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[Sexy Senior Citizen]

"Great now I have someone to cyber bully."

 

[mr. testicular torsion]

I don't consent to being followed. I feel violated.

 

[Snusmumriken]

Incoming transmission from furfag high command.... Dark kiwi army activate.... 10 thousand cyber mercenaries are now descending upon the vr chat militarized zone. 49% enemy casualty rate achieved.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

if you dont want so many migrant children bean adopted to faggots willy nilly, maybe keep them in your south american crotcholes.

 

[I'm a Silly]

Josh is weirdly invasive.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

BOWSER'D

 

[The Taxman]

> I don't have syphilis you fucking fag bags, I have a skin condition (chugs Gatorade insanely)

 

[Aunt Carol]

"Hi! I'm interested in converting to Judaism. My non-negotiables include eating pork, working on Saturday, and denying the Holocaust. Would that be a problem?"

'ha! I didn't tell you, but I'm a trans woman! You thought you were having gay sex but you were having sex with a woman!'

 

[Mound Dweller]

If I had a penis, the thought of dead and dying Muslims would get me rock hard, not gonna lie.

 

[Dr. Butt]

"They said, 'OK, but we're gonna blur the penis,' and I said, 'No you're not gonna blur the penis,'"

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

I just think it's funny that most people don't know the inventor of MBTI wrote gay Jung fanfiction as a hobby.

 

[Mound Dweller]

14 year old MEN having sex with women - men fuck women, not the other way around, is a normal desire, fantasy or achievement. If it isn't normal where you live, then you're the anomoly.

 

[Gentlebastard]

That bitch needs to chill the fuck out. She go hands on wayyyyyyy too fast. She’s just a white black person

Reminder that all the time you spend getting mad at the internet could have been spent frolicking in the fields of yore.

All this has happened before, and it will all happen again.

seems like he's already deluded himself into looking in the mirror and seeing a mermaid instead of a manatee

Autism is a flat circle.

There's clearly something truly more wrong than ever with his mind

What does dudes blasting each other in the butt have to do with the environment? I've never understood the Green Party, in any country I've been exposed to it.

I've seen damp sheets of A4 printer paper exhibit more masculinity

Are pansexuals attracted to bread?

Is this the first time he's mentioned listening to podcasts? Hard to imagine the lunatic who drives out into the dessert to yell at derelict brothels and uses legal filings to plightsperg consuming normal human media.

If you aren't being called a faggot, you have faggot friends.

Every single time I come to this thread, I see you posting about cucking average white families with high IQ IVF chad babies. Is this a fetish of yours or something?

Germans are absolute filth. Literally every interaction i have had with them in person ends with them asking me where to find a good sex/bondage club.

When Pat admits to wrongdoing, the past rearranges itself to make whatever his current position is the stupid one.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

I'm not into vore. I'm into old testament marraige: which is marrying young virgin girls. Something whites hate.

Faggot. Shame you have 2 million police at your back.

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

How many Jamaican wife-beaters does this dork own?

One for each hot topic belt.

Why would anyone want to see Nick on onlyfans when you can go look at the halloween lawn skeletons at home depot for free?

he has the brain of a tiktok addict and the posture of a worm

"Viva La Mexico! Viva La Revolucion!"
Okay Pedro time to go home.
"Whaaaaaaaat nooooooooo! I can't live without my running water and indoor plumbing and amazon and netflix Nooooo you Naziiiiiiiis!"

Thats not smoke, its STEAM, steam from the STEAMED QURANS we're having. Mmmn, Steamed Qurans!

JD VANCE DID IT! HE SENT OUT THE SIGNAL TO ALL VANCES THAT TODAY IS THE DAY OF RECKONING!

Keanu, get ready to feel the girth of the Memphis Micro!

Mormon punk wasn't on my bingo card today.

Where the **** is the plate? Or a napkin? Or anything really? He's eating the murder burger straight off the table.

•ChatGPT, as girlfriend please blow my weiner.z
>OK, blowing.
“…YESSSSS! IM COOMING!!”

“Your honor, my client may have killed those two babies with his bare hands… but did you know that Jamal is the funniest ***** in the hood?”

God damnit I can't believe Trump bombed Iran (just like he did during his first term). Guess I should have ****ing voted Kamala, she would have been an excellent president. ****. It's so over. I'm going to transition.

You guys are all too online, so my suggestion is you be sent outside to some kind of camp, so you can concentrate.

Lets be real, he's almost certainly a slice of cheese short of a ham sandwich, but I can think of nobody better to fight a literal gibsmedat communist then the night shift manager of an inner city McDonalds.

AOC looks like a donkey. Anyone who finds her attractive is probably a furry.

He would give anything to be in the cuck chair. He's reached such an unfathomable level of shame, the best he can hope for is the cuck corner of his mother-in-law's dingy basement. No chairs to be had.

No sane person with a human soul would post nudes of their spread ***hole on their wedding day.

OMG YAAAA***S it's heckin' TRASH WITCH COVEN hours bestie!!! grab ur SSRIs and emotionally unstable familiars we’re hexing the INCELS and trauma bonding under the full moon rn #CovenSlutsRiseUp #DumpsterDivas #NoDrama

So does this mean that Palestine is free now?

It's over. I wish I had just played donkey Kong 64 with my wigger friends in 2001 instead of my brothers meth pipe..who knows where my life could have gone, I could have been the son of a President.

Healthcare has become unbelievably ****ty in this country. When I was little, I could run up to my mom when I got an owie, and get a kiss to make it all better. Nowadays there's a line around the ****ing block and the owie has healed naturally by the time it's my turn. Ridiculous!

Get in, ***got, we're going on a psychotic homicidal rampage.

That insane asylum is gonna look great once they fix it up and take a picture on a sunny day

 

[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

I'm starting to wish for my rib back

 

[Slideshow Bill]

If they really wanted to be ~like the ancient Romans~, they'd all be racist bisexual alcoholics.

Words can never hurt them. I recommend the superior sticks and stones.

Nice. Next we will see Congressman splashing around in fountains fighting black kids for spare change.

That fat fuck is what passes for a bully these days? We would have pink bellied him into suicide.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Please dont't kill me in a fit of stigmatized mentally ill rage.