Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[AnOminous]

I disagree. It's precisely because he never interacts with them that allows him to maintain this cartoonish, absurd view of their behavior and motivations. If Bob were forced to interact with a conservative farmer, a disillusioned factory worker, any number of the millions from the flyover states, he would have to acknowledge their humanity.

I'm not sure he's even capable of that. I think he may be one of the few people who is a completely irredeemable asshole. He projects his own terminal assholery on the entire world but it is really he who is the one who should just be put down. I think a Klansman is more likely to listen to reason from a black man than Bob is to listen to reason from anyone at all. And I have reasonably good evidence for that in the example of Daryl Davis, mentioned just above me, who has talked so many people out of the Klan, while nobody has ever managed to talk sense to this utterly vile, fat, hateful bastard.

Bob shitting on another liberal's dating advice, even though the lady involved is married and has two children, and Bob has probably never been in an adult relationship with another woman.

The replies are absolutely brutal. It's pretty much open season on Film Robert.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

I'm not sure he's even capable of that. I think he may be one of the few people who is a completely irredeemable asshole. He projects his own terminal assholery on the entire world but it is really he who is the one who should just be put down. I think a Klansman is more likely to listen to reason from a black man than Bob is to listen to reason from anyone at all. And I have reasonably good evidence for that in the example of Daryl Davis, mentioned just above me, who has talked so many people out of the Klan, while nobody has ever managed to talk sense to this utterly vile, fat, hateful bastard.

The replies are absolutely brutal. It's pretty much open season on Film Robert.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. If the prevailing political message was its ok to hate blacks Bob would be one of the most bigoted, hateful, racists ever to live. He would be extolling the superior white future while saying we need to get rid of the inferior obsolete African ghouls.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I'm not sure he's even capable of that. I think he may be one of the few people who is a completely irredeemable asshole. He projects his own terminal assholery on the entire world but it is really he who is the one who should just be put down. I think a Klansman is more likely to listen to reason from a black man than Bob is to listen to reason from anyone at all. And I have reasonably good evidence for that in the example of Daryl Davis, mentioned just above me, who has talked so many people out of the Klan, while nobody has ever managed to talk sense to this utterly vile, fat, hateful bastard.

The replies are absolutely brutal. It's pretty much open season on Film Robert.

Agreed.

When is it never open season on Roberto del Cine?

I've said it before and I'll say it again. If the prevailing political message was its ok to hate blacks Bob would be one of the most bigoted, hateful, racists ever to live. He would be extolling the superior white future while saying we need to get rid of the inferior obsolete African ghouls.

For someone who talks about thinkers and believers a lot, Bob is definitely a believer.

 

[Brother Wind]

Incomprehensible take about a film from... oh... a supposed film critic.

Fucks sake, it is spelled out in the movie. He gets mail, that means Santa is real according to the law and government. He wasn't swayed. Its not a judge's job to be swayed. Its his job to uphold the law to the letter and play interpreter. A lawyer argued that mail means he is a real entity according to USPS statute. Its a great little ending. God fucking dammit. I will take my top hats now.

 

[Mola Ram]

Fucks sake, it is spelled out in the movie. He gets mail, that means Santa is real according to the law and government. He wasn't swayed. Its not a judge's job to be swayed. Its his job to uphold the law to the letter and play interpreter. A lawyer argued that mail means he is a real entity according to USPS statute. Its a great little ending. God fucking dammit. I will take my top hats now.

Reminder that Miracle on 34th Street explicitly extols the virtues of believing over thinking (though I don't think the creators would phrase it so moronically; it's more about childlike open-mindedness versus hyper-rational cant) and therefore it almost certainly rubs Bob's rhubarb.

 

[Maulwildin]

Some Vintage Kino Roberto male feminist moment has resurfaced in the light of the recent Bruening related tweet.

https://twitter.com/MatthewFerrari/status/1336713691060973568

 

[ScatmansWorld]

Replies under the original tweet:

[A fat shadowed shambling robed figure shuffles into Moviebob's throne room which has been fashioned out of a McDonald's playpen]
"Ah-Attention, Lord Moviebob, t-this subhuman man-filth who doesn't even deserve the right to vote called me... he called US, ruh-reh-re-RETARDED!!! What depths of RUDENESS are we to fathom!??"

Lookie that it's another Tony Goldmark lolcow crossover!

 

[Caustic Gelatin]

Reminds me of WALL-E since that movie has a similar message of "a future where robots do everything for us will lead to bad results". Since the central message of the movie is so at odds with Bob's vision of the automated superior future I decided to look back to see if Bob ever reviewed it and turns out he did back in 2008 (http://moviebob.blogspot.com/2008/07/review-walle.html). So immediately the first thing he does is make a racial stereotype and dehumanize a whole group of people:


As for the actual review he says the following:


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He does broach the subject of how this superior future makes us all useless fatasses but then immediately ignores that to go on a rant about conservatives:


In typical Bob fashion he can't help but fantasize about genocide even while reviewing a children's movie:


Finally he ends with the most glowing compliment his withered misanthropic plaque encrusted heart could give:


Imagine making a movie that shits on Bob's view of a superior future and he ends up absolutely loving it so much that it makes him temporarily stop hating humanity.

"I hated that the robots didn't up-rise and violently slaughter all the humans in this colorful children's movie.
10/10 MODERN MASTERPIECE. BETTER THAN ALL SCIENCE FICTION EVER MADE!"

-cinema Bobert, probably.

 

[Brother Wind]

Reminder that Miracle on 34th Street explicitly extols the virtues of believing over thinking (though I don't think the creators would phrase it so moronically; it's more about childlike open-mindedness versus hyper-rational cant) and therefore it almost certainly rubs Bob's rhubarb.

Oh god you're right.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob shitting on another liberal's dating advice, even though the lady involved is married and has two children, and Bob has probably never been in an adult relationship with another woman.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1336697068421869571

https://archive.md/eP5rS

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Lmao the replies are fucking hilarious. I’m starting to think Robert has a humiliation kink and just can’t resist making himself a laughingstock on an epic scale. Either that or he’s just as retarded and awful as we all think.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

That's the endgame, the MAGA ghouls are not supposed to be able to survive. They're to be exiled from the cities, but only the good brown people are allowed to actually farm or do anything. Release the automated robodogs Bob tries to fap about to prevent them from surviving (without actually killing them). Bob's morally superior way of cleaning the filth.

That's eerily similar to how Stalin's regime carried out de-kulakization and de-cossackization. Confiscate all their food, then shoot them if they resist. Thus the Soviets could claim they carried out no systemic mass extermination, because all the executions were done for rebelling. Of course compliance meant death by starvation, and thanks to Stalin's archives being declassified we have proof now that this Catch-22 of death was deliberate and premeditated by the Soviet leadership.

He does broach the subject of how this superior future makes us all useless fatasses but then immediately ignores that to go on a rant about conservatives:

"There's no missing the broad satiric swipes at couch-culture and Wal-Mart, but that's where the much-ballyhooed "edge" ends and why I'm calling BULLSHIT on the so-called "conservative" culture-critics who've opened fire on the film.

Guys, really: There's not ONE mention of oil, carbon footprints, fossil fuels or global warming. None. The big "eco-disaster" is LITTERING. Are you really going to seriously tell me that "don't litter" is now an unacceptably partisan message for a CHILDREN'S FILM? For fuck's sake, it's not even really about consumer goods or corporate greed - the humans are enslaved by their own unwitting sloth, having lived for generations in a system of cradle-to-grave automated care with no demand to fend for themselves - it's about rejecting utopia for self-sufficiency - so-called "right-wingers?" THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE YOU'RE DAMN WHOLE IDEOLOGY!!!"

As someone who grew up up in a very conservative household where talk radio was frequently played, I have zero memory of ever hearing any conservatives, be it my parents or talk radio hosts, getting butthurt about Wall-E. I remember seeing it myself with my parents not long after it came out. I have a feeling this is like the Starbucks Christmas coffee cup "controversy" where a couple of whiney randos said something that almost nobody in the group they were allegedly speaking for actually cared about and a massive circle jerk of people on the other side of the culture war raised them up as icons of "the enemy."

I was thinking it might be possible that the humans would be the BAD GUYS of the film - perhaps with sinister plans for Eve and Wall*E would have to thwart them and maybe it'd end with Wall*E blasting these useless fleshbags out of the sky and heading back to repopulate Earth with his lady. I mean, I'm not exactly the biggest fan of humanity from day to day, you may have noticed. THAT'S an ending I wanna see in a cartoon.

I think that back when more people actually liked Robert, they assumed the over-the-top misanthropic shit like this and his "evil genius" rant clip that someone shared quite a few pages back were supposed to be satirical and part of his "angry nerd" persona that was no more real than James Rolfe's AVGN rage. Now of course, we know better.

 

[KingofNothing]

Bob shitting on another liberal's dating advice, even though the lady involved is married and has two children, and Bob has probably never been in an adult relationship with another woman.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1336697068421869571

https://archive.md/eP5rS

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Yeah Bob, you shit on that lady for her completely reasonable relationship advice. Clearly you know better than her being childless and single and all that. I know Bob's an idiot, but really why go after someone you don't like when they make a take as basic as this.? At least look for something somewhat spicy

 

[Water-T]

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The people cry out for guidance in the ways of love. Will Guru Bob answer?

"Well, ah, first of all, youah corner the girl of your dreams at a con. Then youah know she's gotta be nice to you. That's when youah hover hand her while getting youah picture taken. After that, she's officially yourah Princess Peach! Feel free to interject it it randomly into every conversation, ok? Anyone who says otherwise are just jealous subhumans not worthy to share moon wheat with!

 

[Druveer]

Yeah Bob, you shit on that lady for her completely reasonable relationship advice. Clearly you know better than her being childless and single and all that. I know Bob's an idiot, but really why go after someone you don't like when they make a take as basic as this.? At least look for something somewhat spicy

It's like what ShoeonHead did with crowder where she goes after him for surprising a little boy at his home while dressed as santa. It doesn't matter if the potshot is retarded and makes no sense, BOB(SHOE) MAD NOW MUST BLEAT OUT FIRST THOUGHT TO COME TO BRAIN!

Bob is Shoe with better hair, and more fat.

 

[Marche]

Lol Bob's idea of Jesus Vs Ganesha is not original as he thinks

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It will not surprise me if he borrowed the idea from PBF tbh

Bobs idea is so stupid because he most likely only knows of Genesha from the Simpsons and thinks big elephant man cool!
Indian religion is just one giant Shonen series where every god is the protagonist that all have THE MOST POWERFUL abilities and weapons.
Also there is a manga series called Shuumatsu no valkyrie that has historical humans vs gods over saving the fate of humanity.


Current fight has Raiden beating the absolute shit out of Shiva and as always Indian poo in the loos are Pissed because Indians really really really fucking hate it when their gods get made fun of or not shown as the most powerful.

 

[make_it_so]

Reminds me of WALL-E since that movie has a similar message of "a future where robots do everything for us will lead to bad results". Since the central message of the movie is so at odds with Bob's vision of the automated superior future I decided to look back to see if Bob ever reviewed it and turns out he did back in 2008 (http://moviebob.blogspot.com/2008/07/review-walle.html). So immediately the first thing he does is make a racial stereotype and dehumanize a whole group of people:


As for the actual review he says the following:


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He does broach the subject of how this superior future makes us all useless fatasses but then immediately ignores that to go on a rant about conservatives:


In typical Bob fashion he can't help but fantasize about genocide even while reviewing a children's movie:


Finally he ends with the most glowing compliment his withered misanthropic plaque encrusted heart could give:


Imagine making a movie that shits on Bob's view of a superior future and he ends up absolutely loving it so much that it makes him temporarily stop hating humanity.

Better than 2001, The Day The Earth Stood Still, and fucking Metropolis?!!! Christ, I know it's been said multiple times in this thread now, but Bob really is an absolute, uncultured simpleton.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

Bobs idea is so stupid because he most likely only knows of Genesha from the Simpsons and thinks big elephant man cool!
Indian religion is just one giant Shonen series where every god is the protagonist that all have THE MOST POWERFUL abilities and weapons.
Also there is a manga series called Shuumatsu no valkyrie that has historical humans vs gods over saving the fate of humanity.
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Current fight has Raiden beating the absolute shit out of Shiva and as always Indian poo in the loos are Pissed because Indians really really really fucking hate it when their gods get made fun of or not shown as the most powerful.
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Honestly, a mid-tier weather god shouldn't be batting in the same category as one of the Trimutri if we're supposed to be representing the mythological deities. One of the proper Amatsu-no-kami, like Susano'o or Izanagi-no-Mikoto, yeah.
EDIT: If they really wanted to make the Indians mad, it should have been one of the Gongen (Hindu/Buddhist deities syncretised with Japanese deities).

 

[Positron]

At this point, I'm pretty sure some dude with republican t-shirt raped Bob as a child while screaming how Nintendo is for fags. There is no way someone can be this angry against a group of people he never interacts with for this long with this much bitterness.

The rape part is strictly unnecessary and is frankly unimaginable; Bobby couldn't even get molested as an altar boy.

Bobby on Wall-E: "...it's about rejecting utopia for self-sufficiency. Ergo right-wing."
How are the humans in Wall-E self-sufficient? And what sort of "utopia" he is talking about? And that 10/10 score... Has Disney bought Pixar at the time of Wall-E?

Also can anyone spot the (no doubt) pop-culture reference Chris makes here? It isn't Ancient Mariner.



All websites are safe for transgendered users; the only danger they have are themselves.

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Go down like a man rando; don't squeal with the hog.

Completely out of character, Bobby complains about lesbo pandering in Hollywood:


Capeshit:






One of his Angels isn't on board with a live-action Spiderverse. Bobby mentions "fanservice" involving "three guys":


Another Angel discusses another capeshit with Bob:


Simp:


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New Big Picture about the Warner-AT&T streaming deal. I don't have the 12 minutes to watch it. Apparently Bobby calls people who are apathetic about the supposed demise of cinemas "bad people" again.




Meanwhile James Gunn hath spoken:




Biting the hand that feeds you pop-culture pap. This is what a film critic does.


Game journo bullshit:


Everything is pop culture:


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If you believe (you're a Believer right friendo?) that the woke strongarm companies to get wrongthinkers fired, you are a conspiracy nut who should find better use of your time:


On Elizabeth Bruenig, who is "terrible people, saying just the dumbest f***ing shit and being wrong all the time"



So it seems Bruenig's cardinal sin, her "dumbest f***ing shit", is that she is against abortion. LINDSAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!


I guarantee Bobby would have suffered equally under any school systems, Catholic or not.

Bobby calls for "decency": don't insult The Spectrum! Anything but The Spectrum!!


"Stalkers" are allegedly sending fake e-mails in Bobby's name:


In Bobby's Angels. Jake Alley bellyaches about Nazis again:


And Luke, still jobless, fantasies owning the assets of a big gaming studio:

Reminder that Luke's PhD is in Communication (that's why he stays jobless) while he fantasizes himself as some kind of code-wiz or data scientist.

While we are still talking about "assets":

 

[Strange Wilderness]

Hey, asshole piece of shit parents. Your four-year-old shouldn’t need a bra. Spend more time focusing on her health and development and less time sperging out about defunct video rental store chains. I’m a mandated reporter and the Chipmans are fucking lucky I’m not in Massachusetts. This shit is unacceptable.

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I think its the shit-eatting grin that really pushes me over the edge. Sarahs mentally ill daughter is fat before shes even five and Sarahs holding her on her lap, happy as a pig in shit. Chris and Sarah have no business letting their kids turn into obese slobs like them before they even have a chance to be normal. They need to be thinking of their childrens health, not fattening them up like a pig for slaughter. Makes me wonder whats going to happen when they finally send her to school and her teachers see a mentally ill child getting fatter and fatter from her parents feeding her nothing but KFC and decide to take action. The words "parental neglect" and "visit from child services" come to mind.

Its like he goes down a checklist every day.

○ Imply anyone who thinks differently is subhuman.
○ Ree about something in the film industry.
○ Make low thought pop culture reference
○ Make long incompressible essay scattered with overly verbose language about a movie to sound smrt.

You gotta wonder what Bobs thought process is. He jumps all over the board with his Tweets. One minute hes going on about politics and the film industry the next he's showing how little he knows about space or dating. Are the little men running Bobs head just hitting a random word generator to decide what topic they want to make a terrible hot take on next?

That said, making any character in a film a parody of any religion's beliefs is a bad idea if you want to sell that film to people of that faith, and if that religion happens to be a cult founded by a failed scifi author, a good way to get sued.
And that's before I mention how poking fun at the religion of peace and love can lead to your place of work being bombed in a peaceful and lovely mannner.

Didn't he say that the countryside should be ethnically cleansed of MAGA ghouls and returned to a pristine wilderness while also being a haven for ”undocumented [sic] immigrants”?

For a bit he was this autistic kick about how we could use science to clone Dinosaurs and other extinct Prehistoric animals and let them repopulate the interior of the United States. Ignoring how the technology to make this happen doesn't exist and how forcibly relocating people is a major human right violation, or theres a reason those animals died out and would struggle to survive in the current day environment, wouldn't the animals eat all those Undocumented Immigrants living there?

Better than 2001, The Day The Earth Stood Still, and fucking Metropolis?!!! Christ, I know it's been said multiple times in this thread now, but Bob really is an absolute, uncultured simpleton.

Maybe if 2001 had HAL turn the Discovery into a transformer to fight Bowman and Poole then Bob would consider it the best sci-fi film of all time. Oh and remove that pesky characterization of his, him being a consumate polite professional who kills the crew without a hint of emotion and is driven to murder because his makers programed him wrong? Nah, make him a one dimension villain like all the MCU villains.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I think its the shit-eatting grin that really pushes me over the edge. Sarahs mentally ill daughter is fat before shes even five and Sarahs holding her on her lap, happy as a pig in shit.

Sarah made this her profile picture. That poor girl is already grappling with autism, and her parents have also given her obesity to struggle with. (And it sure won’t make it easier for her to make friends.) I don’t understand what’s so hard about not overfeeding your children junk food on a daily basis. Chris and Sarah, and all parents like them, deserve to be executed.