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[SuicideIsPainless]

I'm in a James Bond movie, and I am autistic.

 

[neverendingmidi]

mimosas let you get drunk at 10 in the morning in public in a socially acceptable manner stop being faggots about it

Mostly because of who posted it.

 

[Southern Belle]

I CAN NEVER LOOK AT SURF'S UP THE SAME WAY AGAIN.

from the Shia LaBeouf thread.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I had a mildly painful couple of days, but then I realized this morning it was a kidney stone; I just passed my first kidney stone. Better!

 

[Despairagus]

U r abnotmal fux

 

[Cato]

My personal opinion is that Jesus had a form of autism, that autism is something that is chosen rather than forced upon someone, and that autism in its greatest expression is the highest ideal that everyone should strive to meet. There is good autism and bad autism. No one should strive for the bad autism but everyone strive for the good autism as the highest and greatest level of personality achievement.

This might be too long, but you can basically snip it anywhere and it's still amazing.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

This might be too long, but you can basically snip it anywhere and it's still amazing.

I broke it up for you:

"My personal opinion is that Jesus had a form of autism"

"autism in its greatest expression is the highest ideal that everyone should strive to meet."

"No one should strive for the bad autism but everyone should strive for the good autism as the highest and greatest level of personality achievement."

 

[A Skeleton]

"This is called "The Chew". No one chews anything on this show. Does anyone know why they call the show that bad name? She lies about marriag"

 

[IV 445]

"I spent $3 on shit stamps I want my shirt and card"

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-3-3-chris-offers-his-own-stamp-album-for-1-000.28789/page-9

 

[Herbert Hoover]

I don't think that alienating and degrading sexual minorities until they take their own lives is really that much of an improvement from just killing them outright.

 

[Cato]

my autism is not genetic. I got it as a young child due to an ear infection.

 

[Another Fellow]

A couple from Chris's latest Patreon update...

You are definitely Proof that younger generations won't get my well-re-worded mildly-adult jokes. LOL.

...she jumps ahead in her narrative to 8/2011 when her dating season with Vulva Pie happened...

Oh, Blivious? How Many Spoilers MUST We Waste on YOU?

 

[AnOminous]

"I spent $3 on shit stamps I want my shirt and card"

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-3-3-chris-offers-his-own-stamp-album-for-1-000.28789/page-9

So wait, this fucking autist responded to my shitpost by doxing himself in a thread where he also got scammed by a tard? He got owned by Chris in every imaginable way!

 

[BadaBadaBoom]

 

[Darwin Watterson]

"Yiff! Yiff!" he shouted. "That's what foxes say," he explained.

From the totem sanic thread.

 

[ICametoLurk]

Niceness is a pathology of non-Korean homosexuals and transgenders primarily as a Harean-psychopathic manipulation technique. I'm upfront. That's the difference.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

I'm not gay nor am I sexually attracted to men, but if I was reincarnated, I'd love to live as a woman and enjoy men.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

No one is unable to stay straight.

 

[BadaBadaBoom]

As I said, a 5 year old could kill anyone with enough extremeness inside. its not so much about strength.

 

[sbm1990]

Dogs were designed to lick butts.