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[Gentlebastard]

I remember sitting in a room of friends, laughing my ass off to very racist subtitles to an Asian woman getting sealed up in a vacuum bag.

Good times

How anyone, even a Japanese person, could beat off to that is completely beyond me.

3 troons and a pear tree or however the song goes

A man dumber than a canteen full of squid shit decides to become a tranny prostitute out of jealousy towards other tranny prostitutes; what happens next would only shock you if you, too, were dumber than a canteen full of squid shit.

It makes him sound like a complete psycho. He should keep doing it.

Those are not football finger food. They are "I'm being held against my will at gunpoint" food.

saying nigger, that's the current way to identify a real person from an AI.

When the bots say "nigger faggots", it's joever for the internet.

The Disney cartoon gif really drives the point home that this shit is serious.

it isn't death that OP fears, but the indignity and shame of being bald

 

[TheRetardKing]

This wasn't rape, this was just a consent accident.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

There might be someone out there with an identical disposition who doesn't have sex with a parent.

I think if you had two people with identical dispositions, identical values, identical neuroses, et cetera, and one of them wanted to fuck their mom, I think the other would too. That's not an external pressure.

 

[Jhonson the Two]

This isn't a gene pool it's a septic tank

 

[Arrival]

I have a confession. I'm K8XE, and the only reason this nigger is mad is because I fucked him mom. Damn that pussy nice.

 

[TV's Adam West]

No my point is that I legitimately don’t care about children being raped. Rape em all idgaf.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

I thought you seriously had a literal tugboat and you got my hopes raised and dashed in a matter of moments.

I have hopelash now. I hope you’re happy.

why yes i am autistic. how is that a negative thing on this site?

how many of you are of german descent

I am a direct descendent of Adolf Hitler, ignore the fact that I am Mexican and I have to take 5 second pauses when trying to speak english.

Edit: Also, why can't you be a cool autist that builds trains or something? You suck even at autism.

 

[Law]

Women are retarded.

 

[Aunt Carol]

People have these weird misconceptions about California but I guarantee our women’s shelters are just as shitty and underfunded as anywhere else.

How are you posting this on the internet from a failed 1970s lesbian separatist commune?

If your polycule has a nazi in it, it's a nazi polycule.

Daniel is actually an alien sent to harvest humans for food and steal our water, folx! I hate having to do this yet again, but send me money please!

 

[Gog & Magog]

Organ harvesting is just a racket for the Jews. Just like therapy, banking, and circumcision.

 

[Arrival]

so docs me if you want.

but I'm not going to just f****** sit here and let him get away with it.

So what do you want me to do kiwi Farms.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Can we delete this thread I think I fucked up

 

[Gog & Magog]

Should I quit my job and stay in my room and jerk off to anime and play video games all day?

I have a decent job AND I play video games and jerk off to anime.

You can do all of these things.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

"Associates" Nigga it's just you

How is your OpSec this fucking shit? You legitimately might be too retarded to live.

Maybe the real brain damage are the friends we made along the way.

Nigger.

Well, that read was retarded. I'm not even sure what I read but I think I get the general idea.

 

[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

I can think of some instances killing a new born couldn't be a bad idea. You ever check out the Tardbaby General thread?

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I'm innocent and I have nothing to hide, and also I'm gay you dumbass nigger, I never even had a girlfriend.

 

[Dwarf Lord]

If you're seriously claiming that dudes on the worksite don't see a hot chic and say shit like "I'd pee in her butt" or whatever the fuck, you're delusional. Holy Christ.

 

[Warai Otoko]

why are you guys sexually harrassing a woman on kiwifarms

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Hush, little princess darling sweetums. Daddy's making a transaction that will drastically change the course of your life.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

No thanks. I had a big lunch. *pats puffed-out belly*

What the fuck is wrong with you guys