Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Laughingjoke2]

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My answer is Film Robert I mean if I'm going to prison for murder it might as well be worth it. Also maybe my jury can be made up of Mayonaise Ghouls who he wanted executed and I can get off.

 

[AnOminous]

My answer is Film Robert I mean if I'm going to prison for murder it might as well be worth it. Also maybe my jury can be made up of Mayonaise Ghouls who he wanted executed and I can get off.

What is with you tards? The answer is obviously Ben Shapiro. If I can put up with him for 24 hours and maybe even charm him, possibly he'll introduce me to his sister Abby and her Khazar milkers. Jesus Christ.

 

[Meriasek]

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Of course you can fix Robert. It might involve his violent demise to a blunt force trauma, but it'd certainly be a remarkable improvement.
On the other hand, 24 hours with Blob in one room will result in asphyxiation from his undoubtedly vicious body odor, and Blobert devouring the fresh cadaver within the hour because a full grown person is a small meal for an average eloi-trapped-in-the-body-of-a-morlock like Bob, and he needs lots of small meals like that.

What is with you tards? The answer is obviously Ben Shapiro. If I can put up with him for 24 hours and maybe even charm him, possibly he'll introduce me to his sister Abby and her Khazar milkers. Jesus Christ.

This guy gets it. As Kant wrote down in the Categorical Imperative:
"Act only according to that maxim whereby you can, at the same time, assure that it will get you closer to Khazar milkers."

 

[Chad Holdenford]

You can't fix stupid, so they say. Especially when the subject already thinks himself as great as an Eloi but living like a Morlock.

 

[E Solveig]

i'd probably go with shapiro since he'd be the one most likely to get me a job

otherwise, bob all the way. turn on the mario bros movie and he'll be occupied, then i can dick around on my phone for hours

pooles closed due to aids and baldness, so no go on that

and i'm not into fallout enough to recognize the fourth dude

 

[Rekkington]

Robert claimed today that movie studio PR execs are in the habit of chasing him for positive quotes they can use in their marketing. He’s not exactly in touch with reality.

I can believe he ended up as a blind copy on some big email chain looking for positive spin from wherever they can get it. They do this because they know the entire entertainment journalism sphere is full of fanboys, sycophants, and people who are just happy to be able to say they're involved somehow. They take their "job" very seriously. They do it for free.

Consider the flex Bob is trying to make here: it's about him being hounded by some intern with a database list, but he needs to justify why nobody has ever once seen his quote in any movie marketing, so it gets twisted up in... I dunno, morality? It makes absolutely no sense, and he's hoping that being on a mailing list makes everyone jealous.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

"I don't wana go to the movies right now because I'm a fat diabetic fuck, but I don't what movies on streaming services, because they should be seen in Covid-19 infested Cinema. How dare Companies like Warner Bros., try to earn some money, they should delay the movies, because I'm Bob. Also, Disney is evil, whatever they do after this."

Sure Bob, let’s have a major studio lose money everyday because a shit ton of expansive movies are being forced to sit on the shelve collecting dust until they can be released fully in theaters.

He rather spend his money on greasy food than a couple of streaming services.

"A small amount of cinema to the average person."

"A victory over the alt-right!"

"If this movie were a woman, I'd follow it six times on Twitter."

"The most important film since Super Mario Bros.!"

"Stunning desperation"

“I’m fat!”

 

[Adamska]

"I don't wana go to the movies right now because I'm a fat diabetic fuck, but I don't what movies on streaming services, because they should be seen in Covid-19 infested Cinema. How dare Companies like Warner Bros., try to earn some money, they should delay the movies, because I'm Bob. Also, Disney is evil, whatever they do after this."

What do you expect, he's an angry retard who in one breath will scream with frustration and tears he can't DO ANYTHING, and then get pissy and proclaim you want his death if you suggest anything. He refuses to admit its shitty governors' fault that his precious "films industry" are getting killed by his own side.

 

[Flexo]

Happened to look back into the archives and found this old quote of Bob's I had dug up in 2008.

See, I’ve got a semi-personal investment in this. I want more Batman movies. Lots more. And more comic/genre movies in tandem. I want to see the whole of the blockbuster moviescape dominated so completely by Geek Culture that it chokes the very life from almost everything else. And if Hollywood looks at this MASSIVE blockbuster and gets the idea (which also happens, conveniently, to be THE TRUTH) that listening to the “geek set” and targeting them can be a good bet… I get that. But if it becomes a “meme” that Dark Knight is breaking bank because the same savages who block-bought “Passion” into a hit are propping it up? (Which happens to be, y’know, demonstrably untrue?) Yeah, opposite effect.​

I think I get it now. Don't you see? He was so close. He was almost there! Geek Culture WAS choking the very life from almost everything else in the blockbuster moviescape... but with the move to streaming - it won't. It will just be another drop in an ocean.

Another superior future dream... denied.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob’s identity is so wrapped up in being a “film critic” (sounds so much more impressive than “internet blowhard”) that of course the movie industry going down the shitter is causing a serious existential crisis. He used to be able to pretend that he wasn’t defined by his morbid obesity, virginity, subterranean rental, or internet laughingstock status. After all, he was a vital part of a prestigious industry! But now he’s just another dude venting his spleen about online videos. Ouch.

 

[Rekkington]

Happened to look back into the archives and found this old quote of Bob's I had dug up in 2008.

See, I’ve got a semi-personal investment in this. I want more Batman movies. Lots more. And more comic/genre movies in tandem. I want to see the whole of the blockbuster moviescape dominated so completely by Geek Culture that it chokes the very life from almost everything else. And if Hollywood looks at this MASSIVE blockbuster and gets the idea (which also happens, conveniently, to be THE TRUTH) that listening to the “geek set” and targeting them can be a good bet… I get that. But if it becomes a “meme” that Dark Knight is breaking bank because the same savages who block-bought “Passion” into a hit are propping it up? (Which happens to be, y’know, demonstrably untrue?) Yeah, opposite effect.​

I think I get it now. Don't you see? He was so close. He was almost there! Geek Culture WAS choking the very life from almost everything else in the blockbuster moviescape... but with the move to streaming - it won't. It will just be another drop in an ocean.

Another superior future dream... denied.

People who "block bought" seats for friends and family to see Passion of the Christ = twisted market manipulation and anti-science.
Excited geeks who take their friends to see Captain Marvel 20 times: a revolutionary movement to save society.

 

[The Cunting Death]

I want to see the whole of the blockbuster moviescape dominated so completely by Geek Culture that it chokes the very life from almost everything else.

I hate him more than I already do now

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Anything MovieBob says can be dismantled with a two word retort. "Get real."

 

[AnOminous]

What do you expect, he's an angry retard who in one breath will scream with frustration and tears he can't DO ANYTHING, and then get pissy and proclaim you want his death if you suggest anything.

He'll scream maniacally all day about how half the country needs to be literally murdered, then if someone says that's kind of a shitty thing to say, he'll start crying and moaning about what a victim he is. "Why's everybody always pickin on me?"

 

[Coccxys]

Can this pop culture geek fad die now please?

 

[Ravana]

I enjoyed this exchange/self own. If you're going to argue with people on the internet don't have your profile be full of autistic shit.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He'll scream maniacally all day about how half the country needs to be literally murdered, then if someone says that's kind of a shitty thing to say, he'll start crying and moaning about what a victim he is. "Why's everybody always pickin on me?"

It’s his use of the term “targeted harassment” to mean “people not kissing my ass” that’s funniest to me. As if he’s Mr. Affable himself.

 

[Creep3r]

Can this pop culture geek fad die now please?

We can at least be thankful that Bob and others like him will never reproduce. I just pray that whenever Bob (or others like him) tricks some poor bitch into marriage or a mutually beneficial but secular living arrangement, that at least his wife's son won't inherit Bob's views.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

No matter how loathsome and pathetic Robert is, his brother is worse. How about you move on from the video store e-begging crusade and try to save your daughter’s life, Chris?

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

No matter how loathsome and pathetic Robert is, his brother is worse. How about you move on from the video store e-begging crusade and try to save your daughter’s life, Chris?

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Well hells bells while were at it lets start other stupid hashtags #savethetelegraph #savethesteamlocomotive #savethestonetools. Bob may be dumb but at least he's not this dumb. Video rental stores aren't coming back streaming is just way to convenient.