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[Crex Crex]

Gay pedo beansmile trash.

I like rape.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I never would have guessed that the Kiwifarms meme thread's civil war would begin over muscle mommies, but I sure as hell am not complaining.

Her parents were cousins and their parents were also. Her children will have 4 legs and 6 toes and a room temp IQ.

The iPad and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

You can only say "stop being a retard in public" so many times. Though it is fun.

Like I get lying on the internet. I do it all the time. Usually to cover my tracks and to avoid getting profiled and doxxed but that's besides the point. But at the very least try to keep your lies straight or lie for a good reason.

My favorite is when they say "I've survived multiple suicide attempts". The only reason why they aren't killing themselves right now is because they haven't found a way to farm updoots from the afterlife.

 

[IrishGuy088]

The Sims Online is probably a sex pest iceberg.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

If we don't have a nice juicy triple murder every now and then the public would riot.

I see the work of my fellow graduates from the Maxis Institute of Engineering and Infrastructure

Seems like this is something where AI could help. Just give him unlimited AI women to harass and talk about feet to and jerk off too.

Soon AI will replace even sexual harassment victims. A sad state of modern affairs. Uncle Ted right again.

I've also heard complaints that feet bros are extremely demanding and arrogant, even in non-fetish related matters, and are in general just a pain in the ass to interact with no matter the situation.

Why do it? Because there is no orgasm like an anal orgasm from getting pegged with a huge strap-on dildo.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.

 

[Law]

Dumbass that's the wrong leg, the one with the broken toes. Shows us the other one, the baloon one

 

[Sprate Header]

"The Beauty Parlor is the most vicious part of the site, and women are very evil."

 

[Aunt Carol]

wouldnt recommend being on ur period in the woods thats all im gonna say

She'll get fatter and crazier while i'll get balder and start gooning all day online.

Sigh

I, too, would like to know about the pussy port.

HRT hit nerd communities like crack hit the ghetto but apparently it also hit independent feminists like the average Stella drinker.

 

[Two Dollars]

Has anyone taken gastards "Dark, darker, yet darker" quote but made it about black peopo yet

 

[Tetopettenson]

And then everyone in the Hitler club clapped, I guess.

all republicans are pedophiles

 

[Weebburner]

But politicians and the courts in Germany are unfamiliar with satire.

 

[Aunt Carol]

"the wife is ded and i must coom"

right, the male puberty
the puberty for males
the puberty that specifically happens to males
male's puberty

Jesus was also American and looked like Ted Nugent.

 

[volatile puar]

Let's say you do actually do it you better make the trail of how you got to them extremely fucking clear in the post or else we're going to assume you're a retarded nigger who just accused a random person of being the most popular pedophile on the Internet.

 

[MrJokerRager]

I'd rather be right wing lunatic than left lunatic.

 

[Hitman One]

NOTORIOUS INTERNATIONAL TROONOCIDING WEBZONE KIWI FARMS DOT NET

 

[Sperg Spectating]

I don't rape facts.

 

[LimeRikki]

ian is in the cuck dungeon being bullied by centipedes

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

The tales of procreation were full of cartoon bears playing each others' junk (don't worry, no homo, all True and Honest Straight cartoon bears).

I've been raw-dogging tabletops since 1996, and I ain't stopping now.

If an adult is going to over share it should be infrequent and horrifying

because every metal show has some cornfed giants for some reason,

So is the fact that I have a healthy sex life why I don't understand these fucking nitwits?

For fucks sake, they were banging war drums over baby shows, not constructing nuclear bombs and training rape ninjas.

But the hints of a tragic comedy in this? Chef's kiss. When the officer asks what color the attacker's hair is, she says "Her hair? It's right here on the ground" and points to a ripped off wig/weave, like a sad hood tumbleweed on the concrete

Do you think if you're sufficiently annoying we'll delete the thread, or do you think that if you act retarded enough you'll circumnavigate the IQ bell curve and turn into a genius?

. Or something, there's a limit to this analogy.

I hope that five minutes after you eat a well deserved ban you slip in the bathroom, knock yourself unconscious, and wake to find the family dog fucking you up the ass

Is black American sign language like normal american sign language except you can only use one hand because the other’s holding a Glock sideways?

Gender is a spectrum but politics is not. You're either a Good Ally or Hitler.

I'm not sure what a cloaca looks like but I'm 90% certain that pic didn't have one

It's literally describing in detail sexual congress with an animal alongside a picture of an anthropomorphic snake, have you considered that maybe you're just a cumbrained gooner who doesn't know how to interact with people

Amazingly enough, you can die from falling into a volcano even if you don't land in lava

Volcano corpse recovery guy has to be among the worst jobs ever

 

[PhoBingas]

That's why AI will never replace human: a human doesn't need to be manipulated to praise Hitler.

 

[Pedophobe]

You're old enough to know better, you're experienced enough to know better, and yet you do it all the same.

He's talking about Balldos again.

Is there anyone in this world who isn't a genocidal Zionist?