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[Glory To Arztotska]

Look at this. He's like a gremlin ate after midnight and fucked an aye aye and that child became a pimp

 

[Glory To Arztotska]

It's a fic about a woman trying to replicate 4chan culture, but ends up replicating in the only accurate way by making the Latino the rapist.

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

I find it especially fitting that these particular people get owned by a pile of tensors.

This one isn't as horrible because he's not spreading his horrble abnormal vagina for the world to see.

This is fictional Brazil, where birds can also buy and install smart TVs.

Inless a small creature or person shaped creature shows up in my house years from now then I will elaborate.

There's no gags. No jokes. Just.... round bird with big eyes.

 

[PhoBingas]

I believe Joe Biden was the definitive expert on who was Black, so shut your mouth.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

GAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

Men should not like things; they should work and then die.

 

[Jhonson the Two]

You can still deliberately make eldritch horrors and probably should.

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

"Just give it a chance <3" This isn't Green Eggs and Ham, faggot.

 

[That Other Dude's Persona]

1. You don't think. You are an human amoeba.

2. He-doesnt-know.jpg

 

[Gentlebastard]

despite being enough of a defective freak to be Kiwi Farmers who follow one or more vTubers, most of us here are still not broken enough to be foot fetishists

She’s never been the brightest crayon in the box but I swear she’s getting dumber by the year.

I have read this 4 times and I still can't figure out what conversation is going on or what point anybody involved might be trying to make.

They are literally the exact same thing. Completely and utterly retarded to exclude Pakistanis from the term Pajeet. Who decided this? I would like to speak with your manager.

For more horrifying information about how African parents abuse their kids, check out the African parents subreddit.

I love opening this thread. Will we be discussing Russell’s latest antics? Or will we be discussing if hookers do anal?

"Prison be with you, child."
"And prison, forever, stalker. Amen."

"We were making steady advancement until people cottoned on to us being freaks."

 

[That Other Dude's Persona]

There's a thing called implications. Google it. In fact, Google what does the Bible say about not believing in Jesus while you are at it, soyboy.

 

[Glory To Arztotska]

It's probably just that Zelda's about wandering around a lush world full of twinks and solving puzzles instead of shooting fifty guys in the face.

 

[Free Dick Pills]

Billy Bong | 22:34:32
I can't believe we don't have whale sperm farms yet. Like WTF progress?

another @Billy Bong Banger:

Billy Bong | 19:27:11
Only the biggest of brains can appreciate all the subtle intricacies that comprise Austin Curtis Peterson

 

[neger psykolog]

Foot wound-watching is like bird-watching; you do a whole lot of waiting.

 

[Cnidarian]

And for those same newcomers, here's what this dementia riddled charlatan is really asking:
Do you believe that I'm GOD?
That Jesus, who I claim to be, is God in the flesh?
That I have the right to claim all my enemies deserve to be eaten alive as livestock?

 

[Dr. Butt]

I read an autobiography written by a guy who got a lobotomy. It was not very good. Go figure!

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'd say what's going to kill her are the consequences of setting herself on fire.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Bartleby is a man of action, the Ponies are creatures of words.

 

[Aunt Carol]

if he ever feels regret he can just stop paying his pussy mortgage and have it repossessed

 

[Dr. Butt]

You could have been a normal autistic woman with normal legs.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

You know, this makes me realize I've never once seen a biological female wearing a Rick and Morty shirt.