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[Table Country]

There is not a single person who will enjoy this game whose ass I could not kick.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Oh lord, why does 15% of the population commit 80% of the crime? Amen.

 

[FuckedUp]

Press Square to hump "DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER" faster

 

[vertexwindi]

I've learned that the pinball community has a real sexism problem as well

 

[Jarolleon]

"The eschaton isn't going to immanentize itself, my dude"

 

[Table Country]

"The eschaton isn't going to immanetize itself, my dude"
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@Krokodil Overdose What the fuck does that mean

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

@Krokodil Overdose What the fuck does that mean

"The perfected world that emerges after the apocalypse isn't going to happen by itself." It's a riff on one of William F. Buckley's gay catchphrases.

 

[Jarolleon]

"The perfected world that emerges after the apocalypse isn't going to happen by itself." It's a riff on one of William F. Buckley's gay catchphrases.

Did Buckley destroy 1960s conservatism by making it adopt one of the most arcane catchphrases in human history? Is that why the left basically steamrolled the right for the past 60 years, with the exception of the 1980s?

 

[The Pink Panther]

i can't with the people

 

[Antipathy]

Imagine going down on a glittery yeast infection

I treat A&H like a gas station shitter, go in quick, take a huge crap, and leave. You don't even have to say anything controversial, just general statements in favor of basic human decency and they chimp out. It's a good time!

He's as much of a writer as he is a woman.

 

[SIGSEGV]

I have no words that dick says it all

"If you fuck up in class one more time, I'm taking you down to the barber and making Braulio give you the Kevvie side weave."

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Please write in English on my thread

if orcs are reminding you of black people maybe the problem is black people started to act more like orcs?

And yet he poisons the temple that is his body every single day by eating absolute garbage.

You’re a fucking hero but at the same time, youve made me wanna smash my head into a wall repeatedly.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Did Buckley destroy 1960s conservatism by making it adopt one of the most arcane catchphrases human history? Is that why the left basically steamrolled the right for the past 60 years, with the exception of the 1980s?

He certainly didn't help. He was too much of a socalite to make serious moves, too much of a fart-huffer to actually try to rally people to his cause, and basically useless at everything except running a gay think-tank and magazine. I imagine the reason he got propped up as the "TRUE and HONEST conservative" is that they knew he didn't care to do anything except whinge uselessly in print and compromise on everything that mattered- i.e. the same reason National Review conservatives get tolerated by the MSM today.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Sockness found a novel way to deal with the trolls: be such a boring, unremarkable faggot that there's no joy in laughing at him.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

To calm me, one companion brought me to hell.

(thx @PolexiaAphrodisia )

 

[Too Many Catgirls]

Can I just take the time to mention how appropriate your avatar is for your post?
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This picture in Kane Lives' post should be a random.txt.

 

[SIGSEGV]

God needed Elephants and it was quicker to bring Terry home than to figure out again how he made elephants the first time.

 

[FuckedUp]

I like to think one day Null will get to build a fort in a fish zoo and fuck a tranny in the ass with no lube.

 

[Bionicle of War]

These people see themselves as rebellious anime characters fighting against the big, bad government when in reality they're just drug addicted troons who buy cheap estrogen from amazon and learn about communism from twitter threads written by pride icons.

 

[SIGSEGV]

I guess maybe he showers, but honestly starting to feel like that's optimistic.

I'd legit feel bad for him, if not for the fact that everything he espouses is so fucking repugnant.

Wow, I never expected him to justify pedophilia. But then again, this thread is 200 pages long.

"UwU devpai keep going!"

Fucking dumbass troon, rabbits don't have hooves. Have you ever heard of a lucky rabbit's hoof? No because they don't fucking have them.

The easiest way to shoot down this argument is to question which line of action to take in the event that one is driving on a highway and the lane they're currently in is closed due to roadworks.