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[Sexy Senior Citizen]

"Great now I have someone to cyber bully."

 

[mr. testicular torsion]

I don't consent to being followed. I feel violated.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Incoming transmission from furfag high command.... Dark kiwi army activate.... 10 thousand cyber mercenaries are now descending upon the vr chat militarized zone. 49% enemy casualty rate achieved.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

if you dont want so many migrant children bean adopted to faggots willy nilly, maybe keep them in your south american crotcholes.

 

[I'm a Silly]

Josh is weirdly invasive.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

BOWSER'D

 

[The Taxman]

> I don't have syphilis you fucking fag bags, I have a skin condition (chugs Gatorade insanely)

 

[Aunt Carol]

"Hi! I'm interested in converting to Judaism. My non-negotiables include eating pork, working on Saturday, and denying the Holocaust. Would that be a problem?"

'ha! I didn't tell you, but I'm a trans woman! You thought you were having gay sex but you were having sex with a woman!'

 

[Mound Dweller]

If I had a penis, the thought of dead and dying Muslims would get me rock hard, not gonna lie.

 

[Dr. Butt]

"They said, 'OK, but we're gonna blur the penis,' and I said, 'No you're not gonna blur the penis,'"

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

I just think it's funny that most people don't know the inventor of MBTI wrote gay Jung fanfiction as a hobby.

 

[Mound Dweller]

14 year old MEN having sex with women - men fuck women, not the other way around, is a normal desire, fantasy or achievement. If it isn't normal where you live, then you're the anomoly.

 

[Gentlebastard]

That bitch needs to chill the fuck out. She go hands on wayyyyyyy too fast. She’s just a white black person

Reminder that all the time you spend getting mad at the internet could have been spent frolicking in the fields of yore.

All this has happened before, and it will all happen again.

seems like he's already deluded himself into looking in the mirror and seeing a mermaid instead of a manatee

Autism is a flat circle.

There's clearly something truly more wrong than ever with his mind

What does dudes blasting each other in the butt have to do with the environment? I've never understood the Green Party, in any country I've been exposed to it.

I've seen damp sheets of A4 printer paper exhibit more masculinity

Are pansexuals attracted to bread?

Is this the first time he's mentioned listening to podcasts? Hard to imagine the lunatic who drives out into the dessert to yell at derelict brothels and uses legal filings to plightsperg consuming normal human media.

If you aren't being called a faggot, you have faggot friends.

Every single time I come to this thread, I see you posting about cucking average white families with high IQ IVF chad babies. Is this a fetish of yours or something?

Germans are absolute filth. Literally every interaction i have had with them in person ends with them asking me where to find a good sex/bondage club.

When Pat admits to wrongdoing, the past rearranges itself to make whatever his current position is the stupid one.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

I'm not into vore. I'm into old testament marraige: which is marrying young virgin girls. Something whites hate.

Faggot. Shame you have 2 million police at your back.