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[SIGSEGV]

But anyway, I don't want more posts of mine getting deleted, so let's go back to talking about sex dolls.

 

[Positron]

 

[mr.moon1488]

I don't know what I expected to see on this website today but it sure wasn't greg's ass pimples covered in oil.

 

[Army Burger]

If the dick doesn't fit we must acquit

 

[SIGSEGV]

How are we meant to leave you alone if you keep crawling under the rock where we hide!?

"Duhhh I made the prophecy of Kyle coming back to give me dick pics and me spreading the lips of my void like pussy for the 354747th time"

Baba The Fortuneteller would be disappointed

USDA Prime Autist

I cant wait to see what new diseases are created by a possibly Covid-inflected tongue coming into contact with a rotting neocunt. This might be the one thing to end humanity.

 

[Army Burger]

Fuck off Kengel. Don't put words in my mouth i never said, you autistic asshole.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Arm Pit Cream is a faggot.

Change my Mind.

 

[Antipathy]

Lou is ready for flavor town. All he needs is to frost his hair and acquire a flame print T-shirt.

Even if he didn't change his fursona constantly the fursuit would no longer fit by the time of the next convention.

>Rape van
Typical.

You know, there is one way to get paid for doing what other people expect you to do. It is called getting a job.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

There's nothing obstructive or wrong about being autistic on Kiwi Farms.

(suggested by my lovely @Jellyfish)

 

[Memento Malum]

Flagging streams is gay, but the United States used chemical warfare all the time.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

I wanna be friends and move passed this.

That will teach you not to fuck with me.

 

[verygayFrogs]

This is like the fine wine of stupidity. It gets more and more exceptional with age.

The INFAMOUS Macaroni Salad.

dude just wants Taylor Swift to produce his fucking Holocaust movie, it's not that big of a request, come the fuck on!

I didn't know you could get PTSD from Taylor Swift not looking your way.

AY BABY, U WANT SUM FUK? IF YOU DON'T YOU'RE DISCRIMINATING AGAINST THE DISABLED!

Maybe it's aliens.

The first apostle of Chris. Saint Niggarat.

If Trump can go home to bed a hot wife each night, there's hope for me yet

I wish my skeleton was harder.

I've got a big bone.

You can pick my bone. The bone is my penis.

It's sad that a forum based on laughing at retards on the internet is more inclusive than progressive shitholes

because im a fucking faggot with a god complex

Saying Kiwi Farms is therapeutic is weird, but it's true.

That was not a good penis for my viewing pleasure

Man has sex. More news at 11.

NB4 Someone get's raped in the woods, god this is really shaping up to go badly

"Life can seem a challenge, Life can seem impossible, but its never easy when there's so much on the line, but you can make a difference"
-Herman Cain quoting the Pokemon movie 2000

fuck you dad

What does God have to do with racism?

Really activates the almonds

fuck niggers

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

The only thing remotely enjoyable is the rat on the picture frame. I like to think it's real and it followed him home from the dumpster behind Aldi's, mistaking him for the Rat Messiah.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

The midwit uses Calculus, a true genius knows math ends at addition. -Boxershorts47, explaining how being retarded makes him smart.

 

[AnOminous]

[retardation]

If this guy is just faking being this stupid, he has to be given credit for never breaking kayfabe as the dumbest retard subhuman gorilla flip who ever lived.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

Why? Because I'm alive. I live in a perpetual state of agitation

 

[SIGSEGV]

do you get it? everything is ruined forever.

 

[Antipathy]

This is real and I've been told it was accepted by the judge as a valid affidavit.

One of the best things about this website, the thing that will still bring me mirth and joy when I think of it years after the Farms are shut down and our shitposting is just a distant memory, is Null savagely dunking on Anglosphere governments. If I manage to have children I will read them this and the New Zealand response as bed time stories.

So Null is now named as the King of England in official British court documents.

 

[Army Burger]

God really hates the chinks huh?

No one is going to mention this bitch used a baked potato as a tortilla?

I'm looking forward to the Great Feminist Civil War.

Does this mean a judge also aproved of you being called king of england?
LONG LIVE THE KING OF AUTISM

 

[Cyclonus]

"Press! Press! I'm a medic! Im press!" I scream as I throw jugs of piss at people