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[Dork Of Ages]

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Uh oh creepy oh no le planerino with le patternino ahahahha poop piss stinky ahahah uh oh its gonns infect lol lmao oh no le aeroplanino carrying le virusino ahahah stinky stinky baldblandlaks uh oh we got a problem here captain lel back and forth back and forth ahahahaha bro poop poop pee dick poop ahhaahah

 

[Return of the Freaker]

What did he mean by this?

 

[AprilRains]

What did he mean by this?

What's unclear?

 

[Army Burger]

I love the "guess that fat fold" game!

Imagine a 7 foot tall morbidly obese black man in a tiny polkadotted thong flounces up to you and introduces himself as a lesbian foxgirl

 

[Mr Himmler]

Like fat women saying that they’re “thiccer than a bowl of oatmeal.” That’s not thicc, that’s fat.

 

[Army Burger]

He still anal rapes kangaroos in the outback too.

 

[WD-40]

My mommy should really see this.

My mom knows better than to confront me about this. I'll straight up doxx the bitch.

 

[Army Burger]

we can't build railroads in 2020 because people are too racist to enslave the Chinese again?

There are no women or black people on the internet.

Only retards, kikes, shills, degenerates, and faggots.

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

By plant-based she means that she plants her ass down and scarfs Pizza Pizza and Beef and Cheddars.

Is this what Bibi sees when he dicks her?

It's always surprising/disgusting getting a side view of her

WATCH OUT, THE MOON HAS A KNIFE

My favourite part was her noting that the Communion wafer is bland and flavourless. Can’t Jesus make one more sacrifice for mankind and make himself ranch flavoured?!

If you are going to post nudes, remember to label whether they are your back or front.

shelf ass coming in nicely

Here is a ptchur of imported slave child with Mexican fertility drug infant
LOOK AT IT!!!!

"Act like a girl."
"UNNG THAT'S SO HOT."
"Act like a girl."
"Please respect my sexual boundaries."
What is even happening? It's like listening to two video game characters stuck in a random dialogue loop.
Kevin is additionally now announcing he's autistic in this exchange despite denying he is earlier. I guess Kevin is just whatever is convenient for the conversation at hand.

 

[Army Burger]

The landlord is going levy a big ass fine and bolt the door if he discovers James bumping and grinding next to the HVAC units on the roof.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sniff-sniff-lemme-get-a-whiff.67721/post-6213845
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sniff-sniff-lemme-get-a-whiff.67721/post-6213878

I can already hear the mods sniffing up the scents of rotten beef and musty cat semen from there wrinkly yet fresh,smooth yet crispy rather tight anus holes and I can hear them lick there lips with every inch of Silvia in there own mouths.

And I hope I drown in a pool of mr.enters cummies.

 

[Army Burger]

His snort is an expression of dominance.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

My country is your effing money maker, so starting shaking your geisha tailfeather and smile like you mean it.

 

[Army Burger]

Hitler and Dr. Robotnik, two peas in a pod.

If God didn't want us to burn people he wouldn't have made them so flammable.

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

I have consulted with PhD biologists, virologists, and immunologists on Discord.

From a happenings thread.

 

[Army Burger]

This thread is a good example of why you should keep your satanic nazi vampire larping & roleplaying in the bedroom and off the internet

Remember that scene in Frozen where Ana shits her diaper?

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

"so don't call others stupid when you're clearly untelligent yourself."

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

How high did that psych test rate you schizophrenic?
I'm not going to tolerate your criminal convict attitude of gaslighting.

Almost every DocHoliday1977 post is random_txt.txt worthy in its entirety these days tbh.

 

[Army Burger]

Were... Were we the troons all along?

I hope Steve Jobs is roasting in hell for inventing the smartphone and thus ruining fucktons of young lives.

Do I need to pull out the hentai again?

This is the type of autism I come here for

I'm just shocked no one has shipped him with his mom yet

wait, george washington is still alive and nobody told me?‽‽

 

[Return of the Freaker]

We must consider a final solution to the Karen Question.

Being this much of a karen soounds exhausting.