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[Useful_Mistake]

Alan Dershowitz is not a puppet of the US Government which is why the US government let me know personally.

 

[smee]

 

[Law]

Since learning about them and all their sketchy behavior I have been warning everyone in the polycules I know and some of my closest comrades and I have put them on community watch.

"Warn the polycules!" as some sort of lolcow version of "light the beacons of Gondor" had me rolling. I think polycule is such a funny word.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Is putting ice in your pussy really comparable to not eating for a week?

Somehow the cartoonish, child-like style of an incest rape makes it much much worse. God watched you draw this.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Fuck these people, fuck the curve, fuck Fauci. They're going to keep going with this shit until we have another lockdown and I'm not doing it. I am not doing another year of my mother calling me for two hours every day to talk about whether she should re-seal her ziplock shredded cheese bag from the left or from the right. I AM DONE.

 

[NyQuilninja]

There is so much seething in this article it made my PC rise in temperature.

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

I really didn't need all those pictures of cream covered desserts to go along with this absolutely haram article.

>he

People try to respect pronouns, but in their heart they know the truth.

Let me tell you officers, you're going to fucking zap to the extreme.

The Chernobyl of Autism.

I would rather buy a silver pair of Truck Nuts than Jersh's rapecoin

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

You probably wouldn't call a black person who you didn't know by the N word just because they'd raped their senile elderly mother.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

There's a reason we have FtP and not "Fuck the Fire Department".

 

[Aunt Carol]

I believe that is a potato

just makes me giggle

 

[Meat Target]

“It’s okay, your honor, she’s actually 36 in dog years”

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Black cube terrorists on here today. I just got the permission to shoot first, no questions asked.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Memes are illegal.

 

[Pee Cola]

Reddit is full of qualified underachievers and ambassadors of mediocrity.

 

[Blackhole]

i am for preserving the white race but i am not for licking toes.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

dykes who are somehow both menopausal and on their period

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

If I was going to avoid stupid people, I'd not only have to move into a cave in the woods to live by myself, I'd have to figure out a way to avoid myself.

 

[NyQuilninja]

The British government is illegitimate and occupational.

I identify as a spegg. Please refer to me as spegg/speggself.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Penny's cooking looks like those images that simulate what having a stroke is like.

 

[Meat Target]

When can we start blaming this on HotWheels instead?

why does it have a butthole

This is monumental autism and I mean that in the most neutral way possible.

This guy raped his 80 year old demented mother and the people on this site are the bad guys?

Journalists should have their own special stairs down from the stage when they walk for their diplomas. Straight into an incinerator.