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[Super Mario Brothers]

He is also in Talbott's thread defending a zoophile.

He is also currently in Ukraine right now.

Imagine you're a ukrainian soldier and you got bombed because someone sperged on kiwifarms too hard lmao.

i was in fucking afghanistan you cunt

why do you want my attention so bad also free palestine fucker

dear god...

hes not british... he fucks sheep...

he's welsh!

 

[Meat Target]

I'm enjoying the fresh, mild, All-American taste of Chesterfields. Why? Because I'm not a fucking faggot, you niggers.

Sexual potency: "honey you're pushing string"

 

[Slideshow Bill]

I WANT RADIOACTIVE WASPS AND I WANT THEM NOW NOW NOW!!!

 

[Toothp!ck]

what the fuck is a conservative fur

meanwhile Holden age 12 is freely accessing Hungarian fart fetish videos his friends shared with him.

You can't fix her, she has a terminal case of latinx.

He even appeared in one professional studio scene as the husband of a black wife who is cuckolded by a latinx tranny.

Maybe her eyes are so far apart because she needs that peripheral vision to seek out her fleeing baby-daddy for a good beating.

>Video starts with a ytboi saying he's going to die to defend dat BBC

Null has not posted a picture of his ass with a cheese wheel wedged between the cheeks

He's going to start carrying a server mainframe on his back and caterwauling "THIS is where it happened! THIS is where I was RAPED!"

Will needs to accept that he looks very rapeable.

This is exactly why Insane Clown Posse encourages their aficionados to ponder the mechanisms by which magnetism functions. I don’t see Juggalos being dragged into MRI machines.

The government should deploy tactical niggers to rob and assault people wearing AI glasses in public.

 

[The Noise]

@Rat Speaker made a huge mistake in admitting to be Harvey Weinstein and contacting my gynecologist 3 months ago to find out how healthy my pussy is.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

Does anyone have a picture of this chicks tits or was that just made up?

 

[Gog & Magog]

I'm of the opinion that both sexes should use our genitals for sex and reserve our assholes exclusively for pooping.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

I don't think it's fair that a man is willing to penetrate a woman but not willing to have the same done to him.

 

[Marc]

Those straws are legit, but they're not meant to suck back a brown pool of Hope's shit and piss.

a friend of a friend supposedly filtered some water that was coming out of a pile of cow shit in the alps and it was fine. Any particulates should obviously be filtered out beforehand (with a t-shirt for example) to prevent the clogging.

 

[Arrival]

Fallenchungus, liquidchungus, slungus, I'm deeply confused

 

[Sean Andalou]

(PS There’s a difference between “I would theoretically date a trans woman” and “I will specifically date the skinnyfat greasy autist with men’s glasses next to me.”)

 

[Gentlebastard]

I agree with you but I desperately needed to shitpost this.

I think my brain just twisted itself into a Möbius strip.

What woman couldn't resist the unlimited soup and salad with breadsticks at Olive Garden? It's truly a culinary delight that only the luckiest people in the world are able to experience.

“I didn’t want to share this” Ok. Why did you share it, then? No one is forcing you, It would’ve cost you $0 to not share that.

I'm in favor of when Jack talks to anyone more interesting, informed and fluent than he is and a non-sentient, frequently incorrect and soulless computer program certainly qualifies.

How badly do you gotta fuck up for your robot wife to dump you?

(NSFW link if anyone browsing the eFukt thread on Kiwi Farms on a Friday on a work computer or other device needs a "wtf r u doing" reminder)

Seriously, though, look at those fucking sandals. He looks like he belongs in a group home for obese retards.

One man to kill them all, one man to cure them, one man to grind them all and in sausage bind them.

she seethes and malds behind closed doors, wishing for the day she can be a raging asshole without losing her family and her job

The next time you pick up the fork, please think of your future mortician.

I know you’re providing a necessary service and someone’s got to do it but damn, your description was horrifying.

I love it when death industry people post here. You’re telling me that you can squeeze out atherosclerotic plaque like toothpaste out of a tube?

The lawsuit will be the make-or-break, and God help his liver if he loses it

 

[Aunt Carol]

As them if they've considered suicide.
And then, suggest they commit suicide.

Not quite sure what to make of this all besides everyone involved should delete their accounts including me for posting these screenshots.

I am glad coomers are suffering the consequences of their indifference.

 

[MongInTheMirror]

If corrosion is related to use, on an Indian 787 there would never be any corrosion around the toilets.

 

[Arrival]

Hi,if anyone else from 4tran4 finds this I am Sweet Pumpkin known for trying to put an end to the Lezistance ultimately getting banned for rule 3. Welcome to kiwi farms 4tran4 users and other newbies,Before there was time,Before there was anything there was nothing. And before there was nothing…There were MONSTERS. Kiwi farms isn’t no ordinary place beware this place is full of Lichs,anything can happen on here from being doxxed,to being swatted. So before you post or reply to a thread,just remember anything can happen,this isn’t no ordinary place like Reddit. So who wants to share their thoughts on yeep-yorp first? I feel like the only way the insanity will end is if we play civil discussion so please share your thoughts as soon as possible.

 

[Drip Torch]

It's just when I got agitated there's ANOTHER voice in my head arguing with me.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I agree it would be good to have a more specific slur, though.