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[Maskull]

NEVER! I WILL NOT SUBMIT TO FAR-LEFT FASCISM EVER! MY MOTHER HASN'T PUT MEDS IN MY FOOD AND DRINKS YOU LYING SCUMBAG THAT NEEDS TO DIE.

You've lost. WAH-WAH-WAH!!!!! Get over it, snowflake!

My mother just slapped me for lying. She wanted to confiscate my computer for abusing it, namely typing. She scolded me for typing.

THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME I'M POSTING HERE. EVER. I WILL NOT BE COMING BACK BECAUSE KIWI FARMS IS A HARASSMENT SITE FILLED WITH INCELS ON BOTH THE RADICAL RIGHT AND THE FAR-LEFT. THE PROUD BOYS, THE ALT-RIGHT AND GROYPERS WILL EVENTUALLY RISE UP AGAINST ANTIFA AND THE ULTRA-FAR-LEFT. Null, Karl_der_Grosse TAKE CARE OF THE FAR-LEFTISTS FOR ME. I WILL STOP THIS AXIS OF EVIL, SOMEHOW. WE WILL GET A MORTAL ENGINES TV SERIES IN A DECADE. OTHERWISE, WE WILL DIE IN NUCLEAR FIRE!

He's a treasure trove of wisdom.

 

[Positron]

 

[deepFriedBaka]

This Troper once saw a picture of Princess Peach being raped by a unicycle with three penises, one of which was painted as a clown, one of which was painted as Mario, and one of which was painted as a ninja. Ugh.

 

[NerdShamer]

NEVER! I WILL NOT SUBMIT TO FAR-LEFT FASCISM EVER! MY MOTHER HASN'T PUT MEDS IN MY FOOD AND DRINKS YOU LYING SCUMBAG THAT NEEDS TO DIE.

By showing pictures of yourself, you have placed yourself in a precarious position, @Analog Devolved.

You've lost. WAH-WAH-WAH!!!!! Get over it, snowflake!

You vote Democratic or Republican? Along with @DisobedientLupus?! Election 2020 is coming, and YOU HAVE ALREADY HANDED THE ELECTION OVER TO TRUMP, THE LUDDITE-IN-CHIEF.



@DisobedientLupus, get ready to die.



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THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME I'M POSTING HERE. EVER. I WILL NOT BE COMING BACK BECAUSE KIWI FARMS IS A HARASSMENT SITE FILLED WITH INCELS ON BOTH THE RADICAL RIGHT AND THE FAR-LEFT. THE PROUD BOYS, THE ALT-RIGHT AND GROYPERS WILL EVENTUALLY RISE UP AGAINST ANTIFA AND THE ULTRA-FAR-LEFT. @Null, @Karl_der_Grosse TAKE CARE OF THE FAR-LEFTISTS FOR ME. I WILL STOP THIS AXIS OF EVIL, SOMEHOW. WE WILL GET A MORTAL ENGINES TV SERIES IN A DECADE. OTHERWISE, WE WILL DIE IN NUCLEAR FIRE!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVPtLJ9qJDw

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I fucking love TikTok so much, Its like a gold mine but instead of gold its retards

 

[lolwut]

The song ends the way it starts with the choir singing HO-U-HO-U-HO-U-HO-U-HO-U-HO-U-A.

 

[Antipathy]

I knew this kind of shit existed, I had just blocked it out.

I'm gonna drink every time one of these images infantilizes the word "cum." Feel free to join me and we'll forget this thread exists together.

Obviously Daddy takes his Little Princess to the abortion clinic. I seriously doubt these people want to deal with real babies.

WE WUZ MINECRAFT YOUTUBERS N SHEEIT

I feel like this would only make sense to me if I read it after a good 10 shots of vodka.

"This time last year I was still a man"

I'm trying to think of any possible situation or permutation when a quote like that isn't an ironclad sign of societal degeneracy.

I keep waiting for the day I can change this thread's subtitle to "Babyfur Formerly Married to Twilight Sparkle."

So, what's the age of consent for cartoon dogs, exactly?

 

[Local Fed]

FACTS: No other Presidential candidate in history has touched as many vaginas as Dr. Ron Paul.

Hammering that Hunter Biden button

I'm a sucker for nutmeg.

this debate needs more jannies

Could be worse, you could be in the autism channel.

They should've agreed to Joe Rogan as moderator for this debate.

Bitch we are not in Brazil. My city is on fire, That's what i care about.

Biden doesn't even know what Methane is

THEY WANT TO TAKE THE COWS OUT

The hurricanes are now Trump's fault.

Thousands of millions of jobs.

This is basically two old men grumpy because it is past their bedtime.

 

[Local Fed]

I did not make enough rum and cokes for this.

no but can i vote with chicken nuggets hahahaha do you like chicken nuggets too?

 

[Antipathy]

The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I ever had...

God is everyone's daddy.

Western Europe deserves to get overrun by a stronger culture.

 

[CobraPlissken]

 

[PhoBingas]

He's got these pendulous breasts just bouncing around under his shirt and it's downright obscene, maybe Chrischan could get him one of those bras for men to help him out.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

amberlynnreia: a rare medical condition characterized by intense episodes of ragu blasting on the floor of your roommate's bathroom

 

[Monolith]

Its like a gold mine but instead of gold its retards

 

[Piss Bear]

She vulvastically vulvaed across the room with her labia bouncing perkily in the air. Her vaginastic eyes still tired from sleep she pussied her way to the bathroom, clitted the light on and vaginaed pair of cat ears on the her head and yonically gazed to the mirror. "Nyaa" she gay sounded to herself, and vaginaed some make up on her face. (catgirls don't wash their faces or anything else)

 

[Feline Supremacist]

"They want to take out the cows" President Donald J Trump

Trump vs Biden debate Sept 29 2020
Referenced here" https://www.nytimes.com/live/2020/09/29/us/debate-fact-check?smtyp=cur&smid=tw-nytimes
Screenshot https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/242-png.1632482/
Actual, from transcript

TRUMP: Where they want to take out the cows, too.

https://www.concordmonitor.com/First-presidential-debate-Trump-Biden-full-transcript-36532544

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I can't decide what is worse; "influencers ', or anyone stupid enough to be influenced.

 

[verygayFrogs]

>"own the libs"
>KILL the LIBS
>criticism is murder

>burn buildings
>block traffic
>beat up people
>"start a conversation"

>act like a complete asshole, bordering on terrorism
>cry out as people oppose you

Every time a libshit is used as a speedbump, an angel gets its wings.

Considering the rate of rooty-tooty-point-and-shooty ownership among right wingers

Dina Meyer's rocking tiddies.

tHaTs A nAzi dOgWHisTLe accORDiNg To ThE aDL!!

Someone should twerk in front of her coffin to honor her.

The glowies vanning people need to spray-paint "free candy" on the sides of their vans, just for the lulz.

Don't chimp out in front of oncoming traffic like a retard and you don't have anything to worry about, retard.

We just saw "the Libs" defend child sexualization to own "the Cons" so ....

Seeing fat elderly versions of punk stars is really depressing

hey obama wanna hear a cool word I learned?

This nigger be running the autodialler scam from the Simpsons....

 

[Spooky Bones]

Yeah, I accidentally jacked it to interracial porn earlier tonight because the guy was so light skinned I didn’t even realize it until after I busted the nut

 

[Slav Power]