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[Army Burger]

People fuck colostomy stomas. I can't imagine how that feels good for the fuckee, but they do it.

Sugar Cookies + tard cum

The ultimate KKK Racist dogwhistle.

Her ideal type is 'socially awkward weirdos', huh? Wierd way of saying murderous baby rapists, but sure Staph, you do you.

 

[nekrataal]

I jizzed on a cockroach laying eggs once. Those eggs are my children now.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

convention of kiwi farmers with only their brains above water in Rotterdam harbor and a close up of the brain of a typical kiwi famer

Tommie is female. She bought a gallon of industrial strength spray months ago and used most of it up. it's why she escalated. the roaches appear resistant. I've never seen roaches strolling through DE and nesting in it like some trumptard on the beach.

someday somebody will come along wanting to get naked and swap spit. it's pretty fucking low wattage for a bunch of incels to be ridiculing a queer old humorist for trying, don't you think? at least i don't hate the whole world because i can't get laid.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

That picture activated the "Hitler did noting wrong" thought that everyone has in the back of their brain.

 

[Antipathy]

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"I hate to be called 'idiot savant' I prefer the term 'avant tard'"

 

[Tasty Tatty]

"I don't have a father, and I don't have 'daddy issues.'"

 

[Suburban Bastard]

 

[Army Burger]

Maybe you you could solve both your problems and have sex with the roaches?

Does his figurine have a boner? If so, does it come with that or did Philip add it later?

Jason's opinions are literally worth in the negatives when you scroll right up ans see retweeted porn of women getting fucked by a giant insect.

 

[New & Improved Username]

What do I have to post nude pictures of women I slept with to prove it to you to I have to show my naked fucking body?

.

 

[Army Burger]

Since most of my male competition will be incels and mgtow, I should be a prime piece of hot cock when we emerge from this.
Not that I'm not now, but just sayin'

Big deal.

Walk into grand central station and take a big shit in the middle of the entrance floor and then slide around in it. You'll attract all the attention in the room but it doesn't mean you're talented.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Oh shit, the I fucking love science is coming from inside the house!

 

[Token Weeaboo]

The I in LGBTQIA stands for incest.

 

[Army Burger]

It doesn't but his penis is a rape center I'm guessing.

I really enjoy watching an asshole suffer through his incredible mental illness and drug addiction.

 

[Antipathy]

This lil nigga ate too many tendies

rip tuscangarder. may you wait in the glorious commie breadline in the sky forever

rip tuscangarder she never posted titties

were the nipples in the shape of a sickle and hammer

Goodnight, my sweet tankie princess. May we see you again in the comments section of r/latestagecapitalism.

Tuscan may be gone but from the looks of this thread they will live in your heads rent free for a long time.

 

[Unog]

"Your grandfather used to call his wife Slug," my mom continued.

You wouldn't believe how hard it is to keep a straight face when your wife is unknowingly spouting hentai dialogue while you're trying not to nut too early.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

I was in Nick's Discord server, at least until the other guys started lusting after the trap.

 

[nekrataal]

My biggest fears, well I'm definitely scared of Asians, I also don't like thunder or the dark or spiders and snakes.

 

[FuckedUp]

"fortunately, all the lolcows will be clones of tuscangarder"

 

[snailslime]

"unfortunately, none of them will fuck you"

 

[nekrataal]

A product of angry aids riddled porn artists who tried to take down this very webzone. .