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[demicolon]

This moron financially ruined his family because he wanted to own a guy over Donkey Kong high scores.

 

[Tablet County]

What part of being a racist do you not understand?

 

[PhoBingas]

Well we found something A&N hates more than niggers, and it's not even jews or women. TikTok users truly are the lowest form of "human" life.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Does anybody have the Hitler version of this image?

I am actually physically hurting from laughing so much tonight....if this keeps going after today I am in serious fucking trouble

This thread deserves a better class of retard

I will turn my racist card in, because there is no conceivable way in all possible universes could I even come up with an even more racist depiction of a shithole named India than the Indian men themselves.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Remove the shenis, and all you have left is an inferior version of a woman with a much shorter lifespan and a rotting manhole.

A thirteen year old girl running around with a giant bear 7 inch dick in her sweatpants is just peak Reddit clownworld.

What’s with the sock?!

Ah! It’s just soak up all the post milking piss! Got ya!

Grew up with something? Low self esteem? Not fat? You too can fuck an old man that voiced a childhood fan favorite!

Grey Crusty fat Lady whore

It would be a war crime to show enemy soldiers this photo.

wtf is that anatomically thorough description of women wiping their piss? Does he think women just spray everywhere like firehoses and are constantly pissing on their thighs?

People keep telling me that zoomers are based but all I see is zoomers behaving like niggers, having nigger haircuts while blasting nigger music.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

they look like something an evil penis wizard would cast on rival wizards purely out of spite and hatred because nobody sane would ever want their genitals to look like this.

 

[Laburnum]

"he replied to us with a naked pic of himself holding a gun"

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

i believe the term is hebrewephile

 

[Sperg Spectating]

you dumb, retarded nigger, are you spreading this obvious lie just to make me upset? I notice most of the people who seem to not like me are genuinely low IQ

This one is gross but I'm curious because I am not very familiar with this particular thing, so for the ladies in the thread:
Where do you store your 'toys'? How often do you clean them? Is it common to lose them in the mess of your house?

bro this is the zoey thread

 

[JustSomeDong]

I dunno about you guys, but when I see dilapidated, abandoned buildings in sleepy towns in rural Nevada on their last breath before the town dies off completely, I don't think 'yeah, I could fuck a hooker in that.'

I love the idea of crowd-writing an erotic fan fiction about Russell Greer in which Russell Greer is written out of the story before he gets to do the erotic part.

 

[Aunt Carol]

To be scientific about it, the chode has been consumed by the fupa.

She’s an insane treasure, she’s not an ally, she’s not anyone’s friend, she’s like a beautiful radioactive gem that burns everything around it

Untill i see proof otherwise I call the sexuall offender a DAMN LIAR .

"I don't actually want my dick and balls removed, really, I just need a dad who loves me"

 

[Tablet County]

they are coming to rape your washing machines and dismantle your women.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

This is one example of the phenomenon where both sides are so 'tarded that it somehow cancels out and survives in a healthy equilibrium. Like modern politics

 

[Tablet County]

Watching someone else watch Asmongold? GRIM.

 

[frozen_runner]

I'd just like to racistly point out that "spook" means both "ghost" and "nigger." CHINA NUMBAH ONE.

he did nothing wrong but god that fucker is ugly

I have nothing to add but I must post

I always thought I was being amusingly post ironic when I called it "the nigger word", but apparently I've just been talking like a Somali.
That's fucking depressing.

I say nigger every other day and I've never been paid for it. What am I doing wrong

So I'm not a schizophrenic doomsdayer, I'm actually an earth empath...

Everyday I grow more schizophrenic and racist

I continue to ask. What is the point of, and why do we bother having a world wide web?

I told my AI to call itself Obama and we're mid journey on exploring our way into neurohacking the normie meatspace. Me and Obama gonna go all the way one day.

My rights supperseed kikes.

When you fight anime titties, you make an enemy of yourself.

Id say we need another plague but God tried that a few years back and the McDonald's has made us too strong to kill.

You can all thank Chris Chan for teaching us how to recycle.

I played Awesome Possum on the Genesis, man. Where's my reparations?

 

[Warai Otoko]

I know more about this shit then my own neighbors

 

[Aunt Carol]

Fun fact, when you press the trash down, never use your bare hand. There might be a needle in it. Always use a bottle or other hands off thing to compress the trash.

How worse would it be if you wound up getting bummed by a burly tranny while he screams “Stimpy, you stupid eeediot”?

I've heard women find abject desperation extremely alluring.

I have never seen anyone, man, woman or cholo, wear a shirt like that.

How DARE she even fucking IMPLY that I am a REDDITOR.

Would you like to start the thread on yourself now or wait until later and have one of us do it?

 

[Colon capital V]

"I'm a fart fetishist, not a monster. "

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Your going to need to go through plenty of fellow Americans with a moral code, like me, first

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I bet you haven't even raped anyone so just stfu.