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[MediocreMilt]

Understand you need to shut your fucking mouth

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Dude be rubbin’ that ass like he expects a tuna and sour cream genie to come out.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

literally the worst boob job in history, what the fuck is this shit, it looks like someone stuffed a linen bag of pebbles into a waterskin made of tit and the nipple is some awkwardly protruding pepperoni cap.

 

[Snusmumriken]

I believe we can reduce the impact of the harrowing political realities of everyday life by bullying people more.

 

[verygayFrogs]

There are categories of vore? Fucks sakes.

If you disagree, I will scream at you.

Minions would be the perfect vibrator if they didn't loudly scream and cackle in Minionese.

Are you a lesbian.

But does anyone know if the gunt has adhd?

Meth is a white mans drug, not even blacks pozload my neghole.

It's like someone managed to cook pillsbury grands while they are still in the tube.

I'll take Fake Hate Crime and Desperate Ploy for Attention for $500, zombie Alex.

Shut up Karen. What else am I supposed to furiously masturbate over?!1???

There's a legal limit to BAC while taking a bath in the UK?

Kids getting raped is horrible, adults getting raped is horrible, rapists and pedos getting raped is funny as all hell

Also much easier to bore a fuckable hole in a wax replica than cardboard.

Stop being a nigger

wait, i thought you were suppose to stay home for christmas to NOT KILL GRANDMA YOU BIGOT

Teens should not listen to fat whales giving dubious sex advices.

I prefer to think of it as flushing out the weak.

Remember, self defense is racist and you should just let chomos and joggers rape and murder you.

Just cut to the chase and make the Tranny in the Pantry already.

I'd rather not have any suicides in my pantry.

No.

God isn't a retarded faggot.

His pronouns are smite, smote, and smited.

God's pronouns are Fuck/Off/Faggots

 

[Burd Turglar]

Y’all know the FBI can use the internet too, right?

 

[naught]

so i guess there's a need to sneed to build confidence in the baby nerds and geeks. View attachment 1821067

 

[Antipathy]

I for one am shocked that a fat incel collected stuffed animals into adulthood.

The fact that now both Kevin and Bonnie are living off of generous inheritance money just proves that you must cut autistic faggots out of your will.

It will only be used to fund their degenerate self-destruction and they won't even show enough gratitude to stop talking shit about you on your deathbed.

It's like troon mad-libs.

This is just a hentai plot, except the ugly bastard is also the one cross dressing, instead of a boy who looks like a girl.

Actually whispered "what the fuck" reading this. How is a tweet that is technically not sexual so disturbingly rapey?

The name's Hole. Am Hole. And I'll have my neovagina dilated, not healed.

I've mentioned several times that tweets like these need to be archived and sent to politicians and HR departments of employers all over the US to show them that not only are these troons dangerous to women and girls, but they are all walking, talking, farting, queefing liabilities.

True narcissists can't kill themselves. They need attention too much.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

It's basically a Lie Central and I'm fighting it because I am the most honest furry in the fandom.

 

[Parklife]

The term homelessness is vicious propaganda. America is everyone’s home.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Without a penis food probably tastes better because they don’t have the penis anymore and just have the food and then tons and tons of weight gain occurs. Sad cycle of weight gain and penis missing.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

”Vacationers on the Moon may therefore be guaranteed a regular supply of free marijuana, tobacky, and other delightful mind-altering substances.”

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

i've hardly done any dumpster diving all year and most grocery stores don't even have dumpsters any more, but go on saying mean, stupid things.

 

[TFT-A9]

My life has literally been a nonstop sequence of successful experiences.

Gabe's a goddamn goldmine holy shit

 

[Clown Baby]

Following the rules is a thing i learned since my birth.

That is massively grammar-filtered by a Sophie McGloughlin coded algorithm to give the superficial appearance, semantactically, of retardation.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

AVADA KEDAVRA.

...if that doesn’t scare you yet, *good*.

It’s a time-elapsed, slow-drip of varied emotions.

Who the FUCK do you think you are, talking like that to me..??!! If you were across from me in a jail hall, I’d make you shit yourself and EAT IT in two minutes flat. I’ve done that (AND WORSE) *countless* times. Hence why I am no longer needed within the system... GET IT, you *freak*?!!!

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

Back, foul necromancer! What you do is unnatural and unholy!

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I do not have privs to make a new or change or have any an avatar. I is bannded. Because I used the actual seed pod tits pic as my original profile. Hurts, not like christmas to not get mah spangly avi out. (jta i have asked for it back a couple of times).

sucks.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

This is nothing new. Minecraft has always been about raping and torturing innocent lives.

 

[Antipathy]

He's Mr. Clean's AIDS-ridden evil twin, Mr. Contamination.

I understand how it became a meme because it's laughably ridiculous, but why do people actually want to beat their meat to this shit? Have they gone too far down the path of the weeb or are they just damaged memelords who cannot have sex with a chick unless she has a Sam Hyde t-shirt?

Why aren't any of these crazy Japanese chicks looking to fuck random fat nerds in my hometown ffs

Does anyone remember the porn scene of some girl that was giving a handjob to some severely disabled old guy? before she started to cry before running out of the room talking about how she can't do this?

Tried searching around but couldn't find it, so i'm simply posting this here to remind people that it exists. Originally saw it on 4chan.

Former pornstar Kymberlee Anne accidentally shot to death

Pistol-centric foreplay, meth, and Florida. Porn stories don't get much better than this.

Shot his girlfriend dead point blank and also capped off the television while on meth. This guy is the winner of winners.

I mean there’s faking orgasm and then there’s faking you like fucking old, fat dudes who put you in a half-nelson

You know that infamous pic of a disgruntled porn chick being taken from behind by a fat Mexican dude who's chugging a can of creamed corn? It was Wanker who was responsible for that.

Not to mention so much of what she does is obnoxious Current Year meme porn. It's like she has Shadman writing her porn scripts.