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[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Catching up on the last few days of Mr. FartFucker has been entertaining to say the least, I think the only appropriate course of action is just to kill himself, respectfully

Why are the farts BROWN though

You started the conversation you dumb nigger. Are you joshing with us now?

I can forgive being retarded but you’re not funny either

I wander into a completely different thread, minding me own business, quipping “Who gives a feck that Hulk Hogan’s dead?” Sure, the man’s an on-the-go grandad on steroids, not exactly Shakespeare’s funeral, right?

 

[Nothing Is Written]

laugh at them instead of just sitting here and watching the vote counter barely go up each time someone or something (ferret) gets raped

India is not a part of Europe.

If this mother fucker had been born in China, he probably would have been thrown in a dumpster.

Everything he does is so unbelievably half-assed, I'm surprised that he even possesses an entire ass to eat.

So I say get ready for another dozen room temp accounts and get your milk machine ready boys.

I heard someone say you bust fat ropes to tranny porn. You should make a thread publicly denying it, quick!

Unreliable? You realize we've got international news monolith TIMES OF INDIA on this, correct?

 

[Gentlebastard]

Contrary to liberal belief, Congress cannot repeal the laws of thermodynamics.

it’s likely only a matter of crime before Null gets extradited to Brussels for wrongthink

It's tragic. 100,000 copies of the same person, too smart to be happy and too stupid to do anything about it.

That said it's hard to feel bad for them, these are adults who should have known better. They've just decided to learn the hard way.

What the fuck did I just read? Why would this be in the thread? Nasty fucking degen. Human beings read this website, get the fuck out.

" Glory Through Suffering: How My Hero Academia Accidentally Echoes Imperial Japanese Propaganda"

Had ChatGPT write this.

What the fuck would possess you to think anyone here wanted to read it

It really is insane that amongst the tranch alumni, that Kev would be looked upon as the successful one.

 

[Rotollo 2]

If Jon began talking about his big stinky feet however, then Emile might be in trouble.

 

[Meat Target]

People must pay a lot of money for that stuff. Here I am getting it for free and I don't even want it.

 

[Pendulous Dong]

that could pass easily as my dad's ass.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Not really a 'girl next door' type when you're not a girl and no one wants you living next door.

 

[Meat Target]

They are faggots and nerds and on the moon nerds get their pants pulled down and spanked by moonrocks.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

They should have said Mario and Peach are smooth down there like Ken and Barbie.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

They drove 50 miles to eat take-and-bake pizza out of a machine.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

This is just what anime characters actually look like in real life. Asuka and Rei are actually fat pimply men. If you watch hentai, you're jerking it to people that look like Chris-Chan.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I ignore almost anything in this thread that isn't a photo or video of a cat. I read your post by accident because I forgot which thread I was in.

Hannah doesn't need to be indoctrinated into society's hangups on what constitutes a properly wiped ass. She'll figure that out on her own.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Shut up, ass napkins

 

[Peru oso donas]

 

[One Angry Computer]

The answer is retards. Retards all the way down.

 

[Asian tech support]

I'm so fucking unemployed now I should commit to dyeing my hair ice blue or something. Lmao

 

[Dr. Butt]

DON'T. INSULT. MY AUTISM. EVER.

sauce

 

[peachlover669]

Climb on top of your roof, then get naked and cover ever inch of your body in mayonnaise and shove some up your ass. You'll also need a one handed weapon, if you don't have a pistol just use a blunt weapon like a bat or a pipe. When you see him start to approach again start stroking you dick until it rock hard. Wait for the second he starts messing with the nob and then make your move. Yodel as loud as you can and jump off the roof right on top of him whacking away any of his weapons and discombobulating him. Once you slip off starting shitting the mayo out your ass and chase him as fast as you can while still yodeling. Make sure to stroke you penis the entire time. Try to only hurt him with your weapon, we don't want to kill him, we want to traumatize him. After a while let him go to spread the word and return home. The final and most important step is to now place a jar of mayonnaise on yours and every one of your neighbors front step enduring a safe neighborhood for years.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Future generations will look back at your story and realize what a hero you actually were for daring to exercise your right to be a disruptive retard with nothing of value to add to the conversation whenever the opportunity presented itself.

 

[Laburnum]

"I saw you got thread banned and triangled, the Jewish regime is trying to censor us, they are lashing out violently as more and more sons and daughters of Europa wake up."