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[Aunt Carol]

Do you think a pooner could survive being crushed by a snow plow?

"hey, I noticed you were liking some troon shit on Instagram, are you retarded now?"

That's certainly the face of someone you can trust with your genitals.

 

[JustSomeDong]

i find it funny that you were in this DM's, trying to help this lonely faggot with his dead mom, and he's like "let me suck your dick. im a britney spears fan"

 

[Diggus Bickus]

The fact I have been harmed by fucking doctors and nurses, to the point of almost being fucking killed 4 times through negligence, all of them (ironically) from things that could have killed me by asphyxiation, going through getting my left lung punctured twice in the same month by these (medical) fuckers in 2012, and suffering at least 2 rounds of pneumonia from 2012 to 2025 didn't exactly fucking help.

And you, the way you treat me, and how you lie about me, call me a predator, a rapist and more makes it hard for me to be even want to be FRIENDLY with any of you.

You have the same restraint as the retards in primary who ended up deforming my left index, or the other ones who, to show their intellectual deficiency, fucking accused me of reading porn because... I was just obsessed with reading the Biology section of A FUCKING PRIMARY EDUCATION SCHOOLBOOK. It's obvious to me, nowadays, that I was traumatized over the fact these fucking dumbasses I had for parents (My mom literally chose my father, she's to blame as well) ruined any capacity of a normal family life for me.

It's gotten so fucking bad that everytime I think back about my fucking (mother's side) grandparents, I think of them as the parents I never had. Oh wait, they also died when I was 8 and 10 respectively? My grandma died from a massive brain hemorrhage that literally melted half the left side of her brain, and my grandpa died from choking on a literal quesadilla while in the hospital. It's "amazing" that his prostate cancer wasn't even what fucking killed him.

I never stood a chance.

In conclusion, fuck all of you. I wish everything that I went through, that was horrible, to happen to you.

You opened way too many wounds I thought were scarred enough to not bother me enough. You better do anything that will get you killed, as soon as fuckiny possible, bastards.

 

[30+GameOvers]

“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will literally kill me.”

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Defendants screenshot everything and post it onto kiwi farms. It is very creepy, yet they for some reason think they are the normal ones

 

[frozen_runner]

I hate lip filler and it's consequences (for my penis) so goddamn much.

Now comes my favorite part of Internet drama, seeing who scatters and who doubles down.

Breaking News: ICE agents disguised as drywall and bags of cement spotted hiding in Home Depot as part of Operation Beanburner.

The vast majority of social and political issues in American society come from the fact that the majority of the population are fat and ugly. (Yes, it’s true. Think about it.)

Operation Choo-Choo Train was meant to create an army of obsessive spiritual eunuchs who'd help lead the world into the next age. Instead a little thing called anime ensured it would not come to fruition.

I like having a taint.

If a woman marrying herself is lesbianism, then masturbation is homosexuality.

Ginger is my favorite anagram

 

[JustSomeDong]

Imagine never touching a gun? I touch a gun every day to remember that I am not a European.

 

[Arrival]

females cant drive, i dont trust them to be potty trained

 

[Fuck Fags I'm A Homophobe]

@Ass to Ass he might get banned soon but I had to memorize this

 

[Dr. Butt]

I don't think there are many things KF-ers agree on. I'd say it's only that:
* trannies are dumb and annoying
* free speech is important
* DSP will outlive any other lolcow

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

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Plaintiff is literally Hitler, confirmed.

Defendants need to stop pointing their fingers insulting at plaintiff. He did nothing wrong.

 

[CEO of Gay]

I guess when a man has zero shame, he'll continue posting on a website despite being known as the shotacon cock cage fag.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Years later, I realized that he was just cow-racist, preferring European/Aryan cattle, and dismissing Asian/African cattle as genetically inferior.

He showed me him and his Chinese boyfriend who built him a computer (probably with spyware and keyloggers) and then ran home to his CCP job.

I am not Chinese and I would not have sex with him.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Troons are the UnitedHealthcare of people right now and they earned it.

 

[CaddestSlown]

Fun fact. If your wife is pregnant you can have sex with her as much as you both want.

I am a Clown we live for hundreds of years.

Mental punishments are way better, too. For example, you can punish your teenage daughter by telling her no amount of makeup will hide how weird and ugly her teeth are.

Maybe you are a psyop, my be this website is a psyop, maybe the sun is a psyop, maybe life is a psyoo.

Imagine having a slapfight about watermarks when you could be sucking your wife’s tits instead.

 

[Lewisite]

Then a few months later the man died. It wasn’t related but it was nice.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

The fact that the word “woman” is used to describe the suspect multiple times tells me this was actually a “””woman.””””

Catcher in the Rye didn’t convince me to shoot John Lennon nearly as much as Imagine did.

Can't Australia fucking be authoritarian in one place were it counts and say "no you can't fuck 500 people".

They spray the costumes with bear piss, you're welcome. And yes, it works, and this is not the first time it's being done.

“Let me calm you by simulating wearing the skin of your kin”

 

[Tablet County]

Class 3 Obesity fanart.

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

Is this thread just going to be that Russian nigger? He clearly loves the attention, same as AnimeSucks.

Well-volunteered!

@-Jack- / Gunstress of Diabeteez / Jackspears / The world's gayest Britney Spears superfan / Gorlworld enthusiast / Jack Kirkpatrick / Welwyn Garden City's second best schizo / World's best Tropical Paradise admin

 

[Metamorpho]

>thousands of faggots congregate in DC

And how is this different from any other day?