Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[JayHarrison]

I'm going out onna limb here and postulating that the arcane "knowledge" Bob believes he possesses, is How to Get to the Soopeeryah Fyootchah(tm).

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If only the powers-that-be listen to Bob while he furiously tweets bile at those he considers Unpersons (because they hold back the Scientists somehow while Believing), and they do as he recommends (including transporting 100 Cocaine Hippos to the middle of Florida or wherever), then finally, finally, the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah(tm) will come.

It's like a damn kid that's way too old for it, waiting for fucking Santa Claus at Christmas. Or better yet, Linus waiting for the Great Pumpkin.

How seasonally appropriate.

I can picture it - MovieBob staying up all night in a pumpkin patch, his Mario blazer covering him for warmth, as he awaits the Great Scientist Man to come down from the Moon Ship to deliver him his wish of wiping out the Mayo-Ghouls. Meanwhile, everyone else is out actually trying to enjoy Halloween.

There are two things that would make this scenario even schadenfreude-inducingly humorous:

ONE: Instead of the Great Scientist Man emerging from the pumpkin patch, it's Covington Catholic student Nick Sandmann, complete with red MAGA hat and the same smile he maintained as he was confronted by protestors at the Lincoln Memorial in 2019.

TWO: It's 4:00 in the morning, and Moviebob is still alone in the pumpkin patch, loudly shivering as he sleeps with a blanket that's much too small and much too thin to keep him warm... AND he reamins there all night.

 

[make_it_so]

But does anyone know what Linkara thinks of Bob? It won't go well if Linkara finds Bob's opinions as problematic as Lindsay did, even if Bob isn't trying to get in Linkara's pants.

I know that back in the day Linkara he was kind of the token conservative/Republican of Channel Awesome, and whether or not those are still his political beliefs I highly doubt he'd take kindly to Bob's daily calls for Jihad against "obsolete GQP mayo-ghouls that don't qualify as people."

Besides, what would Linkara even gain from doing a crossover with Bob? Bob knows nothing about comic books that he didn't skim from Wikipedia, and his knowledge of pretty much all other pop culture has the depth of a puddle. He's not funny, nor does he have any of the quirky charm of CA alums like Spoony or Doug. So really, what entertainment would there be to gained from Linkara trying to do a crossover episode with a loud, unfunny, retarded, morbidly obese Masshole with an annoying voice and a Mario fetish?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I know that back in the day Linkara he was kind of the token conservative/Republican of Channel Awesome, and whether or not those are still his political beliefs I highly doubt he'd take kindly to Bob's daily calls for Jihad against "obsolete GQP mayo-ghouls that don't qualify as people."

Besides, what would Linkara even gain from doing a crossover with Bob? Bob knows nothing about comic books that he didn't skim from Wikipedia, and his knowledge of pretty much all other pop culture has the depth of a puddle. He's not funny, nor does he have any of the quirky charm of CA alums like Spoony or Doug. So really, what entertainment would there be to gained from Linkara trying to do a crossover episode with a loud, unfunny, exceptional, morbidly obese Masshole with an annoying voice and a Mario fetish?

To be fair Linkara did a crossover with an annoying mexican manlet who is just a lesser version of him and a crazy cat lady who has the fashion sense of a clown. I doubt Linkara cares much about quality given all of his reviews just consist of him reading comics to his viewers with no real insight

 

[make_it_so]

To be fair Linkara did a crossover with an annoying mexican manlet who is just a lesser version of him and a crazy cat lady who has the fashion sense of a clown. I doubt Linkara cares much about quality given all of his reviews just consist of him reading comics to his viewers with no real insight

And yet
1. That was done back in CA's heyday, when crossovers among creators were common and expected.
2. Those people are still less obnoxious, more knowledgeably, and more entertaining to watch than MovieBlob.

 

[Positron]

Robert also says that in the SUPERIOR FUTURE there will be impoverished slaves to serve him:
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I support the right of Bob Chipman to stay alive, because I support animal rights.

I mean, maybe its just me, but I always assumed the virgin thing was more Bob's attitude in general/how he acts when he sees a hot actress on twitter, not that he literally never had sex. I've known people who were virgins (later in life I mean) and they didn't act nearly this embarrassing (well most people don't) but Bob's behavior is so juvenile, that I don't think anyone would be surprised if he actually was.

His problem is not so much virginity as man-childhood. He still keeps in mid-adulthood such endearing childhood traits as low tolerance to frustration, either-or thinking, inability to take an L, and feeling of being personally wronged if things fails to go his way.

I forget where I heard it, but I once heard someone say something to the effect of, "It's cool if you haven't gotten it in, but at least pretend that you have".

No one cares whether you got laid or not -- as long as you behave like a responsible adult and don't tell people how horny you feel (especially not towards anime lesbians).

MovieBob, it’s not too late. Go to the gym.

I'd rather he finds Jesus again. But both options are

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Besides, what would Linkara even gain from doing a crossover with Bob? Bob knows nothing about comic books that he didn't skim from Wikipedia, and his knowledge of pretty much all other pop culture has the depth of a puddle. He's not funny, nor does he have any of the quirky charm of CA alums like Spoony or Doug. So really, what entertainment would there be to gained from Linkara trying to do a crossover episode with a loud, unfunny, exceptional, morbidly obese Masshole with an annoying voice and a Mario fetish?

They could both use a friend. And each other is likely the best they could do.

Also, I want to see the cringe inducing skits they'd make.

 

[TigerGoblin]

I support the right of Bob Chipman to stay alive, because I support animal rights.

Animals contribute to the ecological balance of the planet. CONSOOMERS disrupt it.

 

[Steelatlas]

After watching the recent mandaloregaming review I have come to the conclusion that moviebob is a living avatar of Haze.

 

[JayHarrison]

Once again, it's time to play the Internet's most infamous guessing game, Moviebob or Nazi? (or, as I would title it, Dictator or Dipshit?, with Moviebob obviously playing the role of Dipshit)

(Bonus points if you call this post a clear flouting of Twitter's Terms of Service, specifically an open call for the MAGA crowd to perform acts of self-harm and/or suicide with the phrase "is it causing [group] to remove themselves [...] or be removed?")

 

[The tired cat]

I could be wrong, but doesn't Linky follow MovieBob on twatter? 'Cause I'm pretty sure Film Brain does, but I'm really skippy if Linky does as well.

 

[Positron]

My reasoning is because the purpose of sex is to make babies. Even lesser brother figured that out. At this rate Bob will not ever have children which means he doesn't have a future.

From the gene's eye view things looks less grim for Bobby (i.e. more grim for the rest of the world). Lesser Brother has two tots, each on average shares one-fourth of Bobby's genes. Between them ⁷/₁₆ of Bobby genes have already been accounted for. This is almost as good as Bobby having a biological child of his own.

I'm going out onna limb here and postulating that the arcane "knowledge" Bob believes he possesses, is How to Get to the Soopeeryah Fyootchah(tm).

But Bobby is very specific that he suffered such knowledge so other people don't have to "know it as deeply or closely". Any blueprint for Superior Future is to be spread as widely as possible, sparing no details. This is such esoteric epistemology; indeed I can't think of a scenario that a beneficial knowledge is supposed to be kept private, to the pain of the possessor.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

You know guys, this makes me wonder, have Bob and his fellow losers ever tried to accomplish anything? Like at all?

Because it seems they just quit at the first sign of a challenge.

What do you think?

They don't have the willpower to overcome a true challenge. Didn't Kino der Robert spend weeks trying to beat Super Mario Brothers 3?

 

[cypocryphy]

It's been discussed here before that the orange_misawa twitter account might actually be Bob, right? The use of "dink" as an insult has me thinking this now more than ever, Bob has used it too and it's not very common. (I'm pretty sure it's also an anti-Asian slur...)

 

[Flexo]

wow the shitta you are doing something totally unique and game changer. tell me again why are you asking money for this crap?

Never forget that review chippa did with Bob which is just Bob going "monkey!" For like a minute straight. (Kong vs Godzilla if anybody wants to gif it)

Really you can probably use that to sum up all of Bob's reviews.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Never forget that review chippa did with Bob which is just Bob going "monkey!" For like a minute straight. (Kong vs Godzilla if anybody wants to gif it)

Really you can probably use that to sum up all of Bob's reviews.

This sounds like something that even Josef Mengele would draw the line on about the threshold for human pain.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

They don't have the willpower to overcome a true challenge. Didn't Kino der Robert spend weeks trying to beat Super Mario Brothers 3?

Yeah, I think he did.

But you’re absolutely right, they don’t have the guts to overcome a challenge. It reminds me of a quote from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air,

“Because every time you're faced with a challenge, you run for cover.”- Phillip Banks.

You can’t run away from every conflict. That’s how you end up like Bob.

 

[Tronathon242]

I know that back in the day Linkara he was kind of the token conservative/Republican of Channel Awesome, and whether or not those are still his political beliefs I highly doubt he'd take kindly to Bob's daily calls for Jihad against "obsolete GQP mayo-ghouls that don't qualify as people."

Linkara, the "Conservative" that he supposedly is, is now a cheerleader for Ilhan Omar and The Squad/Gang of Four. He's practically on the same side of the spectrum as the Lincoln Project, so he may be more amenable to agreeing with calls to exterminate the MAGA/Populist Right-Wing types.

Both were made in 2018.

Prequel

Sequel

Bob wishes his shitty ideas were this well received.

The thing is that his ideas are terrible in concept and would be more so in execution. Something like Manos could have been done better in different hands. With a similar so bad it's good classic like Plan 9 From Outer Space, the premise about aliens resurrecting the dead to sow chaos is actually really good. The thing was that Ed Wood wasn't an accomplished director with deep pockets, so the hilarity and ineptitude on screen is the result of that.

Bob's ideas would be the worst kind of film: bad premise, worse execution. They wouldn't be worth watching even if you found them in a bargain bin. Think about it: Paradise Lost with the goddamn Care Bears would be an utter chore to sit through. Bob couldn't even make a decent script from that. He'd be lucky if it didn't turn out worse than Christopher Moltisanti's "loyle capo" screenplay.

 

[make_it_so]

Linkara, the "Conservative" that he supposedly is, is now a cheerleader for Ilhan Omar and The Squad/Gang of Four. He's practically on the same side of the spectrum as the Lincoln Project, so he may be more amenable to agreeing with calls to exterminate the MAGA/Populist Right-Wing types.

Wow - I don't keep up with Linkara these days, but talk about going full retard.

 

[BubbleButt]

Once again, it's time to play the Internet's most infamous guessing game, Moviebob or Nazi? (or, as I would title it, Dictator or Dipshit?, with Moviebob obviously playing the role of Dipshit)
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(Bonus points if you call this post a clear flouting of Twitter's Terms of Service, specifically an open call for the MAGA crowd to perform acts of self-harm and/or suicide with the phrase "is it causing [group] to remove themselves [...] or be removed?")

"Is it causing niggers to remove themselves or be removed? Then it's good and we need more of it." - Bob Chipman

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

But does anyone know what Linkara thinks of Bob? It won't go well if Linkara finds Bob's opinions as problematic as Lindsay did, even if Bob isn't trying to get in Linkara's pants.

I know they used to talk on Twitter a bit. Don't know if they have anytime lately.