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[Pendulous Dong]

Even as a pedophile he would be a bottom.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

a couple months ago there was a doxbin of him and he's hurt 16 other miners that weren't furries.

 

[Aunt Carol]

When we are all in hell I am going to ask Satan to punish you first so we can all watch.

"Don't misgender the rapist!!!!"

Actually stalker child, the UK is so bad that it's banned from Kiwi Farms.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

Any website is a dating website if you're Indian enough.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Nigger, this is kiwi farms. We all have brain damage.

16 computers sound impressive until you realize they’re likely computers taken from Special Ed class.​

And I'm not talking queer eye for the straight guy gay but just faggot ass shit all over their asses and balls gay. Like they hired a down syndrome person to be their personal stylist.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

He makes a new expression with each video, so you know he practices.

Please lord forgive me for my sins, not of theft, but for being a Pokémon enjoyer.

This man is a pedophile, or a rapist, or both.

I can 100% believe, especially by the way they type, they're just an older French dude who unfortunately shares a username with a furry from Peru.

Could you explain further? I'd really like to know why you consider that I type as "A DUMB FUCKING NIGGER".

How many times has he been doxed already?

this nigger was like sucked in from a time portal from 2008 or something

Thanks for letting us know, proceed to kill yourself.

There is no fixing it. Unless you filter out retards, but then you don't have anyone left to track.

Vantablack Gorilla Nigger and Bratty Futa Daughter sound like a good one for new gimmick shitposters.

please understand that the person we're trying to protect is still crying over the issues

What are you even saying? Is the Protogen fuck bot supposed to protect him or some shit???

he's hurt 16 other miners that weren't furries.

It sure hasn't been coming from a place of altruism.

All true autism sounds close enough.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

"Unlikely. Please reassess your life decisions so it does not involve anthropomorphic animals crossdressing."

I think they think we use our internet black magic to kill people like Light from Death Note.

"only cares about his own vaginas"

"docs me if you want"

Yes do this and never come back but you will and that is OK because it will be funny

 

[Trombonista]

Alabama is serious about domestic violence. Roll tide!

 

[Big Nasty]

Sorry I'm not cool enough to admire oiled up men in speedos. Sorry I'm not cool enough to burn down churches in Norway. Fucking weirdos.

WE WUZ TARDS AND SHEEEEEIIIIT

It was like "if you give me 50 bucks I'll give you exclusive content on my channel". There's no answer then a few minutes later he sends "how would you like to pound my tight little ass?"

the gay tries to shit on the floor
typical homosex activities.

When Ric Flair dies, I'm calling out of work, getting super drunk and showing my penis to as many people as I can before I get arrested.

Nigger, this is kiwi farms. We all have brain damage.

And I'm not talking queer eye for the straight guy gay but just faggot ass shit all over their asses and balls gay. Like they hired a down syndrome person to be their personal stylist.

 

[Rapesputin]

Any website is a dating website if you're Indian enough.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Is there any way to support creators of incest rape games in the meantime? Like some kind of charity fund we can donate to?

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

but somebody has to write down everything. who will keep the records without germans?
how can you build a society without knowing the taste of the paint used for the bird houses outside city hall 50 years ago?

notorious butt sniffing freak

Woe is the anus man, for they are a cursed kind. Their leader, Ethan Ralph, sits on a throne of farts.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

This is definitely the most autistic thing I've ever read on KF and that is saying something.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Others I show him to are outright disgusted by his appearance resembling Wart from Mario Bros 2, mannerisms evocative of a busted Chuck E. Cheese animatronic, and vocalizations mistakable for an impacted mule.

 

[The Stranger]

Dry humping someone to completion against their will kinda is the Bob Ross of raping

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

@Lifeguard Hermit, I eat trash

 

[Mound Dweller]

The Thai Army is not set up for that kind of war. Its more set up for overthrowing its elected Prime Minister.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Join date proves yet again to be the early life section of kiwifarms

Why are “femboys” nowadays always just fat Mexicans with gay furry OC’s? I remember early 2000’s /b/ trap threads that actually tricked people. Not me, of course. I’d never be fooled so easily. Hahaha.

There unironically needs to be some safe and padded place Chrischan-level-IQ people like OP are kept so they don't get into hijinks like this.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

I should visit again soon, there's increasing Jeet levels unfortunately

For all I know he could have punched Dale Gribble and we're gonna have problems

We have, not one, but two roads named for the Ohio Hitlers

All this hubub for a TTRPG that will be played twice or thrice total before all existant fans go back to thirsty sword lesbians, 5E/Pathfinder or jail for sexual deviancy

Listen here you fucking brainlet, do you really think electric windows are "the height of luxury" what the fuck are you going to do if your car is off, or when the fucking motor goes out? You know what never goes out? a fucking gear crank you stupid fucker. God DAMN you are dumb. Holy shit. you stupid fucker, You're the kind of nigga to have a fucking iphone and pay a "GENUIS" to fix it for you because you're too much of a dumb monkey to fix it yourself. Or the kinda nigga that looks at a sensor array in a 2025 F150 and goes "OH, 300 SENSORS? WOW. I LOVE SENSORS. I HATE WHEN I JUST PRESS MY GAS PEDAL AND IT OPENS A VALVE THAT LETS MORE GAS IN, I NEED A COMPUTER TO TELL THE ENGINE TO LET MORE GAS IN!!!" holy shit. please save us all from you and cease all postings

Update: Your idea was too based for the mod team : (

Then they get gang-raped by ooga boogas in Oogaboogaland and still blame whitey for it.

quintessentially reddit move that will astound no one

Fuck lads I drove up to Caboolture to meet retardo. I approached the retarded looking guy wearing a fucking cape and now im trapped talking about assassins creed. He doesn’t know what x11 is at all

Hope youre happy with yourselves.

In 2007-2008 I have downloaded Ubuntu and there were videos of Nelson Mandela and elephants on the disc.

What does a robot possessed by a ghost GAIN from being made transgender?????? Did they build the robot a penis and cut it back off???

you're probably just upset because you forgot to secure the hotdogs

Best friends do not ban said friends from their properties and then work with the FBI to have them arrested. That's not bestie behavior

Joke's on you I just won a 5k and I'm still extremely depressed.

If I had more free time I'd slap together a quick app called Mudshark that allowed men to anonymously report and shame women who had slept with black men.

I have no doubt that it would be declared the worst hate crime since the Holocaust in under 24 hours.

"It's in the document. Read the document. Muh document. Trust the document. Pray to the document. Consume the document. Become one with the document."