Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Jetpack Himmler]

Pardon my ignorance, but wasn't "proactive" superheroes part of the angle from Kingdom Come? Vigilante superheroes like the "proactive" ones from other publishers, plus Supes eventually being faced with guiding humanity? (Or something like that, it's been a long time.)

The next-generation heroes in Kingdom Come weren't so much "proactive" as they were focused solely on brutally dispatching villains as anti-heroes like the Punisher and the Image heroes would with innocent bystanders caught in the crossfire. You could say that Superman and the League decided to get proactive as they incarcerated the next-gen heroes in the gulag without due process with Wonder Woman growing more militant in her approach. It ultimately ended with the surviving heroes hanging up their capes to work alongside humanity rather than above it as exemplified by Superman returning to the Clark Kent identity to become a farmer while Bruce Wayne became a healer of sorts.

 

[Lensherr]

Well,Bob...you get pretty mad when Poles and Hungarians try and do the same.

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I've said it before and I'll say it again: ethnic nationalism for these people is like saying the word nigger. That is, it's only a problem when white people do it.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I gotta say, Bob getting anxiety from a Kirby game is the most pathetic thing I think I've ever heard a grown man say.

I played Kirby as a kid, it is the most lighthearted low stakes Nintendo game I can think of from that time. It's easier than Mario, all the designs are super kiddy and cute, and the music is always energetic and lively. It is one of the most comfy, laid back, nonthreatning games I can think of. What a pussy.

Someone on here called Kirby the comfort food of gaming. Unsurprisingly, I agree with that assessment. It still doesn't stop the games from having some sort of abomination from popping up in the game.

 

[glib]

I've said it before and I'll say it again: ethnic nationalism for these people is like saying the word nigger. That is, it's only a problem when white people do it.

Ask a (progressive/sjw/intersectional feminist/cunt/whatever their dumb ass is called this week) if they think that "indigenous" populations should have their own countries. They will most likely say yes unless they believe in the NWO agenda. (no borders, global government, its inevitable!)

Then get more specific. "Should Africa be controlled by the Africans? Should Africa be majority African?"
Even more specific. "Should China or Israel be Chinese or Jewish?
If they haven't figured it out yet, they're not anywhere near the upper band of IQ but you keep going.
"Should Europeans be allowed to have their own countries?"
They will say no. They won't have a good reason. They'll say something about colonialism from 200-600 years ago

These people like Bob, the "enlightened thinkers" willfully give their independent spirit to others, and turn themselves into something similar to NPCs with scripted responses. Shills who do it for free.

Never forget that in your life, you are the player character. Don't let these people dictate shit, they're scripted. They'll bring you down with them. Bob and his ilk? Crabs in a bucket.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Marcus Garvey>Any fictional hero

Oh and it seems old Bobbo is still as dumb as ever since I last checked in on this thread. It's sad the man continues to have the chance to take that next step of adulthood and every single time he decides to not grow at all still being the petty high school bully for over 20 years past high school.

I'm not surprised Bob relates to fictional heroes. His understanding of history is so poor he probably couldn't name any historical figures.

 

[glib]

Marcus Garvey>Any fictional hero

Oh and it seems old Bobbo is still as dumb as ever since I last checked in on this thread. It's sad the man continues to have the chance to take that next step of adulthood and every single time he decides to not grow at all still being the petty high school bully for over 20 years past high school.

"...If there is no safety for Negroes in the white world, I cannot see what right they have to parcel out the homeland, the country of Negroes, without consulting Negroes and asking their permission so to do. Therefore, we are aggrieved. This question of prejudice will be the downfall of civilization, and I warn the white race of this, and of their doom. I hope they will take heed, because the handwriting is on the wall. No portion of humanity, no group of humanity, has an abiding right, an everlasting right, an eternal right to oppress other sections or portions of humanity. God never gave them the right, and if there is such a right, man arrogated it to himself, and God in all ages has been displeased with the arrogance of man. I warn those nations that believe themselves above human justice. You cannot long ignore the laws of God; you cannot long ignore the commandments of God; you cannot long ignore human justice, and exist. Your arrogance will destroy you, and I warn the races and the nations that have arrogated to themselves the right to oppress, the right to circumscribe, the right to keep down other races. I warn them that the hour is coming when the oppressed will rise in their might, in their majesty, and throw off the yoke of ages..."

- Marcus Garvey - Excerpt from: (1921) Marcus Garvey “Address to the Second UNIA Convention”

Garvey understood. It didn't matter if he was black, white, aryan, indo-aryan, jew, or jew-ish. Whatever the fuck people wanted to call themselves, their enemies, or their ancestors. It really didn't matter. He understood human nature, and wanted the best for his people. Can't say the same for MOVIEBOB.

 

[BubbleButt]

It is very very funny to me whenever shitlibs think that complete development of land doesn't mean the production from that land ceases to be fruitful. Tell me one goddamn natural food that New York or Boston is capable of producing that Nebraska or Iowa is not.

 

[Adamska]

It is very very funny to me whenever shitlibs think that complete development of land doesn't mean the production from that land ceases to be fruitful. Tell me one goddamn natural food that New York or Boston is capable of producing that Nebraska or Iowa is not.

Seafood, particularly clams, since they're coastal states. Even with all the fucking pollution you could also probably eat eel.

But don't worry, Bob has eaten a good batch of metallic crayons and thumbtacks, so he probably remembered those vertical hydro and aeroponic gardens he saw and flapped his arms at when he went to EpCot.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The more he tells people they “don’t matter,” the more certain I am that this is a core belief he has about himself. I wonder who first told him. My money’s on Soyface the Elder, may he RIP.

 

[ChampFantana]

The English language is wholly inadequate to properly describe the sheer depths of The Eternal Virgin's utter imbecility. Unfortunately, it's the only one I know.

Every time I lower the bar for how stupid Boob could POSSIBLY be, he gleefully slithers under it.

Once the beetus, or some random tardfit finally kills him, his brain should be studied to figure out exactly what the hell is wrong with him. Assuming they can find a powerful enough microscope.

 

[Mr. Duck]

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Boebert can't stand the idea of seeing one of his temples of consoomerism in decay, even in a kids game.

 

[Flexo]

I had to read that several times in order to get what he was babelling on about. Also, anybody who thinks that Snyders version of Superman is a betrayal of the character needs to watch Superman 2 and if they have they need to rewatch it in particular this scene
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To be "that bot" that scene is only in the replacement director's cut, not the original Richard Donner cut.

So there's still nerd sperg outs over it to this day since you can get a version of Superman 2 with or without it.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Man, Bob making a "yo mama" joke in butchered google translate german is soooo 1997.

The funny part about all this is Bob fancies himself if not a revolutionary, at least one of the Elites to bring about the Soopeeryah Fyootchah. He's the target demographic of people recruiting revolutionaries (single sexless sexpest in momma's basement), after all. But he's far too lazy to do much more than attend a rally or two as 'visible' yet harmless faux "muscle".

I'm not sure if the braindamaged viet cong chick is having a trouble with the english or is just disingenuous as commies tend to be. But then again all commies living in enforced commie ass countries are brainwashed and can't think for themselves. But wonders and bob's yellow thirst will never cease.

 

[Juan's Sombrero]

Man, Bob making a "yo mama" joke in butchered google translate german is soooo 1997.

The funny part about all this is Bob fancies himself if not a revolutionary, at least one of the Elites to bring about the Soopeeryah Fyootchah. He's the target demographic of people recruiting revolutionaries (single sexless sexpest in momma's basement), after all. But he's far too lazy to do much more than attend a rally or two as 'visible' yet harmless faux "muscle".

I'm not sure if the braindamaged viet cong chick is having a trouble with the english or is just disingenuous as commies tend to be. But then again all commies living in enforced commie ass countries are brainwashed and can't think for themselves. But wonders and bob's yellow thirst will never cease.

This is basically Bob.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

You got to be both insane and retarded if you marry one of the Chipman Brothers. It’s appalling Chris’s wife puts up with his bullshit.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Imagine growing up as a little kid, and your dad, the one who should be teaching you to be a man and acting as a pillar of strength is the fuckin' Chippa.

Best of luck kiddos.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Imagine growing up as a little kid, and your dad, the one who should be teaching you to be a man and acting as a pillar of strength is the fuckin' Chippa.

Best of luck kiddos.

To be fair I think the Chippa's kids are both girls anyway

but imagine having fucking Movieblob as your creepy uncle

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Oh, well I guess his failure to be a man is less bothersome then.

But God help those girls.

 

[JayHarrison]

Bob's the kind of guy who would refuse to use a magic lamp that could grant any wish unless it was delivered right to his hands.... even if all he'd have to do was get up and walk across a room to pick it up, that's too big an ask for his ego.

I've often imagined a situation in which Moviebob stumbles across a magical lamp as he toddles around Boston. Of course, since Moviebob knows about the tale of Aladdin, he rubs the lamp expecting a genie to emanate from its spout. Naturally it does. Now that Bob is entitled to any three wishes, regardless of morality, the first wish I envision Bob asking for (demanding, really) is that every single obsolete white person in America immediately vanish into oblivion. The genie, after determining Bob is a selfish jerkward, asks Bob if that's what he wants his first wish. Bob says yes. The genie performs some magical incantation before snapping his fingers... at which point Bob disappears off the face of the earth (along with every white person in the Vote Blue No Matter Who cult). Suffice to say, Bob never gets the opportunity to ask for his two remaining wishes.

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Has there been a day this year when the Dems didn't have one of their lies busted? (Jeremy Beckham's Substack article)
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"Age is correlated with covid mortality. Age is correlated with conservativism. Ergo conservativism causes covid mortality and the GQP brought it on themselves"
I know Bobby is unspeakably dumb but he continues to surprise.

COVID-19 : China :: Aggressive brain rot : Moviebob.

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Someone who calls himself John Dee claims there has never been an pandemic (article). But no, the real conspiracy is that the GQP wants to kill mah LGBTQs!
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"...obvious probable rapist". Someone is talking about himself.

I think we can say that Bob was referring to himself as someone who's "REALLY STUPID" when it comes to real-world politics.

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Russell BRand: Successful actor who's bedded (an admittedly hot) pop singer.

Moveibob: Professional grifter who "hover-handed" women at a convetion who were well out of his physical and mental league.

I'll side with Russel Brand on this matter over Moviebob... as well as any other issue.

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Speaking of plagues, when is Twitter going to enforce its TOS and cure the plague that is Moviebob by nuking his account?

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Some minor drama involving a neckberd and a dumb Vietnamese slut:
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To those who are embarrassed by the U.S. flag because they believe it represents genocide: You're free to leave U.S. soil at your convenience. There's plenty of Canada and Mexico available for you to inhabit.

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If Bobby had money he'd have gotten a Chinese waifu. He is an temporarily embarrassed sexpat, so to speak.

I don't even think any woman in China would want Moviebob. They have standards.

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This Luna is so dumb that I wonder how she would survive if some good-hearted yankie didn't keep her as his pet. Her dumbness, however, is upstaged by Bobby's.
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Haz is right. American have no obligation to discard the flag just because some, or indeed some millions, Viet Congs get grouchy.

Fitting Moviebob put quotation marks around "patriotic"... because Bob has repeatedly demonstrated that he utterly DESPISES America. (See multiple references to gloablized governance, eliminating national borders, tsunamis of illegal immigration, mass repopulation from middle America to the coasts... the list of Bob's distain toward America could go on forever.)

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Bobby's comparison of patriotism and religious faith to TV fandom doesn't get much support:
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I don't know if Moviebob has seven books in his library that he hasn't personally writte,

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Unlike China and Russia, whose national identities are tenuous and contested, America boosts a proud and robust national identity, which they achieved without much bloodshed -- and the secret, according to Bobby, is consoomerism and pop culture.
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Hey, Bob...

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Bobby ends up feeling like a knight on an iron steed:
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Telling a yellow woman "yo go back to her white master" is not a rape joke, and the only place that needs Bobby is his waterlogged basement.

Doesn't Moviebob's basement dwelling actually belong to his landlord/landlady? If that's the case, the only place Moviebob is needed is literally a 8-cubic-foot padded asylum cell.

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Shut up, Talibob!

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Machiavellian masterminds, please get on with the program! Once upon a time you needed to pretend you love the people you hate, because you might suddenly find yourself in need of a few pairs of dirty hands. Now Boston Dynamics have all the tools you need! Unleash your hate to the unworthy who ever gave you the swirlie!
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Here's what angers me about Moviebob posting that video of a robodog: HOW THE HELL IS A ROBOTIC ANIMAL PERTINENT TO THE FREAKIN' SUBJECT?!

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Disney:
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Rocket Raccoon will be the first religious idol Moviebob bows down to since Hillary Clinton.

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To be fair I think the Chippa's kids are both girls anyway

but imagine having fucking Movieblob as your creepy uncle

My reaction if I found out I was directly related to Moviebob:

 

[Bolo]

You got to be both insane and retarded if you marry one of the Chipman Brothers. It’s appalling Chris’s wife puts up with his bullshit.

She doesn't work and from the looks of it, doesn't do much house work either. Also, not to be a dick but already being one, she isn't a looker and doesn't look like she was a former beauty that has let go. If I have to guess, she and Chris married because "this is as good as it is going to get" for both of them.

It is a easy guess because that is 90% of how marriages work, the world is made by ugly people fucking.

Seeing the context, it isn't hard to see why Chris's wife is around. However, I don't think she puts up with his bullshit quietly.

Do you recall the sad tweets Chris does from time to time about disappointing everybody or when he broke his hand tard raging? Yeah, this patethic lash out doesn't come from money stress, it comes when someone is on your ass letting you know you fucking sucks, and wives are experts at that, but what is more, Chris wife has every right to be pissed at Chris.

Look, if it was just money or being in a tight sittuation, she would be a bitch and a half to do that to Chris. However, the idiot is broadcasting his problems and ineptitude with money publicly, and the problem with that is that it isn't just the autistic fucks like us that are seeing that, but his wife's family and friends are now getting to know that they are having financial problems and no likes to be put on the spot like that, you think Chris' wife likes to go to hair saloon and just know that the people there were talking about her behind her back? talking about her husband begging for money on the internet about a blockbuster podcast?

I know I'm assuming a lot about two people I've never met and never will, but I've seen this movie quite a few times to get the hints, and if I had to guess, the only thing keeping this marriage is that the kids are too young for a divorce, other than that, it is all ice from her.