random_text.txt

[Blackhole]

I assure you that the genocides were unironic. My fighter had to secure the existence of his people and a future for goblinoid children.

I was just about to say "How does he prepare food in there" but let's be real the closest he gets to preparing food us heating up a hungry man or ordering mcdonalds.

This is prime random.txt material.

"ooh yes please daddy fauci, inject me with your cum serum" - literally you

Oh no. Heaven forbid that there isn’t a fucking coveted smut factory HQ in the US.

Sorry you know have a screwdriver lodged in your back, sweetie, but that's the price of diversity!

Your honor, I was raping her ironically. I wasn't being serious.

You post your shit here and chimp out online. That’s about it. Kill yourselves losers.

 

[Pee Cola]

If we gave your dad a second chance he would have wanked into a sock after that post.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

You have entered the universe beyond clown world.


Mime World.

Why, on God's green Earth, would you move IN to California?

 

[TV's Adam West]

Courtesy of @JaneThough
Dude I don't come into your shithole country and knock your sisters cock out of your mouth, keep your opinions of American politics to yourself, at least until you know anything about it. Fag.

 

[Meat Target]

Not one single person cares about your personal experience with IBS or whatever you have.

Normal adult people think "going to Disneyland while sick" is a circle of hell, not an aspiration.

Fuck you, I’m buying hipster donuts

 

[HumanHive]

"I came to sperg on Kiwi Farms and all I got was my own thread."

T-Shirt when?

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

 

[GuntN7]

HELLO PIGGY DRINK HAHAHAHA

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

You have a virus inserting trackers into webpages you open. Not a joke.

And stop screaming at me you stupid faggot

I fucking hate dealing with people

Imagine thinking giving someone money is justification to be so annoying

 

[Opticana]

The problem is your """"psychoanalyzing""" is wildly retarded and based in your own headcanon of what happens in the home of this homosexual couple

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Let the cow milk itself.

This better escalate quickly.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Don't despair, it can and will get better. if we can do what needs to be done. This always makes me feel better:

 

[NyQuilninja]

I'd watch out penguin hustler...there's a victorian hatted purple lizard /w psionics and a pig sticker running around that'll flay you open for working its corner.

I want an asian national anthem. I'm not asian but I want one.

Haha, 36 inch dildo, 2 from $600 new and USED.

It wouldn’t surprise me. Steve Jobs sucked hard enough that he could probably get the entire ocean in one gulp.

YOU'LL WAKE CTHLULU YOU DUMB COCKSUCKERS

Wait, are the ghosts she was communicating with this weekend dead animal ghosts?

I have so many questions, but after having seen unexpected butthole today, I'm okay never knowing the answers.

If they wake that fucker by accident when I've been dancing around this ugly-ass statuette in the swamp for years then they can fucking have him.

You have entered the universe beyond clown world.


Mime World.

This is expert level faggotry

that one time you need a suicide bomber...

I jerk my cock faster than a hummingbird flapping its wings, when I upload these vids to my onlyfans I need to upload them in slowmotion because it’s all a blur

its fucking exhausting. all of it

Mayonnaise! Haha, i'm WHITE! *shits himself*

"The show is No. 1 in the health and fitness category on Apple podcasts."

And it's hosted by a fudgeplanet.

And this is why we're doomed.

My personal experience with the smell of burning human flesh came from when twenty or so cysts were cauterised on my face.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

God is not mocked.

 

[Local Fed]

Fire up the gas chambers and sadnness trains, i am full 1488 with these awful people

I dare say assblasted twitter trannies should consider coping and seething, and if that fails, dilating.

Sheesh, a woman shows you her snatch, you tell a few jokes involving Arby's afterwards, and she never lets it go.

On the football team we had a high functioning autist we'd field in the last play of the game for pity. He was fucking hilarious in the locker room though, and he had a love for "dank kush" and "bougie bitches."

His favorite cry was "INSTAGRAM IT!" Just what exactly was to be Instagramed we never knew.

Maybe he was challenging him to a fight and angrily screaming at him while exposing his asshole. It'd be a real "They'll never believe you" moment.

A couple of permanently childless, borderline impoverished Canadian weirdos are fighting on the internet.

 

[Hitman One]

Do you think kev is nervous about wedge getting the amhole, he's probably expecting kev to lick it in return, fair is fair

 

[Meat Target]

we have deemed your choice in fried chicken a political statement and DON'T YOU FUCKING FORGET IT

 

[Just Another Apocalypse]

, but in the end surfer choose to be a slovenly drunk bitch.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

You are a faggot. But not a Carlos Maza type faggot, more like a Freddie Mercury kind of faggot.

That is probably the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me.

 

[MediocreMilt]

The women are afraid; he’s enjoying himself.