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[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

I don't want to defend jews, but at least in this case the Kenyan government had been selling their own citizens to alien niggers with the help of a pajeet before the two jews have come along to sell foreigners to foreigners.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

The new gods were going to be Sathya Sai Baba and Osho (Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh), but they both decided to jeet themselves from this mortal coil.

 

[Laburnum]

"Well looks like my kiwi farms career is offically over, looks like Josh has circummed to public pressure from people and banned me."

 

[Bill Evans 45]

“Hey fellow man! I forgot my spermsock at home and I really need a wank. Can I borrow yours?”

 

[clara red bottoms]

Null still owes me feet pics. We had a real gentlemen's agreement: I'd show him mine, and he'd show me his.

 

[indomitable snowman]

"If you cannot have a good jawline, grow a good beard"

Everyone in this story deserves to be mocked.

Oh God, please don't turn this into a Pokemon thread. I would much rather we go back to Captain Planet.

Florida makes better gator dust anyway, you'll be happier once the tariffs kick in.

Why are the squirrels doing this? Do they act on behalf of some other entity, or are they pursuing their own agenda? These are questions they don't want you to ask.

 

[Thé au lait]

can you really blame niggers for liking chicken and watermelons? They're delicious
If liking a good watermelon makes a nigger, then I'm the biggest nigger on the planet
You can quote me on that

 

[World Famous Quasi Payer]

Well, ol' Herschel bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that shower-door fiddle down on the ground at Hans's feet

 

[Dead Lion]

I like that even in a nuclear apocalypse, Ralph survives

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I can't wait to hear him read this thread for 5 hours

Doing this shit while he is at rehab and can't defend himself of explain, bitch-made. Turkey Tom is a PUSSY. Boss is going to fuck his mother so hard once he's out his grandmother will feel it.

tom you're a faggot and destiny still won't fuck you

BossmanJack might be a crackhead with a gambling addiction, but he's never misdirected his audience away from a child predator before!

the only 5 hour turkey Tom video worth watching would be an ISIS beheading style video

let this be a message to all you feature creeps posting in THE Bossman thread
NO. RATS.
THINK BEFORE YOU SQUEAK

Go fucking meditate on if a dog has Buddha nature if this shit's too fucking hard for you faggot

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

The world has been ran and operated by lolcows longer than Rome's existence.

I still wouldn't want a bi polar furry for my attorney.

Even ancient peoples were wary of the Troon before this.

Its dumb, but also bold.

It's actually creepy listening to a Turkey Tom video to realize he's poorly paraphrasing your own posts and somehow still getting details wrong.

Gay retards ruin enough things already, let's stop arguing for their benefit.

 

[JustSomeDong]

’Hello chyat, sorry for the technical difficulties i had to switch to shortwave radio because the internet is down. Anyway, the forum is down until further notice as LFJ has mutated into a weird monster and is now nibbling on the server for minerals. Let’s get into the news *forgets hamster*. ’conflict between India and Palestine has gone hot, causes end of the world’ so yeah, the world ended because of a inter-pajeet which isn’t as much of a problem as FUCKING STRIPE NOT GIVING ME ACCESS TO FINANCIAL SERVICES, and of course, their headquarters survived unscathed. Okay, that wraps up the news segment, now off to Ethan Ralph who has become a warlord and his army is vying for control of Baja California…’

 

[Thé au lait]

if i see an interracial or gay couple i scream until i fall to the ground and then keep hitting the ground until mom gives me some chicken tendies and mountain dew

i see a brown person and i must ree

Every time I see a mixed race child I thank Jim Crow for the impending Happy Meals my mom is about to buy me.

 

[Pedophobe]

Me being a judgemental prick is completely different from you being a self inserting retard.

 

[Harm]

Piss is wet, dogs bark, and brother, these retards will slup that piss instead of doing something productive

 

[Adash]

I used to goon to Ellen Page and told everyone about it, and then a few years later she went full troon mode. She made a fool of me.

 

[RollingRock2]

The Tommie Tooter Hate Hotel Program still has some refinements needed in the evidence, but it's coming down to the fermished faygela zionazi's answer following on shortly after i get my foot in the door with the eminent domain complaint getting filed tomorrow afternoon after i pick up a letter from my PCP.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/tommy-tooter-thomas-wasserberg.18925/post-21280294

ZIONAZI

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

@Null Nice try on getting your jannies to do something funny on my profile.

 

[Garlic Salt]

i have also been preparing to fight a chimp for 7 years, 6 months and 23 days by now, even tho that day will never happen

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

It's the closest thing to therapy he's any chance of getting, we're the safe injection room for his psyche, every autisticker is a shot of mental methadone, it fixes nothing but it keeps him going, we're the real angels.

BossmanJack might be a crackhead with a gambling addiction, but he's never misdirected his audience away from a child predator before!

Boss is king, some peasant called Tom can’t touch him.
Only the Bossman can fuck with Bossmans life.

Do you think I make autistic "lol cow" triangles of all the lol cows i follow in virginia and figure out theres a fucking nuclear power plant...just for this faggot to steal it and profit? No. Fuck him, juice me.

Ever heard of Beyond good and evil? Well this transcript is beyond gay and retarded.