Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I love how Bob's knowledge of CRT, it literally just, the R is race, and if you don't teach CRT, you just aren't teaching about racial issues.

I've been out of school for years, and I was mostly in public school, but even in Catholic school, we talked plenty about civil rights, American treatment of the Indians, hell we even talked about the Japanese internment during WWII.

CRT is a specific way of teaching it, that could charitably be described as fucking retarded. Also, I always love the white people who tend to push this always seem to be the ones who know next to no black people. Its just curious.
 
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Bobby take a breather in his busy life to tell us Spiderman is good.
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It would take him, at most, half an hour to drive to the theater
He would've spent 3 hours at the cinema
Another half hour to drive back to Mom's house
It was almost exactly 4 hours in between him saying that he was gonna watch the movie and when he went back to dunking on people
He dicks around twitter for at least an hour
I assume he sleeps for about 6 hours though his vocal complaints about mobile discord leads me to believe that he just played on that for an indeterminate amount of time
He then tweets, not including likes and retweets, 19 times in the next seven-teen hours.

He didn't just find a moment to let us know what he thought of the movie. He either forgot what happened in the movie and had to see it again, there's enough of a gap between tweets that he could've, or he had to wait to hear what other people were saying so he didn't have another BvS moment. Either is as likely in my mind, more so than "Bruh I've been so busy driving, watching A movie, working, and totally not on tranny discord that I finally found a minute to tell you what I think of a movie I saw almost two days ago!"
 
Bobby take a breather in his busy life to tell us Spiderman is good.
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And Roberto seethes over Sony so much. They are his modern day Sega. Studio which dares doing its own thing when his religious consoomer belief in "The one corporate" demands total control of the Feigie above all over everything.

The franchise is not weird at all. The "strange collaboration" created three successful movies, both critically and with the general audience. Spider-Man and Peter Parker are very much popular. And contrary to what Roberto imagine his straw-men mayo ghouls to react, I have not seen even one reaction mad at the movie. People love it. The weird perception of this movie and franchise does not come from the audience, it comes from Roberto himself. He wants to hate this movie so much. He wants people to hate it so he can dunk on Sony. But he cant. Notice that after the lip service of "its pretty darn good", all he can spout about the movie are negative comments? He hates it. And he knows that because his crowd is MCU shills at this point, he cant say anything really negative about it without having his own followers doubt and argue with him. THAT is the weird position YOU put yourself in, senior Robert.

The fans? they now want more of the Sony takes on Spidey. They want more Tobey. They want more Andrew which Roberto despises. He latches to the one thing that goes against Sony influence in Marvel movies (was mentioned by @The Valeyard ) and claim this is a big victory that will make people mad so he can claim victory in this movie instead of counting its success as huge L. Its not hard, Roberto critics like a baby. If he would have loved the movie he wouldnt be able to stop talking and referencing how good it is. Just look at his eternal spiel about Eternals.

The only thing Roberto seems to like from Sony is the stupid kiddy cartoon with the copycats. There are multitude reasons for that: the virtue signaling for Miles, his unhealthy fetish for Spider-Gwen, the push for Sony to have success with copycats so Marvel can have "the real Spider-Man". But I would like to think that the real reason he likes it so much, is because, lets face it: A pig dressed in Spider-Man cosplay is not all that different from morbidly obese movie critic in a Mario cosplay.

I love this so much because Roberto cant win and he keeps losing ground. Sony will never give up Spider-Man, it makes them so much money in movies. It makes even more money in games. Its a huge selling point for their console. Of course theuy will double and triple down on everything Spider-Man and this movie and Venom just proved them they can do it. We will have many entertaining years of Roberto seething mad until his expected heart attack and the final bliss.
 
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And Roberto seethes over Sony so much. They are his modern day Sega. Studio which dares doing its own thing when his religious consoomer belief in "The one corporate" demands total control of the Feigie above all over everything.

The franchise is not weird at all. The "strange collaboration" created three successful movies, both critically and with the general audience. Spider-Man and Peter Parker are very much popular. And contrary to what Roberto imagine his straw-men mayo ghouls to react, I have not seen even one reaction mad at the movie. People love it. The weird perception of this movie and franchise does not come from the audience, it comes from Roberto himself. He wants to hate this movie so much. He wants people to hate it so he can dunk on Sony. But he cant. Notice that after the lip service of "its pretty darn good", all he can spout about the movie are negative comments? He hates it. And he knows that because his crowd is MCU shills at this point, he cant say anything really negative about it without having his own followers doubt and argue with him. THAT is the weird position YOU put yourself in, senior Robert.

The fans? they now want more of the Sony takes on Spidey. They want more Tobey. They want more Andrew which Roberto despises. He latches to the one thing that goes against Sony influence in Marvel movies (was mentioned by @The Valeyard ) and claim this is a big victory that will make people mad so he can claim victory in this movie instead of counting its success as huge L. Its not hard, Roberto critics like a baby. If he would have loved the movie he wouldnt be able to stop talking and referencing how good it is. Just look at his eternal spiel about Eternals.

The only thing Roberto seems to like from Sony is the stupid kiddy cartoon with the copycats. There are multitude reasons for that: the virtue signaling for Miles, his unhealthy fetish for Spider-Gwen, the push for Sony to have success with copycats so Marvel can have "the real Spider-Man". But I would like to think that the real reason he likes it so much, is because, lets face it: A pig dressed in Spider-Man cosplay is not all that different from morbidly obese movie critic in a Mario cosplay.

I love this so much because Roberto cant win and he keeps losing ground. Sony will never give up Spider-Man, it makes them so much money in movies. It makes even more money in games. Its a huge selling point for their console. Of course theuy will double and triple down on everything Spider-Man and this movie and Venom just proved them they can do it. We will have many entertaining years of Roberto seething mad until his expected heart attack and the final bliss.
Bob tends to view everything in a very cartoony way where he thinks everyone will rage like him on certain things where he the intellectual super-genius who deserves a robot body can gloat at. At most the things Bob will have people be mad about will really just be mild disappointment or shrugs then the same vitriolic rage Bob puts out daily.

I do hope Sony is successful in their endeavors and is good at it, and the Sonic movies also make more bank just so Bob can melt down in real time that the world isn't catering to what he wants.
 
It would take him, at most, half an hour to drive to the theater
He would've spent 3 hours at the cinema
Another half hour to drive back to Mom's house
It was almost exactly 4 hours in between him saying that he was gonna watch the movie and when he went back to dunking on people
He dicks around twitter for at least an hour
I assume he sleeps for about 6 hours though his vocal complaints about mobile discord leads me to believe that he just played on that for an indeterminate amount of time
He then tweets, not including likes and retweets, 19 times in the next seven-teen hours.

He didn't just find a moment to let us know what he thought of the movie. He either forgot what happened in the movie and had to see it again, there's enough of a gap between tweets that he could've, or he had to wait to hear what other people were saying so he didn't have another BvS moment. Either is as likely in my mind, more so than "Bruh I've been so busy driving, watching A movie, working, and totally not on tranny discord that I finally found a minute to tell you what I think of a movie I saw almost two days ago!"
I always assumed he tweets in the theatre without really watching the movie because it would explain a lot of his takes. But since this is Marvel he must actually pay attention.
 
The Right kill people for fun! Vote Dem to not die!
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With their hope of debt forgiveness dashed, some Biden Believers start to get disillusioned.
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The Merrie Men of Chipwood discuss the definition of natural selection:
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Bobby anticipates bare-knuckle bumfights in MCU:
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Bobby tweets so little I'm worried.
 
The Right kill people for fun! Vote Dem to not die!
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Bob is projecting with the whole "THEY KILL PEOPLE FOR FUN!" when he practically jacks off to the idea of people to the right of him being deemed obsolete and red states being nuked en masse regardless of what other types of people live there.
 
No doubt Bob will ignore this sentiment:
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This ignorant and probably Trumpist fool doesn't understand: the Console Wars were his Vietnam! Everyday at high school, he could've been ambushed by Genesis Bros without warning, taunting him how Genesis does what Nintendon't, and calling him a fat retard for liking Mario. That kind of trauma can't just be patched up with a band-aid, goddamnit! You can't just turn it off!
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To give you an idea just how little storage Moveibob's memory bank contains, he said this within the past couple days: "...I'm in favor of doing A LOT of unpleasant shit to anti-vaxxers [...] for fun..." (2021.12.14). So, yeah, if there's anyone here who wants to kill people without blinking for fun, it's Bob.



With their hope of debt forgiveness dashed, some Biden Believers start to get disillusioned.
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Last I read, current and previous college students have roughly $1.6 trillion in outstanding student debt (disclaimer: I happen to be one such debtor). So, to the 81,000,000 of U.S. occupants who gave their ballots to Fuckwit in Chief Biden and/or Vice Prostitute Kamala in 2020, I have a proposition to help alleviate this student debt crisis: Each and every one of you should be federally required to pay $20,000 out of your own pockets immediately; those who voted for Trump, Howie Hawkins, Jo Jorgenson, or any other non-Democrat in 2020 may contribute voluntarily.



The Merrie Men of Chipwood discuss the definition of natural selection:
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Social Darwinism--hell, any form of Darwinism, for that matter--could be translated as "don't devolve into a Moviebob" (which almost rhymes...).
 
This ignorant and probably Trumpist fool doesn't understand: the Console Wars were his Vietnam! Everyday at high school, he could've been ambushed by Genesis Bros without warning, taunting him how Genesis does what Nintendon't, and calling him a fat retard for liking Mario. That kind of trauma can't just be patched up with a band-aid, goddamnit! You can't just turn it off!
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The EnemyStand Playwright Company Presents this dramatic section of our written stage adaptation of Brick by Brick. We call it: Bob's Vietnam.

(Curtain opens on a schoolyard. Stage left we see YOUNG BOB, alone on a bench near the fence. He reads an old Nintendo Power magazine, cuddles a Mario plushie, and eats crayons from a Crayola 64-count box. Stage right, we see a small group of boys: SEAMUS, GIORNO, and TIM standing in a circle, sniggering to each other and occasionally glancing at BOB.)

TIM: Come on, Seamus, you lost the bet.
SEAMUS: (Nervously) Come on, lads. Be reasonable. I always lose.
GIORNO: Because-a it's-a funnier when you-a do it-a.
SEAMUS: Bloody, hell, but this is the last time. (Shouting) Hey, Bob!

(BOB looks up, cuddling his Mario plushie closer. He's nervous.)

BOB: What?
SEAMUS: Genesis does what Nintendon't!

(BOB immediately charges SEAMUS screaming at the top of his lungs, the boys laugh and run away from him easily, still shouting taunts of "Genesis does what Nintendon't!" and "Gotta go fast!" and "Make America great again!" BOB soon collapses STAGE CENTER, crying, sucking his thumb, and snuggling his Mario plushie as MOVIEBOB'S voice narrates from backstage)

OLD BOB: It was then that I knew, those Genesis chuds had stolen my place. Whereas before, I had earned my place at the top of the heap from my parents buying me the only Nintendo and Nintendo Power subscription in the neighborhood, now with the arrival of the Great Satan that was Genesis my childhood had ended forever. I was a man that day. (YOUNG BOB sobs a little louder) Forever was my world changed. From that day forward I swore to do nothing until my superior future had been achieved and I could genocide all those Genesis loving mayoghouls. I knew Mario would show me the way, as Mario was my savior when I decided to end it all. Obviously Mario wanted me to kill. I love you Mario. If I murder enough nazi chuds, he would invite me to the Mushroom Kingdom by way of Brooklyn. But that was hard, so obviously getting other people to do it counts too, right?
 
Bob tends to view everything in a very cartoony way where he thinks everyone will rage like him on certain things where he the intellectual super-genius who deserves a robot body can gloat at. At most the things Bob will have people be mad about will really just be mild disappointment or shrugs then the same vitriolic rage Bob puts out daily.
When I decided that I didn't care for the direction disney wars was going (roughly about the time they said they were scrapping the whole of the extended universe), I just stopped consuming new stars wars media. No massive missives on the politics of it, of how i had to be against nu wars in order to own the libs, I just stopped consuming. Just like I haven't seen an mcu film other than iron man, thor, ant man and captain america. Hell, I havent even seen deadpool 2.

But for Robert, part of his consoooming is not just how enthusisaticly he devours the things he likes, but also how loudly and publicly he turns his nose up at what he doesn't like.
 
The franchise is not weird at all. The "strange collaboration" created three successful movies, both critically and with the general audience. Spider-Man and Peter Parker are very much popular. And contrary to what Roberto imagine his straw-men mayo ghouls to react, I have not seen even one reaction mad at the movie. People love it. The weird perception of this movie and franchise does not come from the audience, it comes from Roberto himself. He wants to hate this movie so much. He wants people to hate it so he can dunk on Sony. But he cant. Notice that after the lip service of "its pretty darn good", all he can spout about the movie are negative comments? He hates it. And he knows that because his crowd is MCU shills at this point, he cant say anything really negative about it without having his own followers doubt and argue with him. THAT is the weird position YOU put yourself in, senior Robert.
Bob has always had a weird relationship with these MCU Spider-Man films. I think it has been said that he really loved the Sam Raimi films and can't bring himself to tear down those even if it means not getting on board with the MCU adaptions. His mind is so hyper-polarized that he can't honestly say both are good, one has to be righteous while the other is the evil one that he hates. He can't shit on the MCU though because he has built it up as being the height of entertainment. So he has to selectively say he likes it while really shitting all over it.

I saw the new film tonight and I kind of agree that it isn't that good. I would say that it was a nice little sendoff to the first two adaptions, but everything went so overboard with all the typical MCU traits. Overabundance of snarky comments and too much humor. Even in scenes where it didn't belong. Fan service that doesn't belong like William Dafoe acknowledging that stupid meme or the Netflix Daredevil making an appearance just to magically get rid of all the charges against Spider-Man that were built up in the trailer.

Plus the ending was a little bit dumb and didn't make sense. The mid-credits scene that @The Valeyard mentioned doesn't even make sense in the context of what happened in the movie. The film felt nothing more than fan service to make Marvel fans clap without really delivering anything substantial.
 
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(Archive of The Atlantic article, a Jeremiah written by an expert in Film and Media Studies)

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A bunch of retweets on Bobby's pet issues:
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Indeed, only one party encourages the murder of unborn babies.

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"We won":
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Spiderman is another treatise from the Giant of Philosophy, Disney.
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"...And everybody being so mad just makes it so much funnier. Ha-- Ha--HaHaHaHaHa!". Even in his fun times Bobby has to spite others.

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MCU:
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Star Trek: Lower Deck. I heard it is an ultra-woke spin-off.
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Star Trek: Lower Deck. I heard it is an ultra-woke spin-off.
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"Haha I totally clapped at the nerd product guys! See I'm nerdy and love science" Gurgles the special needs person, deformed face slouching and pooling as the temptation to cram more crayons down his throat grows. He rocks to a tune only he can hear, and subtly tears his glance from the azure curtains, confident they mean that the Gate to B'ngb'ngwahuu comes closer by the minute.

He rocks back and forth. confident that the people who obviously don't care if he dies knows he is in fact intelligent and worthy of life, as he begins to flap his arms.
 
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(Archive of The Atlantic article, a Jeremiah written by an expert in Film and Media Studies)
No matter how bad any person is, few will ever be worse of a person than Moviebob.



It's nice to see that there are some Democrats in office who are actually sane. Joe Manchin, Kyrsten Sinema, and Tulsi Gabbard are but three of them. (Props to Georgia's Vernon Jones for withdrawing from the Dems' dark side earlier this year.)



A bunch of retweets on Bobby's pet issues:
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Indeed, only one party encourages the murder of unborn babies.
And those, boys and girls, are your obligatory EugenicsBob posts for the day!



As if Moviebob knows anything about class.
 
This ignorant and probably Trumpist fool doesn't understand: the Console Wars were his Vietnam! Everyday at high school, he could've been ambushed by Genesis Bros without warning, taunting him how Genesis does what Nintendon't, and calling him a fat retard for liking Mario. That kind of trauma can't just be patched up with a band-aid, goddamnit! You can't just turn it off!

Boston... Shit... I'm still only in Boston.. Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in front of Cookie Canyon. When I was home after my first SNES purchase it was worse. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to my mother until I said yes to another mountain dew glazed chicken. When I was here I wanted to be there. When I was there, all I could think of was getting back into Super Mario World. I'm here a week now, waiting for another level, getting softer. Every minute I stay in the basement I get weaker. And every minute Sonic squats in Green Hill Zone he gets stronger. Each time I look around that fucking sun gets closer...
 
Star Trek: Lower Deck. I heard it is an ultra-woke spin-off.
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The thing about Star Trek (and many other older sci fi franchises, Star Wars is another example), is that the inane sperging of "internet reviewers" on anything that does not advance their own agendas or brings them more clicks is never talked about. So everything becomes this huge fight in an ongoing ultra autistic "culture war". Its the reason I laugh at anyone sending me to hear "youtube reviews" on anything really. I dont find things like "The Quartering" any more precise, endearing or accurate than Roberto. Its the same shit all over the place. The people who hated Lower Decks for being this ultra woke horribly written show decided before watching that this is what its gonna be, exactly the same way Roberto already decided Sonic sequel and Morbius are horrible. So much clutter and noise, they are all the equivalent of the electric static image of TVs with no reception of old. Just in Youtube. All of them. From all sides of "the culture war".

As for Lower Decks? Its a cute comedy toon series in Star Trek universe. Thats it. The definition of 6 or 7 out of 10. Its not as pretentious as Rick and Morty, definetely not as smart as Futurama and not as "woke" as Star Trek Discovery (or that horrible tribble origin short which to this day makes me want to vomit). I dont think its worth talking about much. Make of it as you will. For Roberto its another opportunity to show how those on "the other side" are so wrong, but I cant be impressed when it comes from a guy which does the exact same thing for Capeshit movies just because they are produced by "the heathen company".




Also, Roberto rated Eternals higher than Spider-Man. LOL
 
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