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[Syaoran Li]

My favorite food is pepperoni pizza and my favorite movie is Goodfellas.

 

[Mike "Bubbles" Smith]

When I was a little guy my parents left me on Christmas Day. They left me a present which I never opened until many years later (long story). Turns out it was an electric bubble maker! Cats love the cocksucker.

 

[HG 400]

I'm Vladimir Putin irl.

 

[feedtheoctopus]

I compulsively buy books but only read some of them

 

[DorthVader]

I am your father.

 

[CaptainMappy]

As it would turn out, I'm not actually a captain, nor am I Mappy from the old Namco arcade game.

 

[m0rnutz]

Despite what people probably assume, I'm not a furry. I just have personas with animal faces.

 

[GeorgeDaMoose]

I enjoy consensual, heterosexual sex in the missionary position.

 

[DatBepisTho]

I actually enjoy shit like M*A*S*H, Get Smart, and Hogan's Heroes.

 

[drain]

One day I played Super Mario World Yoshi's Island for almost 10 hours straight, and didn't ate or drink anything. My mom finally noticed that all the food she bought me was untouched and unpluggedd my SNES.
I was 6 and the whole experience was unpleasant

 

[ERROR_ENTRY]

I have never been depressed and I can't remember the last time I was genuinely sad.

 

[thisisnotaringwraith]

I am actually not a potato.

 

[FataBataRang]

I have an intense, burning hatred of insects, and I attack them with a fly swatter on sight. Over and over again, until I am damn sure that they are dead. Fuck those tiny, irritating, home-invading pieces of shit.

 

[Syaoran Li]

I love The Andy Griffith Show unironically

 

[A Skeleton]

I've gotten sick 4 times so far this winter and I'm pretty sure that's a record for me

 

[Sherlac Everomore]

I once chased I girl I liked until I pinned her to the sidewalk

 

[Lackadaisy]

i am legit afraid of dinosaurs

 

[Count groudon]

One day I played Super Mario World Yoshi's Island for almost 10 hours straight, and didn't ate or drink anything. My mom finally noticed that all the food she bought me was untouched and unpluggedd my SNES.
I was 6 and the whole experience was unpleasant

I had a similar experience where I played the legend of Zelda wind waker from 6pm on a Friday night to like 6:30 am on Saturday. Eventually my parents found me passed out in the living room holding the controller and they carried me to bed. Sad part is I didn't save there for a while so next time I started it up I had to fight through hyrule castle again to get to Gannon's lair.

 

[Calooby]

I'm actually bi, not just gay, kek

 

[drain]

I had a similar experience where I played the legend of Zelda wind water from 6pm on a Friday night to like 6:30 am on Saturday. Eventually my parents found me passed out in the living room holding the controller and they carried me to bed. Sad part is I didn't save there for a while so next time I started it up I had to fight through hyrule castle again to get to Gannon's lair.

The worst part of it all is the unsaved game tbh lol

I have this habit of immersing myself on an activity and forgetting the whole world.
I still do this, like when I study for my finals, I can sit for almost ten hours straight, with only a bottle of water by my side