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[Aunt Carol]

This might be hard to believe, but in Germany, Middle Eastern male amputees have to live in constant fear of being groped by redhaired German women.

 

[karz]

Beating toddlers to death, huh... well, I would not be smiling a lot neither if I had to report on this daily.

Remember when he went to Japan and was up on that catwalk with all those guys taking pictures of him? And then we found out he never saw combat and he's basically a huge fucking faggot? Oh yeah, good times.

>be American (Delta Force Operator)
>get shot

"Oh my fucking God dude, The Taliban are destroying the heroin production, stopping the rape of children by warlords, and introducing national pride into Afghanistan after 2 decades of a corrupt puppet government. How can we put a stop to that travesty?"

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

how about you just all piss into a 40oz bottle and I'll drink that

 

[Pedophobe]

They don't want to come to terms with the fact that being a wiki janny has no real benefit to the world.

Nothing, but concentrated retardation and sodomy.

The anime people are really mad at Null right now.

 

[Markass the Worst]

When you dox a VTuber because they're a lolicon or have a loli model, you are no better than the people who burned down Minneapolis in 2020.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/lolicon-shotacon-defense-force.199230/post-21912307

 

[Law]

Cleavage, eyeliner, and victimhood.

What a fool I am. Enter the pie.

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

I feel a dead kid has more things to worry about than gender stuff.

Because nothing says "Christmas" than good old fashioned sacrilege, am I right?

Soylent grin jumpscare.

Looks like someone is about to 'ACK themselves

What's next, a Vice Presidential teabagging campaign?

It looks like Croc's drug addict brother Crac

Where else could one go to and feel free to confess they want to travel across state lines and rape women?

I had to hide in the bathroom because I thought donald trump was gonna rape me

Call me woke but I think if you are in the process of shooting a school, Therapy might be the last thing you need.

"Pot called the kettle nigger", more like.

 

[The Taxman]

the waffle house of the sea strikes again

 

[Wright]

this is a real test and those are my real results. I am 100% Wojak, whatever the fuck that means.

 

[Hamstirer]

Bro if you're regularly getting banned from Kiwifarms of all places you need to rethink your life decisions.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Quick, let's do a little roleplay scene. You be ratdad.
Start us off, the rest of the thread can rp as boss.

Loud -FUCK MY LIFE BRO, OH MY FUCKING GOD DUDE- Can be heard throughout the house

*Opens the broken door slightly*

"Hey Austin, could you keep it down a bit, it's 3 AM." I- ratdad- say in a meek voice.

 

[Gentlebastard]

its like a 'tard making fun of another 'tard

where do you think you are?

connecting india to the internet has been a disaster for the human race

"Wow, that new cult is really working out for you, I'm so proud."

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Just like I would know you are a male adult human by seeing your tiny penis in the changing locker room

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Here we have a misogynistic parrot that won't be having any of that transition bs.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

i havent pissed on the floor in months btw

 

[The Ugly One]

Yes I forgot myself and used KF speech on normie internet, again

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Roads are for driving, not idolatry.

They call that one the cheesy tuna melt

Also, fuck the moon.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

if you were to have purchased a mickey mouse dildo from the gift-shop, you would still have your access to the park revoked, but you get to keep your mickey mouse dildo

So this is what edging feels like

hes comparing himself to a child molesting pedophile warlord and insinuating that honkeys be bullying him

 

[Aunt Carol]

If only there was a tree of liberty to water by throwing Jack onto its roots from a helicopter.

Normal men and normal women are equally brilliant. Bit different in some fields, yes. Man haters and women haters fuck off. This board is for hating all trannies.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Horse fucker vs cat fucker, let's gooo!

May I vote for no animal sex? Id really like to see that on the ballot.