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[MediocreMilt]

We are putting a one million dollar lawsuit against @LordKaT and his mother's house. So literally there will be a lien on his mother's house...He has done some really sick shit. Uhm. Anybody that can provide any information about @LordKaT his address, anything legit, please contact me. There will be a reward in place.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Chat gems:

BoingoTango 55 minutes ago I don't know why you are acting like badasses just because I'm drunk and actin exceptinal

BoingoTango 54 minutes ago No reason not to double down in every situation

Troon Anthropologist Troon Anthropologist 49 minutes ago @Feline Darkmage, He's just frustrated and trying to express his unrequited affection toward you. Be patient.

BoingoTango Today at 12:19 AM
I'm going to drive up to canada and run over Tradeau with an 18 wheeler if Yaniv doesn't get Jailed for 3+ years
This is my manifesto

Cheeseman Today at 12:20 AM @BoingoTango, dont drink and drive faggot

BoingoTango Today at 12:20 AM Something something trump something something hiter was okay something something niggers and mexicans

Feline Darkmage Today at 12:20 AM @BoingoTango, so long space cowboy

BoingoTango 42 minutes ago
brb gonna piss in the sink so I don't wake up my wife
BoingoTango 42 minutes ago
I learned it from Ricky Gervais

Null 48 minutes ago
DELETE ALL THAT SHIT DON'T @ ME
HAVE TO TELL THESE PRICKS DON'T @ ME

Null 46 minutes ago
@BoingoTango, yuck
if your sense of self-worth is that low you should just take up cutting

 

[Libtard-Wrecking Krogoth]

I want trannies, I want grifters
lolcows, lolcows please deliver

 

[Gordon Cole]

I consider myself to be an okay guy, but my name isn't "hiter".

 

[Floop]

whats so bad about the yandere dev and wtf is yandere

 

[Failure_Personified]

Man it's almost hard to believe he managed to sneak an entire hellfire missile into his prison cell but I guess these people have their ways.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

"I WANT ATTENTION BECAUSE IM A BITCH NOT A MAN"

 

[AprilRains]

WTF with that screenshot tho

 

[CIA Nigger]

this site is populated by the same people as 8chan, which you have already shut down. these people are targeting transgender artists and have been connected to 8 suicides, several thrill killings, 2 school shootings, the christchurch mosque massacre and at least one of last weekend's shooters was a member.

Please be aware that this site has been connected to 8 suicides, several thrill killings, 2 school shootings, the christchurch mosque massacre and it's possible all three shooters last weekend were influenced by the site. I receive death threats regularly and there have been three incidents that caused significant me financial harm. Their speech is well beyond the boundaries of first amendment protection and their use of media they find in the public domain does not qualify under fair use practice standards.

All from a takedown email

 

[Y2K Baby]

On top of that, he took forever to actually leave the site, only to overcompensate afterwards and be one of the most vocal, pushy, virtue signalling CTC'ers, despite it being very obvious he only left when his chance of being a star in the 10th anniversary special died. His personal complaints are all laughably pathetic too. He complained that Doug didn't write his magic hammer into the special. I'm not kidding.

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He's basically Linkara in terms of inflated ego, embarrassing self-insert fantasy, and general autism, but somehow everything he makes manages to be exponentially worse.

"I was portrayed as a naive half wit who spends the first two acts running away from monsters. No mention is ever made about my powers, my magic hammer is completely absent"

 

[Silence of the Troons]

Kid. This is Kiwi Farms. Cheering on bunches of idiots as they march to their doom is kind of what we fucking do here.

 

[janekop]

None of these calves from my backup pasture are particularly milky but I keep track in case a full grown cow someday distinguishes itself from the herd.

 

[Gooby]

“Jessica and I enjoyed a Pepsi and a couple of chili dogs before hittin’ the showers by my room and making passion behind my lenient parents’ backs.”

From OPL.

 

[ES 195]

"Hyperaggression disorder sufferers' website kiwifarms develops a thread on "MAPS/NOMAPS" that, in the NOMAP section, looks uncomfortably wholesome and has to be punctuated by frequent hatesturbation comments about killing and hanging to retain the requisite air-punching tone."

This verbal masterpiece brought to you by some whacko on twitter. Post was originally discovered by @Dork Of Ages and posted in the Kiwi Farms Reviews thread.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

Twitter

archived 13 Aug 2019 21:41:02 UTC

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Edit: this was meant to go in the Kiwi farms review thread, but it fits here too!

 

[Teri-Teri]

From a PM chat

"You are a fat farting hermafool." - @Y2KKK Baby

 

[MediocreMilt]

Hear the voices of your legions of fans. We value your voice. You are our warrior. We love and need you. The shrapnel of haters cannot pierce the armor we give you. Trust in this.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/carlos-maza-reportedly-leaving-vox-after-harassment-on-twitter.59664/

 

[Brain Power]

Nigga, get the oxygen machine. I'm fucking dying of soy overload. The soy is infested throughout my body and throughout the inner depths of my stomach and throat. I'm going to drown in fucking soy!

 

[Freddy Freaker]

Yeah this global media censorship conspiracy is neat and all but we really need to get the bottom of putting toothpaste on your dick.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Even though I'm not there to protect him. I am with him in spirit, and our combined Carebear stare will send you and your shitcunt mods spiralling into the stratosphere.