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[Neodanthril]

i have a kiwi farms account

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Super Mario Brothers is NOT my favorite game.

 

[Tegu]

I drive a manual car and can't go back to automatics anymore now.....also I love lizards.

 

[glass_houses]

I am absolutely incapable of solving even the easiest sudoku.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

I own a replica of Papyrus 52, which is thought to be the oldest extant New Testament text.

I actually keep a bunch of stuff like that in my library.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

I actually do find majority of you guys smart. Therefore, I am the faggots.

 

[NoBueno]

My Feminist Communist Lesbian ex is on this site...... yes

 

[General Emílio Médici]

This maybe hard to believe, but I am not actually General Emílio Garrastazu Médici. I am merely using this name.

 

[2mm and 99 others]

Actually I am only one person.

 

[Gede labah]

I attended a private party with a former Governor General of Australia at his daughter's house and woke up in the bathroom vomiting.

 

[Señora Airi]

I have prolactinoma, but I haven't gotten an MRI in ages because I accidentally stapled my finger and didn't get all of it out.

 

[SuperConglomerateWhale]

I’m jorkin’ it. I jork every hour of everyday even on leap years. I jork it to the point I reach the edge of the earth.

 

[Starscream's Loyalty]

I'm an artist who looks down on """professional fan artists""". I believe you should TRY to make orginal shit to fall back on and not let other content take up all of your skills and time.

So I take screenshots of IRL posts of gooner/dumb fan artists to remind myself that lots of physically ugly people are usually perverts who are selling off their souls for a quick high. Never knew women could look so much more disgusting the porn-addicted men...

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

I live in a low income housing environment that goes by the government name of section 8. Me and a group of my allies control certain areas of this section to run our illegitimate business. We poses unregistered firearms, stolen vehicles, mind altering inhibitors and only use cash or financial purchases. If anyone would like to settle unfinished altercations, I will be more than happy to release my address. I would like to warn you, I am a very dangerous person and I regularly disobey the law.

 

[NH-8340]

I was invited to take the SAT as part of Duke's talent program for smart people in 7th grade. That invite was due to me scoring better than 95% of kids on a state math test.

The funny part is that I didn't even know how to do long division and never actually learned how to. I suck ass at math but can magically bruteforce my way through it if necessary. I don't know how it works.

 

[TeaBaggins]

I'm actually not that into Lord Of the Rings.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I used to be smart.

 

[Incitatus]

I was on an episode of Bozo the Clown when I was a child.

 

[ephermeral]

I went rafting on the river Deliverance was filmed on. I had a great time and was not forced to squeal like a pig.