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[Lords Greatsword]

Bro has more chromosomes than common sense

 

[mr. testicular torsion]

My penis has become infected from gooning to cartoon rape fantasies. This makes me, in a way, an artist.

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

Fellas, if you sleep with a chick, but didn't tell her you favor collectivism, is that rape?

Even if your ass is buff and manly as hell the french genes do that.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Another horrifying thought is that he was probably jerking off everytime he came here to sperg.

I hate the gay, retarded future.

 

[Silver Higgs]

He is stacking worst traits like he is stacking his fake degrees

 

[Gog & Magog]

Just spent over three hours queuing up over a terabyte of gay porn scraped from onlyfans using Free Download Manager running in a Windows VM running on my server and i'm seriously questioning my choices in life.

A couple of my nephews are part of a Therian group at their high school. They've told me that none of them are into the porn, "not really our thing, but it exists and that's fine" and indicated that most local Therian groups are more or less just an excuse to not be in front of a screen 24/7.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

"The smartest person on KiwiFarms finger paints in their own feces on the cell wall, stalker."

 

[Markass the Worst]

It is true I am Indian. It is also true that I am better than you, I contribute more to the world, and so on.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-india-menace.174997/post-22179475

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

When the Spergssiah turns, we will be ready to mock him.

He is the Sperg King in the Mountain. We await his return when he will lead us to the land of Super Mario Bros Super Show canon and pirate lesbians.

 

[JackingOffGeorgeLucas]

and i am telling you that setting foot on that website is enough to make me want to throw you out a window.

 

[Cnidarian]

> be me, unsophistocated
> decide to try to get into poetry
> poetry always seemed kind of gay, but figure that's a mindset I just need to grow out of
> look up good entry-points for poetry
> get recommended Walt Whitman, "America's poet"
> buy Leaves of Grass, deathbed edition for $6
> open the book
> it's gay porn

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[Aunt Carol]

They even have a thread specifically for photoshopping out zipper tit scars and changing vaginas to penises.

#believeallbpdwomenwhohaveaproventrackrecordoflyingtoruinpeopleslivesalsoLFJ

If Daniel was a decent father, Hannah's skull would be skull-shaped.

There is something deeply sad about a gay male couple without a single sperm between the both of them, while real gay couples have literal millions. The Pooner is truly God's saddest creature.

 

[Oliver Onions]

The venerated Women’s National Basketball Association has been bombarded by the most peculiar of menaces.

 

[Aunt Carol]

His doctors tried to cure him by screaming "STOP DOING WEIRD SHIT" at him very loud for hours at a time and feeding him arsenic.

When I was little I saw a lot of household nudity, and every lady had a yuuuge black jungle bush, and it always made me think of Vietnam.

He has the lips of a woman, why wouldn't he have the emotions of a woman too.

 

[Hamstirer]

Bossman starts rotting to death for our amusement and all of a sudden everyone's a dermatologist.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Hearing a lolcow say, "Mr. Sparkletor betrayed me" just hits different than reading it in text.

 

[Mound Dweller]

Most people are bad at their jobs. Being a professional means nothing. Having credentials means nothing. Institutions are illegitimate. This is the culture of mediocrity. Muta would be in the top quintile of most IT departments.

It’s medically normal for men to be attracted to underage women. It wasn’t really until 90s feminists brainwashed us that we started considering fully developed 17 year olds to be helpless babies. Trump even said it himself on Howard Stern he wouldn’t mess with anyone younger than 12. So technically speaking he’s not a pedophile on any level and calling him one only furthers a woke and anti family view of the world.

 

[Meat Target]

I once ate so much watermelon that I literally pooped watermelon. Like watermelon but in the shape of a poo.

 

[Sheogorath]

Let's say I want to rape you, but just because I'm a rapist does not mean I have to be RUDE

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Whoever invented FaceTime should be sealed into a sarcophagus, entombed with those flesh eating scarabs from The Mummy

People have actually died in that parking lot, albeit in slow motion

I’m all for a good Jew joke as much as the next person, but it would be nice to have a conversation that didn’t devolve into how the Perfidious Hebrew controls everything

They act like any perceived slight is a biblical test.

The only thing scarier than a black auntie throwing soda at a cashier's head at Popeyes ("That's what happens when you forget my biscuit, bitch") is a black middle manager, she’s got Bible quotes on her desk and one Yankee candle labeled “Serenity,” but at any moment she’s gonna throw a fax machine through the window.

I bathe though so possibly you weren't talking about me

The smuggest most arrogant people I meet are always hideously dysgenic as though I would give even the most microscopic shit about the opinion of someone who looks like a penis with razor burn.

Campus was stupidly large, and so were the hallways, but fucking you got five people walking side by side horizontally and you're behind them and you need to get to class but you can't because Dumb, Dumber, Even Dumber, Actually Dumber and Dumbest can't be assed to get out of the fucking way.

Has this vishnigger ever seen an elephant in motion?

All the retards that are like "oh its a gentle giant" run the risk of this shit meanwhile I stay the fuck away from any animal I can't reasonably bludgeon to death or strangle with my fists.