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[Tablet County]

first second in and we were already orbin'

 

[CansOfCant]

Maybe the real Community Happenings was the Prison we Enjoyed along the way

 

[Sperg Spectating]

BESIDE A FUCKING PAPA JOHNS.

 

[Cnidarian]

For all I've been a fan of this series, this is genuinely the first time I've seen someone depict Goku's pubic hair as turning super saiyan with him.

 

[CaddestSlown]

Italians are white but that doesn't mean I have to like them.

>This is my co-worker, Steve-
>DON'T LABEL OUR RELATIONSHIP, IT'S FASCIST! Also, wanna have an orgy in the playground later?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Nothing warm my hearts more than seeing a beautiful woman become an abomination or a beautiful man become an eunuch.

Was Daniel wearing the ceremonial unironed shirt and scruffy jeans dictated by custom?

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

You have to be persecuted.

You have to be jailed.

You have to be forced out of society by authorities.

You have to die.

You do not have the slightest idea how badly I ended up crying as I had to process the fact that my bloodline ends with me.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I watched Legend of the Overfiend once and it was horrific but I did get a boner.

Nigga you jerk off to trap porn, YOU are the unfathomably gay fanbase.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I bet 90% of recovering alcoholics are healthier than him. At least they're recovering.

All I wanted were some chicken nuggets, and what I got was anther sign of the downfall of Western civilization. Made me sad.

By God I am an American and I will not stand idly by while my right to imbibe corn syrup is being infringed upon.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Retard quiche alchemy bullshit again.

I'm working on a Canadian omegaverse fic in which feminine men are placed on a 12-year-long wait list for meds and then painlessly euthanised.

 

[Clotso Coof]

I find one of the most commonly asked questions about any lolcow is "Why is this clearly retarded person doing all of these retarded things? Doesn't he know that if he stopped being retarded he wouldn't have all these retard problems?"

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Define retard, Smegma Fraud

 

[CaddestSlown]

This is why if you develop even the most basic of practical skills, you can be leader of the cannibal gang and enslave the rest.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

But they generally don't try to rape the beer.

 

[GeorgeHWBush]

KiwiFarms is easily the funniest place on earth. Like nigga, some dude coded a program to add “NIGGER” on videos.

What an incredible place.

 

[Haffhart]

I just wish I wasn't born at the literal END OF TIMES

 

[KingFrampt]

>send Null £1,488.00 for Kiwi Farms Gold

 

[Doxmatix]

He is milking a SANDWICH

PRINTER BEG HYPE LET'S FUCKING GO

and God damn I hope the kinda love they have finds me where they wouldn't leave me over a crack addled codependant chimpanzee screaming his lungs out almost nonstop at all hours of day and night while calling dangerous criminals to the house for drugs.

It’s like Groundhogs Day with fart pornography and suicide baiting.

"I'm not ok..." Bitch, who the fuck is?

Evidently her teeth are commiting suicide too.

He's going to get stabbed in prison for honeybun debt.

 

[Clotso Coof]

No candy. Candy is for closers.

 

[Pedophobe]

You guys have some weird knowledge.

Screenshot this, you fucking pussy.

Could it be a gayop? No one's willingly this stupid, right?

I'm kinda bad at stalking!

He is such a bad liar, no wonder he couldn’t a real lawyer.