELLY
REALLY
REALLY
REALLY
DO NOT
FUCKING
SHIT IN MY BATHTUB
NOW FUCK OFF

 

[Dr. Butt]

YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD AN ANT