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[Silence of the Troons]

I always think of the media as not unlike the Ganges. It's full of trash, shit and corpses.

 

[Army Burger]

I have failed you Kiwis and I will go commit die now.

 

[Neko GF]

 

[Army Burger]

Rape, blackmail, degradation, violence, and victim-blaming? Hawt.

ABSOLUTELY NO TRANSPHOBIA, THAT'S HORRIBLE.

 

[Antipathy]

(Freeman, the inventor of ice pick lobotomy and its first and foremost shill, 6000+ tard count)

What kind of taco exceptional individual is ABC hiring? Do they even know their ABCs?

- think this but slightly more flesh and blood and cum -

When the cat has your pipe, there is only so much you can do.

That's a lot of words to use just to say "REEEEEEEEEEE"

 

[Doctor Placebo]

There's a reason the evil government in 1984 is called "Big Brother" and not "The Chainsaw Rapists."

 

[TV's Adam West]

Ever since I've been here you've been harassing me, comparing me to fucking asians the people I hate the most more than rapists and serial killers.

 

[Army Burger]

I generally only play games if I can scrape my crotch gash bloody to the playable character.

"this is from his diaperslut account"

"Nice."

“Are you sure you don’t know how these shards of glass got into your penis?”

I was raised to respect journalists like Walter Cronkite and muckrakers like Upton Sinclair, but now if someone admits they're a journalist it's almost like they admitted to being a child molester.

 

[Antipathy]

Schrodinger's Murrsuit doesn't need confirmation. Even if we don't ever have to see it, we know it exists. Let's keep it that way.

I thought no one was gonna beat those dudes posting anime figures but this might be the new front runner

Holy Jesus her blood was probably Fanta.

I now identify as galqactooligosaccharide, thankyouverymuch!

People paying lots of money to be told that the consequences of their own actions are not their fault is basically the American Way.

Israel threads are the best

Yep, that's going in my cringe collection.

On of the ambulance teams I worked with had to report for an odd smell once....neighbor had killed himself by exhaust in his garage at least a couple weeks prior. The dude's 400+ lb corpse had jellied and liquefied in the hot, muggy summer to the point where liquids spilled out when they opened the door.

If you think old people smell bad while livin'....hoo. Just waint until they ain't.

Women with three names, cookie monster hats, I have no idea what this thread is about

almost every lucid dream I have either ends with rape or sucking my own dick. it doesn't matter how unflexable you are IRL, you can deepthroat your own dick like a champ in dreams.

If this thread has taught me anything, it’s that I tend to bring the autism out in people

That crowd does kinda reek of:

"I have a distress flare launcher I don't know how to use bolted to my AR-15 so it looks like I have an M203 grenade launcher.... I keep it in the back window of that retired P71 Crown Vic I bought at auction, and I follow people with Bernie Stickers all the way home at dusk just to make them shit their pants. "

 

[DoctorJimmyRay]

Let’s remember that this is how Russ acted while at a bar in a brothel at 10 a.m:

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Grab the first part of that paragraph and you've got a good quote:

"At 10am, I go to the front door, looking like the sexiest disabled guy ever, ready to woo my hooker."

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

"My daughter just woke me up in the middle of the night screaming that the Kiwi Farms were coming for her. When I told her to shut up, she shrieked that this was all my fault for molesting her in her imagination."

 

[SIGSEGV]

I don't think anyone would object to walling-off large metropolitan areas of the US and starving them out.
But how would that help cure the wuhan flu?
The what-han who?

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Tranny says that she's scared of the Farms:
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one of my worst fears is ending up on kiwi farms where everyone will call me a tranny

 

[Pissmaster]

unless i see the vagoo it's mr magoo

 

[Antipathy]

one of the videos had a girl squirt out used lube into a bowl and eat it.

>Imagine having to put in your will who gets the rights to your daughters face fucking videos

"her son’s female body" is a phrase that should only be said in the context of a Goddamn serial killer.

Are you honestly defending the fucking jew in this story? Do the world a favor and swallow a bullet.

You can pick up a truckload of Mexicans for about $20 tho.

Apparently black people are kangz, but white people are godz.

Let my people go! Gamers get ready for a team deathmatch!

Someone call Sarg'n, it's finally time for Goymergate 2.0.

 

[Brain Power]

So I just shit on the street, put it in a box, and send it to a post office?

I haven't seen one god damn nipple throughout this whole thing. I feel ripped off and I aint even simped to her.

How the fuck did her parents manage to produce a daughter that naturally looks like a troon?

You made it fam. you are finally a Z-list internet celebrity.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Beekeepers can even recognize the audible "pop" sound of a drone bee cumming to death.

Killer bees are redpilled chads

Hornets are cruel and efficient. Not even purple drank can sate their bloodlust.

 

[Antipathy]

Somehow I doubt she graduated Summa Cum Laude. Probably graduated Mega Cum Load.

Deep thot: if you’re busted doing porn and decide to change your name out of embarrassment, why change your last name to Wang of all things?

1,000 for being accosted by a bunch of pencil dicks attached to even uglier douche bags. I bet that didn't even touch her monthly shoe bill. My guess is rampant entitlement combined with mental illness like bipolar disorder.

Character adoptable are just the furry stock market.

My biggest fears, well I'm definitely scared of Asians, I also don't like thunder or the dark or spiders and snakes.

I bet when Barb dies he'll cope by playing make believe that he's swapped places with Robertchu so he can spoon with Barbchu in his fantasy world.

Gotta go fat

If that's true, he would drop a plugged toaster in the bathtub as his last zap to the extreme

So concentrated lightning and a bit of sugar will cure Covid-19. Give the infected a Mars Bar and then electrocute them fatally. Good to know. God bless Blake Sonichu and those Ponies.

... Those are the best-looking women North Korea has to offer?

Fucking ow.

Yeah, but the problem is there's only 1 fat person in North Korea.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*deep breaths, wheezing*

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Not gonna lie, I was kinda looking forward to the curveball of waifu-dictator to this twisted timeline. At worst we would have gotten some quality maymes and servicable erotica

 

[FuckedUp]

So what you're saying is if I wanna be immune, I just need to rape some little white girl?

 

[Unog]

This pan-faced gook banker cunt seems to think she's back in the Cultural Revolution or something.

I wonder if the Civil rights movement would have succeeded had they known 60 odd years later, some big black bed wench buffoon was willing to suck a former white segregationist's cock on national media to become president.