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[Thé au lait]

"It seemed like a complete shitshow."

Given the context, I can't tell if that's meant to be scathing criticism or glowing praise.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

She’s playing Hot Cross Buns every time she pees.

 

[Pedophobe]

I don’t know why he insists on prolonging his suffering and making everything worse, but I’m here for it.

I'm not sure if its so over or if we're so back, someone tell me how to feel.

Like Pol Pot and Stalin evil, but worse!

 

[Glory To Arztotska]

Oblivion introduces some crazy wtf stuff like Saint Alessia thinking a bull demigod was a hot piece of ass. Pelinal actually tries to convince the bull to not indulge in her bestial godfucking. He, like any self respecting demigod, does not listen to the gay genocidal maniac. He creates an adorable bestiality baby with the slave queen.

 

[Law]

Current situation: There's currently a soyjak on the bridge.

 

[Eadred]

Women are useless. Thank god I'm gay.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

If you eat the whole bottle basically it liquifies your skeleton like Luffy but instead of pirate powers you just die.

So I googled “fistula behind scrotum Reddit phallo”

 

[Oliver Onions]

it takes guts to make such an obviously retarded decision.

 

[The Noise]

I hate Vivziepop, and sometimes after I goon, I listen to metal,

 

[Hooked on phobics]

I just wanted to wipe my fucking ass

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Based and Branch Davidian-pilled.

Mmkay, more AIDS for me, then.

In a shocking twist, he appears to have done a cleanup of his account. Something tells me he's neither the first nor the last person to do so.

I know when I can't marry my twelve year-old cousin on a whim, it makes me want to riot in the streets.

As it turns out, everybody won't "wang chung" tonight.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Worse... he tells others to "off" themselves and throws racial slurs.

 

[Disc]

It was set to be a fantastic Thursday evening. “UrbanSteve 48″ had been messaging “MagicMike 18”. “Sooo your profile says you’ve got the clap… call me Gaga cause i live for the applause https://sneed.w.org/images/core/emoji/15.0.3/svg/1f60f.svg”. 30 minutes later, they were upstairs by the gloryholes at Sauna X.

Steve was only a dozen thrusts in when he felt the horrifying sensation. Suddenly, flashbacks to his failed marriage hit him like a freight train. BIOLOGICAL PUSSY. He had been tricked into heterosexual STI transmission. After he climaxed, the sense of violation was swift. This was meant to be a positive experience. It was now Steve’s worst nightmare.

Steve is one of my gay friends. He’s a bug-chaser. As a gender-critical straight woman, I’m a steady shoulder to lean upon for my gay male friends. They come to me for support, for advice, for tea and scones (yes, that kind of tea too, I know my gay slang). Recently, fissures have strained their community, as a minority of activists force their values on them. They feel afraid that if they express their distress, they will be shamed.

So I’ve decided to speak for them.

Gender madness has come to cruising, and vulnerable groups like bug-chasers are being hit the hardest. To an outsider, more vectors for infection sounds great, right? As usual, straight people project their ideas of sex onto the gay community and misunderstand it entirely.

If you know gay men like I do, you understand how sacred giving and receiving STIs anonymously can be.

When a bug-chaser receives a positive STI diagnosis, it connects them to their partner. What they now have inside them was inside another man, and they now share that journey; apart, but together. Bug-chasers no longer have that certainty.

“Slippery 47” intimated to me of an encounter with a “twink” at a gay sauna:

This transgender-related panic that is overwhelming bug-chasers has desecrated the casual encounter. Innocent hookups now have the threat of transgenders tricking gay men into sex.

We were in a darkroom and I was, you know, inserting myself. At the first stroke they let out this incredibly feminine moan. I panicked, I was like “whoa, are you a woman? Are you a crossdresser?” I feel their chin for some beard or stubble then I realise, what if this is a transman?? They had a penis but it wasn’t erect so I started feeling around their balls for the pump, they have a pump there you know that’s how they… anyway they push me off and storm out, leaving me feeling unsafe, I don’t know who or what I’ve just penetrated! I pursued them, trying to get answers, and eventually staff removed me from the venue! Other men were clearly disturbed by this, but were too intimidated by the progress flags plastered everywhere to say anything. Some even told me to stop “harassing” this weirdo out of fear they might be cancelled by their peers!

This isolation is hurting gay men, much like it does for us in the female community. Uncertainty over woke thought-policing hangs over every conversation; you could cut through the tension like a surgeon with a knife. This transgender craze causes irreversible damage to these spaces. Indeed, some gay men are striking out, unable to compete with younger, nubile transexuals seducing potential mates. Bug-chasing has become a bisexual’s game. As my friend “SmallPackages https://sneed.w.org/images/core/emo....w.org/images/core/emoji/15.0.3/svg/1f4a6.svg 67” put it:

Things are getting worse. Our spaces are no longer sacred. If I’m at the gloryhole in the men’s room, I’ve got no trust in who is on the other side.

As a gay male, I don’t feel safe with these mentally unstable crossdressers.

As a biological woman, what SmallPackages says resonates deeply. We are turning back the tide of gender ideology for women, reclaiming our single sex spaces in the US and UK. But for us to be a truly liberationist feminist movement, our struggle has to be intersectional. The next step for radical feminism has to be the protection of our gay male siblings. There must be a concerted effort to ban trans people from shared male spaces. Any veteran bug-chaser on the scene can tell you, you don’t end a course of antibiotics early just because the symptoms pass, you keep going till that bug is gone for good.

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

He's helping me out with my forum hobby, farming random_text.txt quotes! Yyyyyoink!

 

[Gentlebastard]

I’m done with these people. I hope mutton birds shit plastic on their chips

These people need to be chained to a rock and left with the eagle.

He actually used the Vietnamese Hooker line from Full Metal Jacket on a Japanese cheerleader.

I shouldn't be surprised at this point.

he went to England and asked to bum a fag. He was disappointed that doesn't mean the same thing it means in his gym though.

I hope to god you use a VPN or incognito mode or something, because the targeted advertising you must get probably qualifies as torture under the Geneva Conventions.

talks a lot of shit while constantly pulling from the Negro Thesaurus of White Ethnic Slurs

Him posting that 14 beers at Chilis choose your own adventure cover is the kind of stuff that makes me circle back around to wondering if this is all some elaborate Kaufmanesque performance piece to some ends we cannot possibly yet fathom. It's way too on the nose, it's like a joke someone else would post mocking him, but there he is posting it himself.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Kiwifarms hasn't legalized same-sex marriage, tough luck for you.

You enjoy Asian men. And Ditto can become Natalie Portman, so technically true.

And that's not hyperbole, I keep a casual tally in my head on this and it's literally 9 in 10 coal burning white women that I see are blonde.

I'll amend my previous claim, all white women that take nigger dick look like the orc spawning asset from Warcraft II.

If my name was Moe I'd go by Moe Bitches. Cause I have Mo' bitches

Do white people even season their farts?

They don't deserve the miracle that is VELCRO.

>diaperfags destroying historical exhibits to force their ABDL fetish on people

does it have a dilation station as well?

I was there to get my dirty crapped briefs changed by a Valid furfolk.

As a someone who consider themselves a furry I apologize for what these degenerates do.

...how do you nonconsensually fist someone?

I mean, have you ever heard of a woman who washes her pussy in the sink??

How the fuck one develops a diaper fetish? Like literally HOW? What chain of conclusions may lead a man to the realization that someone getting nappies swapped while presenting themselves as cartoon animal is loaded with sexual context and, in all aspects, just fine?

> get boner-feels when you cosplay a baby in a diaper
> head to the fucking air and space museum I guess

Did they put him in the pound or in regular people jail?

I met two 'jakkers once playing TF2, the last straw with them was when one of them sent me a gif of some dude inflating his scrotum with a tire pump.

If you eat the whole bottle basically it liquifies your skeleton like Luffy but instead of pirate powers you just die.

Guys I think I may be trans

 

[gagabobo1997]

I understand you're playing devil's advocate, but the racism unfortunately is not enough to make up for the pedophilia.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

It'd be more plausible to offer penile implant at a discount, but you have to read out an ad for Little Caesar's to achieve an erection. With feeling.

I know this was shared earlier but this is too choice:

Steve was only a dozen thrusts in when he felt the horrifying sensation. Suddenly, flashbacks to his failed marriage hit him like a freight train. BIOLOGICAL PUSSY.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

IT'S NOW AGAINST KIWI FARMS POLICY TO AGREE WITH THE OWNER.

 

[3MMA]

"I HAD A VERY SEXUAL AND ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP WITH APRIL!"