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[NoReturn]

When I pointed out that semen was the ultimate life giver and suggested that she make a nice set of cum earrings to match, suddenly I'm dIsgUstIng.

Hypocrisy

 

[Monolith]

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

A 33 year old woman is bragging about almost flipping off a stranger. #activism

 

[SIGSEGV]

This nigga is so OP she gave him 4 testicles lmao what the fuck.

ETA:

You are either autistic enough to build giant computer network empires or you are stuck being an autistic pedophile who draws themselves getting fucked by toilet mouthed goblins with four testicles and a hypercock.

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

I was wondering what a-logging a baby was going to look like.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I totally agree, Radiohead are a bunch of white niggers.

 

[Slav Power]

 

[PhoBingas]

chances are our obese friend will do some Irish whiskeys with his child bride's milk reservoir

 

[Bionicle of War]

Antifa is an Idea, it can't be pixelized.

 

[Pee Cola]

Goats are like clowns except actually funny and loveable. And delicious, but I've not tasted clown meat so I can't say as to that.

 

[thick internet digit web]

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Can we focus instead on the desolate hollowness of applying a scene about a father's unwavering devotion to his daughter to Bob's opportunistic support for a political figure, an utter stranger he never met and would never meet?

 

[Local Fed]

Take one look at her and tell me that losing her son has any bearing on this woman saying dumb shit.

"Man who tried to murder two cops is suspected of harboring a murderous hatred towards police."
Get on that headline, Fox LA!

EDIT: That swastika looks like a stick figure with Down Syndrome busting a move.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

Soup is not a personality trait.

 

[JY's Tampon]

But they are being abusive. Calling me a “tranny” and a “Troon”. Calling my fiancé a “bug-eyed gimp”

 

[SIGSEGV]

I'm rooting for him. Keep resisting, Ryan. Save the egg hatching for Pokémon Go.

 

[verygayFrogs]

Anyone remember Fred? Me neither.

thanks to the internet i hate dragons

You are a stupid nigger. You are the blackest retard gorilla nigger I have ever seen.

I will kill you and rape the corpse faggot

I would ride it too, because that's clearly a horse.

Why the fuck do I still click on spoilers here. I’m suing Kiwifarms for emotional damage

Please... not my goth razor husband...

TDLR: Autistic people are more bareable than the entire western JoJo fandom.

Why are you such a niggerfaggot?

You can never go wrong with a black dildo.

OH YES ORANGE MAN DIES GIVE ME LIKES

>saying the Jews did this
>laughing if Trump keels over
>laughing if he survives and Biden keels over
>wondering if Pizzagate will be real if Trump keels over
>shocked that Ron Paul is still alive

ROAD TO THE CIVIL WAR, BABEEEEEEEEEH!!!!

2020 just does not know when to let the fuck up.

She wanted to lower the age of consent to 12, lol.

Nigger he's the President.

The fuck does The Elder Scrolls crowd have to do with any of this?

>tfw the guy who started it all isn't even black, but some white soyboy

You're right. He'd say "Ruck Rerfs!"

Soup is not a personality trait.

Jesus, that's all selfies are about, you dumb cunts, beauty and narcissism.

>Zoomers are so emotionally fragile they cry over selfies

fucking niggers back at it again with the blackwashing

MASCULINITY IN POLITICS IS BAD

Summary: we must protect ugly fat fucks from knowing they are ugly fat fucks at all costs.

Well Great, now i cant get the image of juicy Biden Bussy out of my mind

 

[Shield Breaker]

Ok can I please be unban on Trump Derangement Syndrome thread. I promise I won't be retard again and keep changing the subject to how fictional characters would vote.

So unban me please.

 

[verygayFrogs]

BABY RAPERS

And please add six pounds of mayonnaise.

Alex will forever be a virgin with rage.

My gender identity is a tin of coffee.

Or it could mean that some ducks are having an orgy.

Find out when NBC's new hit comedy show goes live.

Who called him "rapey Russ" because that's now my favorite nickname of him

There are 3 imposters among us.

>Tiktok
Into the trash it goes!

MUH NATZIES

What is a Jewish baby stroller? Does it make sure your boy's foreskin won't grow back

WE GOTTA KEEL DA FOOKIN NATZIEEEES

Interesting that he only focuses on the commercial aspects of Christmas, because he could really use Jesus in his life.

JESUS WAS A STUNNING AND BEAUTIFUL AFRICAN-AMERICAN DRAG QUEEN, GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT, YOU HOMOPHOBES! YASS QUEEN SLAYYYYYYYYYY

Jesus died so that you can chop off your dick.

YOU LIED ABOUT BEING A DONUT YOU SON OF A BITCH

Also this should be a wary warning to you kf alawgs to not show up at a lolcows house.

God I wish boogie would shoot me.

Finally some good fucking milk

Acutely aware that you’d suck our dicks, no need to post about it.

Don't clean your familiar's piss with bleach. Cat pee contains ammonia so you'll create magical mustard gas

Do you understand how many basic bitches occupy this planet

The demons told me to do it. Stop blaming someone else and own it you dumb nigger.

Ah yes, its ze memes' fault for everything wrong in the world

Nightcore is for absolutely autistic faggots.

Unsolicited gay porn is based.

But at least I can call DSP a gouty faggot again. Bless.

Is that a new euphemism for prostitution?

 

[Oats12345]

Ok everyone i am going to talk too Null. I'm done with that conversation.