random_text.txt

[CallmeCicada]

I was using a literary device known as "sarcasm"

Not that futa isn't gay but they are actual women with dicks rather than mutilated men. You're only validating trannies by saying it's the same.

Yes they're fictional women drawn with a penis

 

[JustSomeDong]

When the libraries have all been demolished because they eventually became useless after being filled with propaganda about the remarkable scientific achievements of black people and women, Kiwifarms will prove a critical primary source about how things really were in the early 21st Century.

 

[The Noise]

we are the nigger stormtrooper.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Oh what the buttery crumpet fuck is even going on anymore?!

Now he's fearmongering about Earth turning into a Roland Emmerich movie. I hope it will come complete with the cringe humor.

I called my Senator, to endorse full nuclear release in the ME

This is a gangbang. This person is talking about a gangbang.

These retards really do deserve each other.

To believe otherwise would mean she'd have to accept that Patrick is genuinely fucking insane on a level she can't even comprehend. She's basically the hapless scholar in a Lovecraft story, struggling to make sense of some eldritch truth.

She's the nig to his nog.

Jesus christ nigga you rode dick for a living.

Fuck crabs, they’re even lower than basketball enjoyers.

Pattern-seeking brain trying desperately to prove that onlyfans thots wear leopard print because of a grand Masonic conspiracy

Ahhh, the “crying game” gambit. How trés 1990s.

That makes him, what, 50% as accurate as a broken clock?

Im gonna be honest here, this just might be the finest moment for nigger schizophrenia since the release of Buck Breaking back in 2021

I'll show this to my cook friend and give him a stroke.

 

[often puzzled]

All that testosterone and bdsm can make a weird girl go homicidal I guess.

 

[not william stenchever]

Will Melton have the privilege of using it to store and cool the holy relic of Aaron's GOO?

 

[Tablet County]

Your ignorant hot takes should come with a "Made in China" label.

Bro wrote a whole manifesto proving he's wrong.

Saying France can’t make a plane because a pajeet flying a Rafale was shot down is like saying Italy can’t make a car because a pajeet driving a Ferrari wrapped it around a light post.

KKK Imperial Grand Wizard having some very mixed feelings about using the Monkey's Paw to wish for "Aryans to start the race war".

 

[Wodanaz]

that face when you are sitting in your room flickergooning to images of nazi femboys and ultrawotanhitler when your obsessed kike nigger of a father breaks down your door and starts screaming at you for not finishing your daily ZOG mandated bugslop goyslop 5th meal today to keep your shabbosgoymaxxing and ameriaryanmaxxing streak so you turn into a tradcath based keyed aryan new aztec mexican warrior and cast a magic ancient kike repellant spell to banish your (((father))) to the depths of niggerhell(california) but after the event the cia mossad DEI hire trans black woman of color who lives next pod reports you to the goy control forces so now you have to wear your ancient katana created and used by adolf hitler hxmself to cut trough 1488 different versions of george droyd and save the white race by gooning to 2D pictures of anime women online but the goy control forces send obsessed clitty leaking chudcels to leak and flood the african village you live in so now you have to revive the soul of yakub and make a deal with trump(pbuh) and sell your soul to save your rhodesian aryan brothers of ethiopian origin

 

[drfuzzyballs]

I'm disappointed my posts weren't put in the rotation

Those sheets contain no urine and a normal amount of semen.

My cat bit my dick once if that counts

 

[Premium Gonzo]

I believe that it's called uberjeets.

Star Trek replicators will destroy the fast food industry

can i borrow a french fri?

What does mcdicks offer?

No I just can't see any of them transitioning to VHS tape rentals.

 

[JustSomeDong]

if you read something that seems intelligent on reddit it's probably AI.

 

[Mound Dweller]

"I survived a permaban and all I got was this lousy strikethrough"

 

[Arrival]

Nearly ran over two niglets today. Driving to work and one ran out into the road, making me have to swerve into the thankfully empty oncoming lane to avoid them. Three minutes later, it happened again.

 

[Aunt Carol]

TWIRL THAT FUCKING CAPE, TIM CURRY, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD!! TWIRL!! TWIRL WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT!!

 

[30+GameOvers]

If you squint AU$1.8M kinda looks like AUTISM, which I find apropos.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

my dad loved me and never did meth ever

 

[CaddestSlown]

You guys become retarded when left to your own devices

 

[30+GameOvers]

He looks like a pre-evolution form of Cyrax. Like he's a Bulbasaur and Cyrax is an Ivysaur. I'll say Tommy Tooter is the Venusaur.

 

[stupid frog]

Absolutely pathetic losers that refuse to grow up. Imagine worrying whether you’re seen as cool by people young enough to be your children. Imagine your mom in 1998 defending her right not to wear super low-rise jeans and butterfly clips.

 

[Oliver Onions]

*I Googled which Indian city is most similar to Sheffield and this is the result I got.