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[Aunt Carol]

You too will grow and mature in the coming years and realize you're nothing special and trapped here with the rest of us. Enlightenment will come to you eventually.

“Well no one‘s holding my hand while I raise this child, Hepzibah or whatever, guess it’s everyone else’s fault if she ends up as a flat-headed retard.”

 

[Gentlebastard]

I really hope that's trolling but given how much bat shit insane sexual deviancy is out there, it's entirely plausible. And really nauseating.

Now this might strike some viewers as harsh but what he needs to do is call her a retard and mock the shit out of her.

Back in anchuent Greece or during Carnivals we used to call them Seer's, Fortune Tellers or as the kids call them nowadays "noticers"

Where does this guy work, the degen retard factory?

But if he didn't have his unearned arrogance, all he would have is his failing health, a family that hates him, and a dying channel!

"I'm trying to kill myself, but I only know cringe ways of doing so, any ideas?"

I feel like he could manage a normal romantic relationship if he wasn't such a dreadful, self-absorbed piece of shit.

I once got sunburn from a painting of a sunrise.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Frankly, I don't get it. On my birthday I always celebrate not having to talk to Albanians.

 

[Aunt Carol]

“The people who moved our items left them in the living room, and that is where they have stayed”

Issiah killed 450 prophets of Baal, so yes, religion is worth killing over.

I got two of them when she put them on sale for $5 each with free shipping.

That's a fucking woggle-steal

The quality is shit though, obviously

I don't want artificial intelligence in this thread, I want organic retardation.

"the counterfeit money passed somewhat well except for the neovagina where George Washington's mouth was supposed to be."

One even wrote a crossover between The Trailer Park Boys and Resident Evil, a fic that is now 20 years old. You really don't see such bold crossovers anymore, not without them sounding ridiculous.

I thought he was trolling too and then I was introduced to this thread and realised that he is, indeed, an idiot.

 

[Rotollo 2]

I'm a fucking mutt kike, what ya want me to do?

And yes, this is edgy Reddit. You can't call people out for thirstposting anymore.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Wait. She's back in the hospital again? She never left? Somebody get this girl an omniscient narrator.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I don't post much in the Girl Threads due to not having a problem.

 

[Doxmatix]

Feel free to fuck off and die, faggot.

people still hating on druids after all this time smh.

"We're so back"- kiwi pukupuku

If only her real dad had fake loved her, these 10,000 pages could have been prevented.

(Prayers to Julia and all innocent Syrian citizens minus Salad).

 

[Among Us Gaming]

What is it with lefty internet politicians and getting e-raped?

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

How many photos do you have of the same morbidly obese 12 year old

here's your daily reminder that you look like a thumb that rapes children

Toddlers can fit a lot of drugs up their ass.

American Heroes, and great friends of Israel.

I predict that there’s a 90% likelihood of the woman on that app being fat,

I’ve been on the internet a long, long time, and a logo featuring a Mexican with a chainsaw doesn’t make me think of tacos.

him having yellow skin must also mean he's canonically chinese

 

[Hitchhiker]

I genuinely want Ina Garten to sit on my face while suffering a severe episode of IBS

 

[Aunt Carol]

All they do is fly mach 1 into solid objects until their head caves in and then their corpses pile up and smell like a junkyard fire.

wait who was cucked

As long as it was a wild animal that ate them and not like, a human person

As a frosting floozie and a strawberry slut, that cake looks really good to me.

 

[Tablet County]

You call yourself ADD to make yourself seem quirky and interesting.

I call myself ADD to get free amphetamines.

We are not the same.

 

[Cnidarian]

it's like wondering why all the people in japan have anime character names

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

At least for me, sexualized gook cartoons cause involuntary shrinkage.

 

[Tablet County]

Listen, pal. It was all fun and games until you brought the avocado thieves into this. You've gone too far.

 

[Arcade Gannon]

No one was "addicted" to cocaine.

 

[Tablet County]

You are not a real Christian, never will. Otherwise you wouldn't say the n-word.

 

[Markass the Worst]

the spectre of "the pedophile” is a mirage made up by rich white people so they could maintain ownership of their children.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/eric-p...rgjen-puppyhelictriangle.177294/post-22004143

 

[Aunt Carol]

Because there is LBG without the TQ. Look. It's right there. In fact, back when, it used to be called the LGB and that was just fine and everyone liked it and middle aged cross dressers had their own shit to do. Like playing golf.

Derrida, much like Joe, based his philosophical principles on whatever would let him argue that actually, it was perfectly fine to cheat on his wife.

Come back Nicole! You never #metoo’d Jeff Goldblum like you promised!

Oh yeah, I forgot: Viktor still pissed himself. Jayce never once tasted his urine, despite the fact it'd be everywhere.