Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[The Nothingness]

And finally, Bobby's supernova hot take of the day:

Bob's idea is not even original since I brought this Ultraman movie up on that franchise's thread.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Despite leftists shitting on Bob day and night, his everburning hatred towards rural people is amazing.

At this point, I'm pretty sure some dude with republican t-shirt raped Bob as a child while screaming how Nintendo is for fags. There is no way someone can be this angry against a group of people he never interacts with for this long with this much bitterness.

 

[Nutritious_Banana]

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Despite leftists shitting on Bob day and night, his everburning hatred towards rural people is amazing.

At this point, I'm pretty sure some dude with republican t-shirt raped Bob as a child while screaming how Nintendo is for fags. There is no way someone can be this angry against a group of people he never interacts with for this long with this much bitterness.

I like to imagine a ring of kids around him wearing Bush/Quayle hats chanting "GENESIS DOES WHAT NINTENDON'T",

 

[myiqis53]

I was watching Fredrik Knudsens Down the Rabbit Hole about The Mouse Utopia Experiment. When I noticed that the conditions for the mice are very similar to what Bob wants for humans in his superior future. The mice were given unlimited access to food, water, shelter, nesting materials, everything they could ever want or need in a huge structure. Bob wants the same for people. Robots take over every job and provide unlimited resources for the people all living together in the coastal mega cities. Who now have nothing but free time to dedicate to hobbies in the pursuit of pleasure. It sounds like paradise for someone like Bob. But if the Mouse Utopia experiment was any indicator the cities would quickly become a hellish nightmare for everyone who lives there. If i remember right one of the researchers described the mouse utopia as "hell on earth".

Bob's superior Future really really reminds me of cyberpunk 2077 for some reason.

Also, I really hope Chris' kids won't end up diabetic.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

Bob's idea is not even original since I brought this Ultraman movie up on that franchise's thread.

Hanuman at least makes sense- his East Asian equivalent (Sun Wukong) is described as a violent and rash demon/nature spirit.

 

[Mola Ram]

Despite leftists shitting on Bob day and night, his everburning hatred towards rural people is amazing.

At this point, I'm pretty sure some dude with republican t-shirt raped Bob as a child while screaming how Nintendo is for fags. There is no way someone can be this angry against a group of people he never interacts with for this long with this much bitterness.

I disagree. It's precisely because he never interacts with them that allows him to maintain this cartoonish, absurd view of their behavior and motivations. If Bob were forced to interact with a conservative farmer, a disillusioned factory worker, any number of the millions from the flyover states, he would have to acknowledge their humanity. At the very least he might be a little more circumspect about essentially calling for their eradication (enough of the bullshit evasions; what else does he mean when he says they're the ones we have to rescue the country from?).

He's hardly alone in this. Keeping to their bubbles is exactly why blue state urbanites continue to hold such despicable views of the people they think are holding everything back. Bob is just stupid enough and bitter enough to think his fantasies deserve to be heard by the world.

 

[Bumwine]

Lol Bob's idea of Jesus Vs Ganesha is not original as he thinks



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It will not surprise me if he borrowed the idea from PBF tbh

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Since Bob is apparently a Ultraman fan, I can tell you he wouldn’t like that like Ultraseven and Ultraman Gaia because of the morally grey questions it has or Ultraman Nexus because of how dark and gritty it is.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

And finally, Bobby's supernova hot take of the day:
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Jonathan Hickman already did this with the ironically titled God Is Dead series.
Of course Bob is ignorant of Hickman's work, despite Hickman being a driving force behind modern-day Marvel and Avengers.
Almost like Blobbert is nothing more than a surface-level consoomer.

 

[Water-T]

Since when is Miracle on 34th Street about capitalism? Did Bob just read Cliff Notes of the Communist Manifesto and just start applying it to unrelated things? The law angle from Todd at least makes sense, but throwing in capitalism just makes it sound like Bob is attempting to one-up Todd by trying to sound smarter. Bob sounds exactly like those people in college courses that end up adding completely unrelated things to their analysis in order to sound more intelligent than they actually are, with some pretentious language thrown in there as well.

Of course Bobbo has to one-up Todd. At least Todd got to touch Blob's waifu Lindsay. That must make Blob's cholesterol-clogged heart burn with envy.

 

[Flaming Carrot]

Bob shitting on another liberal's dating advice, even though the lady involved is married and has two children, and Bob has probably never been in an adult relationship with another woman.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1336697068421869571

https://archive.is/eP5rS

 

[Rekkington]

Trumpers are irredeemable and Maga should be considered part of the pandemic

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AT&T are streaming some of their films reeeeeee

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Everything is pop culture, noting can be appreciated without the lens of surface deep references to products.

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Incomprehensible take about a film from... oh... a supposed film critic.

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Its like he goes down a checklist every day.

○ Imply anyone who thinks differently is subhuman.
○ Ree about something in the film industry.
○ Make low thought pop culture reference
○ Make long incompressible essay scattered with overly verbose language about a movie to sound smrt.

FUCK CAPITALISM, SAVE RICH CELEBRITIES AND CORPORATIONS

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Hey, asshole piece of shit parents. Your four-year-old shouldn’t need a bra. Spend more time focusing on her health and development and less time sperging out about defunct video rental store chains. I’m a mandated reporter and the Chipmans are fucking lucky I’m not in Massachusetts. This shit is unacceptable.

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Geez, she's already shaping up to be the most overweight member of the Chipman clan. I know genetics aren't in her favor, but they definitely aren't feeding her right if she already looks like that.

This shit right here could do gangbusters here in Brazil, not even joking.
Alas, our cinema industry only exists to make sloppy cringe comedies and shitty and boring leftist drivel.

"Brazilsploitation" seems like an untapped genre with enormous potential.

 

[hot hot leg]

Bob shitting on another liberal's dating advice, even though the lady involved is married and has two children, and Bob has probably never been in an adult relationship with another woman.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1336697068421869571

https://archive.md/eP5rS

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The people cry out for guidance in the ways of love. Will Guru Bob answer?

 

[AnOminous]

Thats the one, shame it bombed though.

Read the book by J.G. Ballard it's based on.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Moviebob don't even movie. People gave the late Harryhausen shit for years over this, even after he went out of his way to not directly model it after the image of a deity.

That said, making any character in a film a parody of any religion's beliefs is a bad idea if you want to sell that film to people of that faith, and if that religion happens to be a cult founded by a failed scifi author, a good way to get sued.
And that's before I mention how poking fun at the religion of peace and love can lead to your place of work being bombed in a peaceful and lovely mannner.

Ideally, he'd want the MAGA ghouls be cast out of the cities and the countryside cut off from the glories that the cities produce.

Didn't he say that the countryside should be ethnically cleansed of MAGA ghouls and returned to a pristine wilderness while also being a haven for ”undocumented [sic] immigrants”?

"THE DEMS HAVE WON!!! THE SUPERIOR FUTURE IS ALMOST UPON U-..."
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The Superior Future™- so close yet so far.

Does he not realise that Republicans make up 50% of the country's population and that denying 50% of the country a say in the democratic process is not a good idea?

I was watching Fredrik Knudsens Down the Rabbit Hole about The Mouse Utopia Experiment. When I noticed that the conditions for the mice are very similar to what Bob wants for humans in his superior future. The mice were given unlimited access to food, water, shelter, nesting materials, everything they could ever want or need in a huge structure. Bob wants the same for people. Robots take over every job and provide unlimited resources for the people all living together in the coastal mega cities. Who now have nothing but free time to dedicate to hobbies in the pursuit of pleasure. It sounds like paradise for someone like Bob. But if the Mouse Utopia experiment was any indicator the cities would quickly become a hellish nightmare for everyone who lives there. If i remember right one of the researchers described the mouse utopia as "hell on earth".

What people who cheerlead for automation don't realise is that automation won't get rid of menial labour and create a paradise where everyone gets free UBI and poverty's eliminated (ignoring the fact that that's economically impossible), it will destroy white-collar jobs and the middle class, and divide society into a top 0.1% who own the robots, and a bottom 99.4% who work under the robots, with a small class of people whose jobs are something other than ”wage slave in an Amazon warehouse” and who can't easily be automated away - think priests, graphic designers and the like.

I'm a pretty bog-standard neocon and I spend a lot of time on this site dunking on socialists, but one of the few times I support government regulation of the free market is to stop automation. Before any libertarians quote this with some sperging about ”the freer the markets, the freer the people”, automation on that scale will just lead to the reintroduction of feudalism and, to quote Hayek, the road to serfdom, and I'm pretty sure feudalism and a free market aren't compatible.

Trumpers are irredeemable and Maga should be considered part of the pandemic

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I'm not even being funny, trying to minimise the Holocaust or resorting to the ”but what about Pmurt's concentration camps” level of argument beloved of progressives on the internet when I say that comparing groups of people to a disease is what the Nazis did to Jews, gypsies and their ideological opponents.

This is literally one of the ten stages of genocide and if any of you needed any evidence that the only reason he and his fellow wokeists aren't genocidaires is because they aren't in power, look no further.

Since when is Miracle on 34th Street about capitalism? Did Bob just read Cliff Notes of the Communist Manifesto and just start applying it to unrelated things? The law angle from Todd at least makes sense, but throwing in capitalism just makes it sound like Bob is attempting to one-up Todd by trying to sound smarter. Bob sounds exactly like those people in college courses that end up adding completely unrelated things to their analysis in order to sound more intelligent than they actually are, with some pretentious language thrown in there as well.

He reminds me of someone I know who started declaring that everything was a social construct after doing half a term of GCSE sociology.

I disagree. It's precisely because he never interacts with them that allows him to maintain this cartoonish, absurd view of their behavior and motivations. If Bob were forced to interact with a conservative farmer, a disillusioned factory worker, any number of the millions from the flyover states, he would have to acknowledge their humanity. At the very least he might be a little more circumspect about essentially calling for their eradication (enough of the bullshit evasions; what else does he mean when he says they're the ones we have to rescue the country from?).

He's hardly alone in this. Keeping to their bubbles is exactly why blue state urbanites continue to hold such despicable views of the people they think are holding everything back. Bob is just stupid enough and bitter enough to think his fantasies deserve to be heard by the world.

Yeah. To go on with my comparison to historical hate groups, there's a reason that a black blues musician was able to get so many KKK members to leave the KKK - it's easier to hate an abstract concept, whether that's black people or Republicans, than it is to hate someone, whether that's Darryl Davis or your mate who you disagree with but can still talk to.

 

[Meriasek]

Didn't he say that the countryside should be ethnically cleansed of MAGA ghouls and returned to a pristine wilderness while also being a haven for ”undocumented [sic] immigrants”?

That's the endgame, the MAGA ghouls are not supposed to be able to survive. They're to be exiled from the cities, but only the good brown people are allowed to actually farm or do anything. Release the automated robodogs Bob tries to fap about to prevent them from surviving (without actually killing them). Bob's morally superior way of cleaning the filth.

 

[Pagliacci]

Bob wants the same for people. Robots take over every job and provide unlimited resources for the people all living together in the coastal mega cities. Who now have nothing but free time to dedicate to hobbies in the pursuit of pleasure. It sounds like paradise for someone like Bob. But if the Mouse Utopia experiment was any indicator the cities would quickly become a hellish nightmare for everyone who lives there.

Reminds me of WALL-E since that movie has a similar message of "a future where robots do everything for us will lead to bad results". Since the central message of the movie is so at odds with Bob's vision of the automated superior future I decided to look back to see if Bob ever reviewed it and turns out he did back in 2008 (http://moviebob.blogspot.com/2008/07/review-walle.html). So immediately the first thing he does is make a racial stereotype and dehumanize a whole group of people:

Pixar has always been sort of like the homeschooled Asian kid in a spelling bee: They're so fucking good at what they do you sometimes wish they'd slip up JUST so you can know they're human.

As for the actual review he says the following:

now we have Wall*E; so far the best American film of 2008 and… dare I say it? Maybe one of the best science fiction films EVER. That ain't me fishing for a blurb, kids, I'm serious. We're talking 2001, Metropolis, E.T., Day the Earth Stood Still here. It's THAT FUCKING GOOD.

He does broach the subject of how this superior future makes us all useless fatasses but then immediately ignores that to go on a rant about conservatives:

There's no missing the broad satiric swipes at couch-culture and Wal-Mart, but that's where the much-ballyhooed "edge" ends and why I'm calling BULLSHIT on the so-called "conservative" culture-critics who've opened fire on the film.

Guys, really: There's not ONE mention of oil, carbon footprints, fossil fuels or global warming. None. The big "eco-disaster" is LITTERING. Are you really going to seriously tell me that "don't litter" is now an unacceptably partisan message for a CHILDREN'S FILM? For fuck's sake, it's not even really about consumer goods or corporate greed - the humans are enslaved by their own unwitting sloth, having lived for generations in a system of cradle-to-grave automated care with no demand to fend for themselves - it's about rejecting utopia for self-sufficiency - so-called "right-wingers?" THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE YOU'RE DAMN WHOLE IDEOLOGY!!!

In typical Bob fashion he can't help but fantasize about genocide even while reviewing a children's movie:

I was thinking it might be possible that the humans would be the BAD GUYS of the film - perhaps with sinister plans for Eve and Wall*E would have to thwart them and maybe it'd end with Wall*E blasting these useless fleshbags out of the sky and heading back to repopulate Earth with his lady. I mean, I'm not exactly the biggest fan of humanity from day to day, you may have noticed. THAT'S an ending I wanna see in a cartoon.

Finally he ends with the most glowing compliment his withered misanthropic plaque encrusted heart could give:

So, yeah, there's a blurb for ya: "WALL*E! It's so good it made me STOP hating my fellow man for a whole 90 minutes!"

FINAL RATING: 10/10

Imagine making a movie that shits on Bob's view of a superior future and he ends up absolutely loving it so much that it makes him temporarily stop hating humanity.

 

[BScCollateral]

And finally, Bobby's supernova hot take of the day:
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Ganesha, patron of arts and science, remover of obstacles, God of Getting Shit Done Well.
Professional art critic, boys and girls. Let's give him a hand!

 

[BScCollateral]

Moviebob don't even movie. People gave the late Harryhausen shit for years over this, even after he went out of his way to not directly model it after the image of a deity.

Dunno if I can blame them too much... doesn't Tom Baker's evil wizard announce he himself is mightier than Kali?

That would seem to require some deity-level hubris-smashing, I think.