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[Angry New Ager]

"I literally just hope when the death squads come for me I'll have played a couple more games that make me feel like TLOU2 did. I feel that's the best I can hope for."

--Luke "Ellie" Lockhart, in a Tweet posted here:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/eleano...lie-kushielsscion.31336/page-103#post-7014497

 

[William Tell Underpass]

Karen farms will not be up for much longer anyway. Things are in the works behind the scenes to deplatform pedophiles and their defenders. Hope you all used vpn!

 

[MediocreMilt]

Meaningless words. You're yelling at anonymous users laughing at a fat retard. You have nothing.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ethan-ralph-theralphretort.16672/post-7012352

 

[Brain Power]

of all the sites on the web, this is by far the last one i would have expected to give rise to gay secret discord clique drama

 

[Μusk]

"I thought this was going to be about farmers in New Zealand and was kind of excited since I did the working holiday visa there. What the fuck are kiwi farms in this context?"
The agricultural website known as kiwifarms.

 

[Local Fed]

For years i was petrified of falling victim to the dreaded Cockslap Death.

Gay dudes had sex by putting their dick between the buttcheeks like a hot dog

 

[Local Fed]

Tourism is the same as terrorism.

Karl Marx was a Marx brother who got into politics because he wasn't funny.

This led to telling my mother I couldn't find my diarrhea, and later whispering to my confused father I had diary.

I also knew that Africa was where all the bad diseases were. So every time I saw a black person I would hold my breath until they were out of sight so I didn't get AIDS

I thought, I had magical powers.

Being gay was a side effect of having AIDS.

i used to think that pepperoni was a vegetable.

I burried raw popcorn thinking it'd become a popcorn tree.

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

Bruh that's just Silver the Hedgehog I can't believe Sega copied Temtem.

Trying to compete with CWC's bisexual polyamorous marriage, I see.

 

[Army Burger]

E-mail me at ifuckdogs@gmail.com.’ It’s that simple.

Um, perhaps you might want to get it from the cow directly? I hardly fap at all any more, i don't call the cops all the time and this internet "meanness" has intruded significantly into my real life at great expense to me.

 

[verygayFrogs]

2016, we finally have a college course on Beyoncé. What a time to be alive.

how do these fuckwits find themselves in academia..

Shouldn't have lied about your dick, bro.

Is this the Nutshack?

DROWN THE BABY MUHAHAHAHAHA

Boomer!!! We got a boomer over here!!!

God forbid we do a disservice to pedos lmao.

Nigga this bitch is drawing child porn are you DENSE???

Nega-tranny.

Horse cock? More like cock horse.

Yeah just further proof dropping those nukes was America's greatest mistake

There is no bottom of the barrel is there?

Is that the same guy that did the shitting dick nipples meme?

9/10 thread, would fap to bento again.

I have no idea what I'm looking at here.
No, seriously.

jesus fuck...

no one does sick fuckery like japan does

There was also a picture of a guy getting his penis lit on fire with very realistic burn marks and half his penis was shriveled but it was shota so I can't post it here.

Hey baby murder mill! Come get your hamwhale degenerate!

Why am i not surprised that the hypnosis pedo goblin is number one.

Never thought I’d see Danganronpa piss porn.

Bitch, eat yo greens.

Nicki Minaj platform asses over here

Autism exists within every race.

the cum chalice man

I don't have a problem, I just have 38 different kitchen knives.

An autistic nigger that does all of my housework.

Turn that cat into bread.

Years from now, when historians search for what set the millennials apart from other generations, all they’ll find are essays about faggot cartoons.

Remember gais mushrooms are a healthier option then LSD

The agricultural website known as kiwifarms.

The magic of Kiwi Farms

 

[Monolith]

Symptoms of anxiety can be quite easily managed, if you try CBT

 

[Local Fed]

I thought that the UK still looked like in the 17th century.

I thought cartoons lived on the moon.

I was even so blind as to think WOMEN could be contributing members of society that would ever take an interest in someone like me, Elliot Rodger.

man, reading Elliotts manifesto made me nostalgia hard.

I had wanted to impress my English teacher by knowing old time slang and words, so I told her one day that I was feeling a bit fagged out after gym class that day.

 

[Spidersforfriends]

she goes entirely against Judaism tenets, by often eating non-kosher food and practicing witchcraft):

 

[Antipathy]

It must eat her up on some level that her son makes a better 90s alt girl than she could have ever been.

It feels like what you'd see on some tor site before you scroll down and see the same child in various states of undress.

Fucker's been dead three years and still manages to keep popping back up on the first page.

Having your best laid plans destroyed by a couch is an embarrassment of such proportions that @FuckYou will live forever.

Quick reminder that this was on his autopsy.

https://schoolshooters.info/sites/default/files/Atchison-Autopsy-Report.pdf

 

[TaimuRadiu]

And now we even have discourses around the "Girldick".

 

[Army Burger]

He has the ass of an 83 year old Lithuanian woman (don't ask. People gotta pay the rent).

 

[SiccDicc]

also shantae is too sexy to be legal

 

[Army Burger]

That is beautiful, he's somehow graceful like a little gunted ballerina.

yes i agree that censorship sucks. why can't i just post my deformed ding-dong all over the internet for vulnerable teenage girls women?

 

[Antipathy]

Post your mammaries you whore. Either shut up about being a camgirl, or show us the goods.

No thanks. Let me know when you post your tits and/or decide to stop being an attention whore.

 

[Army Burger]

being raped is validating and brings them the ultimate gender euphoria, transphobe