Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

For once, Black Science Man makes a friendly dad joke instead of being a smug asshole, so of course Bob goes into 'tard rage mode.

Wrong.
He's in tard rage mode because Black Science Man implied that eating veggies is good for you. Bob is afraid that "The Science" might suggest eating healthy is a path to longer life instead of waiting for robot bodies or some Sci-Fi shit.

 

[TigerGoblin]

The more I think about this tweet, the more it is maddening to my eyes.
Right now we have running only in the theateres the first real global box office hit since the plague started. Unstoppable force which made bank. People are crowding more than ever in small crowded spaces to see it. This movie serves to all as irrefutable proof that for huge blockbusters, releasing only in cinema is the way to go. Does Roberto mention anything about this? No. It will be criticizing the MCU.
Who does the hypocrtical underthinker blame in the financial decisions of studios which, he conjectures may cause the deaths of many?

1. A studio which will sometimes in the future (not now) release films only in cinema and may now suffer financially because they bothered (in Bob's opinion) saving lives. This has nothing to do with said studio being in direct competition with the MCU and so is a heathen studio that should be stoned by Khamala Khan fans.

2. Scarlet Johanson which could not change the decision MCU made with her movie (so did not cause the loss of any lives). This has nothing to do with said actress suing the holiest of holy institution of Disney and therefore should be burned at the stake. A witch I tell you. WITCH!

Let it be known to all: Saying anything against Disney or standing in its way in any form is causing people to DIE FROM COVID!!!

This is a good example of why I can never take any of his opinions seriously. Other people worried for the dangers of the plague, I can get and even agree with on some of their views. But to Roberto, Covid is not the real risk he warns against, the loss of lives does not bother him. It is just another hammer to hit with his heathen enemies. If the enemies are chuds, bros, mayoghouls, right wingers, gamers or people dare going against the MCU or Disney its all the same to him. Theyt are all to blame in Covid deaths. And this is one of the most cynical exploitation of real deaths I have evere seen.

* Also, my take is that even if all studios would release only to theatres for years before sending new movies to streaming, there is not a single death on their hands. I dont treat moviegoers as brainless Consooomers. And if anyone risks his life in any way to watch a movie now instead of two years from now, his death is entirely his responsibility.

Question for the experts in this thread, is there any other evidence of Chris taking hard drugs before using Twitter?

I really want that few moments before his death, when Roberto is contemplating and regretting his life choices, someone, maybe the treating doctor getting ready to cut life support will whisper to his ear:
"That is natural selection for you, Bob"

 

[Sex Cannon Lupa]

What does "Like Kurosawa, I make mad" mean? Is he misquoting Bare Naked Ladies?

 

[UserAccess]

Queer/Trans storytelling suffers not because the mainstream hates it. (They're falling over themselves to give Oscars to films with gay people in them, after all.) Queer/Trans storytelling suffers because of all of the pandering, shitty writing, and toxic fandom that surrounds the Queer media community. Even when creators try giving trans people what they want, they'll be accused of doing it wrong or of harming members of the Trans Community via bad representation. When you find yourself getting constantly burned because you try and fail to please unplease-able people, you're going to eventually stop trying. Only media that's fully infested with the LGBT-friendly will take chances with this kind of storytelling, which limits LGBT creators mainly to cartoons. There's also a lot of child-grooming in the Troon community so there's a lot of focus aimed at making cartoons aimed at kids. Ahem.

Yes this, but being queer or trans or anything else isn't as interesting as people seem to think. Perhaps it's the perpetual burdens and danger these people fantasize themselves in that makes them think that representation alone is some kind of victory.

It's unreal how storytelling in certain segments has changed. Characters can be queer or trans all day, just be interesting. Your identity in and of itself is the farthest thing from interesting.

I've had some trans friends. We didn't talk about being trans, we talked about the odds of the Packers making the playoffs this year. Why? Because they changed their sex, they didn't climb to the top of fucking Everest. A personal journey of discovering gender identity is as interesting as the soul searching conversation I had with myself about which college to go to. Nobody gives a fuck. That story's as personally meaningful as somebody's gender, but you wouldn't make a movie about it. You'd get fired for suggesting it.

 

[Koby_Fish]

What does "Like Kurosawa, I make mad" mean? Is he misquoting Bare Naked Ladies?

yeah, he admitted he took it from Barenaked Ladies. "Like Kurosawa, I make mad films, 'kay, I don't make films but if I did they'd have a Samurai" I believe is the full line context? So I guess the "joke" is if Bob made movies there'd be a Samurai in it.

But I bet Bob has no fucking idea what "Chalet Swiss" is (Swiss Chalet, a Canadian restaurant chain whose specialty is roasted chicken and also ribs and is mentioned in the same song).

 

[King Dead]

yeah, he admitted he took it from Barenaked Ladies. "Like Kurosawa, I make mad films, 'kay, I don't make films but if I did they'd have a Samurai" I believe is the full line context? So I guess the "joke" is if Bob made movies there'd be a Samurai in it.

But I bet Bob has no fucking idea what "Chalet Swiss" is (Swiss Chalet, a Canadian restaurant chain whose specialty is roasted chicken and also ribs and is mentioned in the same song).

It's dumber still. I forget how far back this happened, it was a few months so I guess it could be anywhere in the last thousand pages, but one of Bobby's Angels posted some "critique" on Twitter about how film bros are the worst and they put Kurosawa on a pedestal or something. I don't remember the specifics, but it was dumb and they got roasted for it.

Anyway, Bob has to go defend the honor of the fair "maiden," so he jumps to their rescue, says a bunch more dumb shit, and gets rightfully made fun of. The smoothbrain then believes that they're all a bunch of haters who can't see his brilliance, so he misquotes the Barenaked Ladies song, implying that he's not mad, duh hayturz are!

So in short, he's an insecure little bitch as always. It's both sad and hilarious that months after this whole fiasco, when only autists like us who catalog his failures would even know what that name is in reference to, he still hasn't changed his name back, so literally nobody who's coming across his feed these days will understand what the fuck his name means. Really growing that brand there, Bobbo.

 

[Vodyanik]

Anyway, Merry Christmas and may Bobby passes out drunk, and does not wake up until Superior Future is due.

A little late on this but you know what, good on him for being a nice uncle. These glimpses at Bob's humanity really show the underlying tragedy when you contrast them with the vile shit he spews on a daily basis.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

What does "Like Kurosawa, I make mad" mean? Is he misquoting Bare Naked Ladies?

Mountain dew chicken, the white trash chicken
Have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'

 

[Koby_Fish]

It's dumber still. I forget how far back this happened, it was a few months so I guess it could be anywhere in the last thousand pages, but one of Bobby's Angels posted some "critique" on Twitter about how film bros are the worst and they put Kurosawa on a pedestal or something. I don't remember the specifics, but it was dumb and they got roasted for it.

Anyway, Bob has to go defend the honor of the fair "maiden," so he jumps to their rescue, says a bunch more dumb shit, and gets rightfully made fun of. The smoothbrain then believes that they're all a bunch of haters who can't see his brilliance, so he misquotes the Barenaked Ladies song, implying that he's not mad, duh hayturz are!

So in short, he's an insecure little bitch as always. It's both sad and hilarious that months after this whole fiasco, when only autists like us who catalog his failures would even know what that name is in reference to, he still hasn't changed his name back, so literally nobody who's coming across his feed these days will understand what the fuck his name means. Really growing that brand there, Bobbo.

Probably he leaves it as-is because he thinks it's such a clever thing to put as his name. Except, it's the most smoothbrained thing ever because only 90s kids who listened to Barenaked Ladies and remembered the lyrics to the song would get it. The average Zoomer probably has no fucking idea who the Barenaked Ladies even are.

 

[Positron]

What does "Like Kurosawa, I make mad" mean? Is he misquoting Bare Naked Ladies?

Short version of the story: Bobby wanted to show his solidarity with a troon called Sean MacLaggan
Long version: see here. It was extremely dumb because Bobby thought he was owning teh haterz when he owned himself.

 

[The Ugly One]

We all know that Bob is the level of sociopath that would have no problem with literally welding people inside their homes like the CCP did to prevent the spread of COVID. Hell, we know he would be in favor of welding people inside their homes if they didn't have COVID but didn't vote for the right candidate or consoomed the correct product.

Am I the only person who remembers that the liberal response to COVID-19 was to say, "Stigmatizing Asians is the REAL danger" until it had already spread throughout the USA, and *then* their response was to put the sick in nursing homes where they caused a horrific death toll? Or is he saying that libs wouldn't have done any of that if Hilldawg had won, and they only acted like sociopathic morons because they were so mad about Trump being in office?

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

r/MauLer - Times I remember Moviebob acting like simps/incels/pickup artist would years later.

11 votes and 2 comments so far on Reddit

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Spoiler

https://youtu.be/YnkoLGiF1K8?t=41

"Bayonetta is a Project [fucking her is like preparing for a mountain climb and goes into obnoxious detail about this joke]" (boomer points for comparing her to Lucy from Charlie Brown)



https://youtu.be/DhHu8D2oPic?t=68

"If [Shanoa] were a real women, I'd wear a leash and sleep at the foot of her bed."



https://youtu.be/DhopxZqQrmo?t=165

[Said episode clip EFAP covered where he says reading female children's books got him mad pussy]



[was gonna post a clip of Episode 6 of his series where he says basically Laura Croft is a busty goddess with an ass he'd love to plow and DSLs that can get a golfball through a hose - complete with photoshop of ball in her sloppily moved down mouth - but said episode is about hoe sexualizing female characters in games is OK because they're not real and anyone with a brain knows they're not role models...

So once Sarkeesian happened, he removed it and gaslights that it ever existed, as his episode numbers go from 5 to 7.]

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

What does "Like Kurosawa, I make mad" mean? Is he misquoting Bare Naked Ladies?

yeah, he admitted he took it from Barenaked Ladies. "Like Kurosawa, I make mad films, 'kay, I don't make films but if I did they'd have a Samurai" I believe is the full line context? So I guess the "joke" is if Bob made movies there'd be a Samurai in it.

But I bet Bob has no fucking idea what "Chalet Swiss" is (Swiss Chalet, a Canadian restaurant chain whose specialty is roasted chicken and also ribs and is mentioned in the same song).

It's dumber still. I forget how far back this happened, it was a few months so I guess it could be anywhere in the last thousand pages, but one of Bobby's Angels posted some "critique" on Twitter about how film bros are the worst and they put Kurosawa on a pedestal or something. I don't remember the specifics, but it was dumb and they got roasted for it.

Anyway, Bob has to go defend the honor of the fair "maiden," so he jumps to their rescue, says a bunch more dumb shit, and gets rightfully made fun of. The smoothbrain then believes that they're all a bunch of haters who can't see his brilliance, so he misquotes the Barenaked Ladies song, implying that he's not mad, duh hayturz are!

So in short, he's an insecure little bitch as always. It's both sad and hilarious that months after this whole fiasco, when only autists like us who catalog his failures would even know what that name is in reference to, he still hasn't changed his name back, so literally nobody who's coming across his feed these days will understand what the fuck his name means. Really growing that brand there, Bobbo.

A chinless troon said that Kurosawa was the opened the door for people like Zak Snyder to make movies which in turn made the Snyder Bros. Someone took that and juxtaposed that tweet to when Sean, the chinless troon, said that Disney's Marvel's The Avengers: Endgame was the best movie ever. Sean got mad because meanie trolls found his tweets from two years ago. Bob came to his snipped dick lady's honor, got dunked on too, and in retaliation and proof that he wasn't owned he changed his handle. That's was over six months ago and the joke gets funnier every day.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Mountain dew chicken, the white trash chicken
Have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'

Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon, 'cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes, That make me think the wrong thing.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Is humanity redeemable? Peter Coffin says yes.


So Bobby blocked Fox G. Green at last?

Us? US!?! W E? He is speaking french now? There's no fucking we in this, you diluted fat fucker. Only you hate humanity enough to call it irredeemable. And only you wish to genocide because they don't think like you, and would love for something akin to the Third Reich to occur so you can stroke that hard-on for vengeance. I find it very hilarious how he cannot wrap on his head how things MIGHT be more grey than he anticipates. But that would imply Bob is capable of walking out of that 'Black and white' worldview of his. And giving a shit past

The more I think about this tweet, the more it is maddening to my eyes.
Right now we have running only in the theateres the first real global box office hit since the plague started. Unstoppable force which made bank. People are crowding more than ever in small crowded spaces to see it. This movie serves to all as irrefutable proof that for huge blockbusters, releasing only in cinema is the way to go. Does Roberto mention anything about this? No. It will be criticizing the MCU.
Who does the hypocrtical underthinker blame in the financial decisions of studios which, he conjectures may cause the deaths of many?

1. A studio which will sometimes in the future (not now) release films only in cinema and may now suffer financially because they bothered (in Bob's opinion) saving lives. This has nothing to do with said studio being in direct competition with the MCU and so is a heathen studio that should be stoned by Khamala Khan fans.

2. Scarlet Johanson which could not change the decision MCU made with her movie (so did not cause the loss of any lives). This has nothing to do with said actress suing the holiest of holy institution of Disney and therefore should be burned at the stake. A witch I tell you. WITCH!

Let it be known to all: Saying anything against Disney or standing in its way in any form is causing people to DIE FROM COVID!!!

This is a good example of why I can never take any of his opinions seriously. Other people worried for the dangers of the plague, I can get and even agree with on some of their views. But to Roberto, Covid is not the real risk he warns against, the loss of lives does not bother him. It is just another hammer to hit with his heathen enemies. If the enemies are chuds, bros, mayoghouls, right wingers, gamers or people dare going against the MCU or Disney its all the same to him. Theyt are all to blame in Covid deaths. And this is one of the most cynical exploitation of real deaths I have evere seen.

* Also, my take is that even if all studios would release only to theatres for years before sending new movies to streaming, there is not a single death on their hands. I dont treat moviegoers as brainless Consooomers. And if anyone risks his life in any way to watch a movie now instead of two years from now, his death is entirely his responsibility.

Whenever I see the only positive aspect from the thread, I always think of this. This motherfucker's sociopathy is so on display that even if he were to love his family. What fucking guarantee is there that he will not turn against them when their interest no longer align? I know I'm asking too much since the Chipmans are exceptional, but even there has to be a line that one of them will cross, and he'll go into full-blown tard rage. The fact he cannot see beyond others that what it affects the fucking bottom line for the mouse, and how it affects his enemies.

It's hard to A-log him since shit like this makes it more comforting how his ideas will never have power, nor will they be listened to outside of his bubble. He'll live and die being Moviebob. No amount of 'superyah futah' will change this fate that he stupidly choose.

 

[mandatorylurk]

I'm under no illusion Blob will throw his niece into the pile of deplorables if she doesn't follow the preset feminist push by her parents and uncle. If she gravitates to the more girly cartoons and characters and away from the butch Captain Marvel lesbians watch the man resent and talk shit about her in his tweets.

 

[Lensherr]

The Snyder thing is fascinating because once upon a time Blobby use to Suck Snyder's dick like deep throating that thing calling Snyder one of the great film makers of his generation. Then he does a 180 and Snyder is now the worst things to happen to the comic book film medium and a hack.

I really think it all has to do with him not liking his DC adaptations. You see, Bob is what you’d call a Silver Age purist: he believes that that period of comics is the pinnacle of the medium and that all adaptations should strive to recreate it tonally. Hence, his massive hard-on for the MCU. Zack Snyder’s DC movies, on the other hand, are more influenced by the Modern Age of comics (also known as the Dark Age or Iron Age), which Bob sees as heretical. So we see him lash out at those movies for failing to live up to his autistic standards.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I'm under no illusion Blob will throw his niece into the pile of deplorables if she doesn't follow the preset feminist push by her parents and uncle. If she gravitates to the more girly cartoons and characters and away from the butch Captain Marvel lesbians watch the man resent and talk shit about her in his tweets.

I'm thinking more that Bob may at first excuse such things based on "she's disabled, she can't help it" because damn that would be super close to home there, and depending on how old the kid is at the time. He might excuse the younger years and maybe right into adulthood if that path is followed, but I think in the end if his exceptional niece ends up being ironically less exceptional than him about politics, the mask would slowly slip.

However, it is status quo right now, that exceptional children raised in leftist households almost always turn out leftist because they need gubmint money to survive once they hit adulthood (if Chris was exceptional and didn't have a savings plan/trust to leave to his daughter when she becomes an adult so she won't be in abject poverty into her older ages). Very rarely is there a rebellion against parental political values in that situation. So unless the niece is smart enough to figure out that far leftism is a joke and doesn't work, Bob will be happy to be Good Ol' Doting Uncle Bob for the forseeable holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I don't think Bob's a sociopath, and I think his love for his family is genuine. I think the hateful, bigoted, genocidal twat on Twitter is actually a performative coping mechanism for how weak and useless he feels. He sticks to it even when confronted because he desperately doesn't want to lose it. He might actually be that angry, but he doesn't actually want to genocide da obsoletes, he's such a massive pussy he'd break down sobbing if that ever actually happened.

He's just a little bitch, and he's using the "get them before they get me" coping strategy.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

He's just a little bitch

No matter what other opinions we hold, those are five words I think we can all agree on.