Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

Lesser Brother flies a drone.

You can see his mantits at this resolution.

Speaking of toys:

Doesn't look like something that a poor family would readily give their boys.


It is supremely autistic to answer "howdy?" with a political info dump -- and this is the only reply that Lesser Brother responds to.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

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They're retconning history, showing as it SHOULD have been, not as it was, because Diversity (tm) is the greatest, most absolute good in the universe, it has to be injected into everything like antibiotics into everything Bob Chipman eats.

I can imagine what UBI would unleash in a single word: (HMS) Titanic. America's already spending too much money on unnecessary pork, hence a nearly $30 trillion national debt. Something like UBI would render that debt unsurvivable!

People like Bob don't care about the National Debt because they figure the USA can muscle its way into any country and say "Fuck you, we're not paying what we owe you" or declare any debt held by Americans to be null and void. We can print as much money as we need, and if inflation hits, we can just print more. The Financial system is just an abstraction whose only purpose is to prop up American politicians' pet projects and keep banks rich and powerful. To be fair, most normies got this impression by watching financial institutions skate after causing the 2008 Financial Crisis, and by watching the FedGov hand out money to non-essential workers like Halloween candy during the COVID crisis.

You notice how none of these goofball liberals can keep a story straight on The Government(tm).

"The government is systemically racist and also so incompetent that they can't finish an interstate in a rational amount of time but y'know we need them in business and healthcare and other big facets of life for security."

The Government is the only group of thugs big enough to act like a Gibs Mafia - taking money from the productive and distributing it to the blue areas via government jobs/welfare and to the red areas via Defense Spending. You may hate the warlord who oppresses you, but you'll still cheer him on when he rolls into your neighborhood with free shit to distribute.

 

[Keavy Rain]

I can imagine what UBI would unleash in a single word: (HMS) Titanic. America's already spending too much money on unnecessary pork, hence a nearly $30 trillion national debt. Something like UBI would render that debt unsurvivable!

We all know the only reason Bob is so supportive of UBI is because he knows his prospects for post-Patreon/YouTube employment are:

1. Overnight worker at Wawa
2. Wal-mart greeter
3. Bloated corpse that kids find along the river/in the woods they poke with sticks

It’s a purely selfish desire for Bob but when you see it through his eyes it all makes sense.

 

[BaconBoobs]

Bob would get fired from the bloated corpse job as he would demand no poking with sticks as that is a micro transgression and that the kids be ethnically diverse with at least one of the kids being a trans bisexual furry Mexican muslim.

 

[Koby_Fish]

At least his rent free isn't mommy's basement at 40. Now that's a sad life.

actually, now it is. He moved (back) into his mother's house in 2021 from the flooding basement hovel.


BTW, WTF Bob thinks showing kids literal smut pr0n helps them "evolve", "grow" and "expand their minds"?! Or is this just a fig leaf for, "I sure wish I could read lesbun on lesbun action smut when I was going to elementary school, friendo!" For a guy that complains about the rogue pedopriests in the Catholic Church having gotten away with grooming kids, he doesn't seem so concerned about the school boards and teachers' unions doing the exact same damn thing through individual activists teachers.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

“Do you not see how necessary a world of pains and troubles is to school an intelligence and make it a soul?”
― John Keats

I love this quote, and I'm confused. How would Keats try and make a soul out of someone bereft of intelligence? Philosopher's wonder to this day.

 

[c120]

Yup, my first attempt at trying to make a mugen fighter out of him

 

[Red Hood]

Lesser Brother flies a drone.
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You can see his mantits at this resolution.

Speaking of toys:
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Doesn't look like something that a poor family would readily give their boys.

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It is supremely autistic to answer "howdy?" with a political info dump -- and this is the only reply that Lesser Brother responds to.

"This world is a dumpster fire"

He's right and I demand we roll everything back to the Gilded Age right this instant.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

1. Overnight worker at Wawa
2. Wal-mart greeter

That requires two things

1. Leaving the basement to go to work.
2. Working together as a team.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Do what? Cry in my seat because I'm an unstable woman with an unfortunately shaped face?
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Much like sex writer from a week or two ago I had to do some digging just to figure out if this is an actual woman and I'm convinced she actually is and she's outspoken *chambers a round and points at own temple*!

I'll give Dani here one thing, she knows how to take a flattering profile pic. I wouldn't know those were the same person if you hadn't told me. Hell, they don't even look like they're the same race. Disappointed online date waiting to happen.

This is the retard that said he took months to Beat Super Mario 3, taking anything he says at face value is stupid.

I believe that though.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I believe that though.

I fucking don't, I don't believe any part of his "childhood"

He wasn't bullied, his parents treated him fine, he didn't read no feminist shit from his aunt that got him laid and he either Beat Mario 3 in a reasonable amount of time or never beat it as a child because he got distracted by some other game. Bobbo was an average overweight nerd with no social skills until the combination of Twitter Addiction and Goobergate sent him down the rabbit hole of needing constant twitter asspats because his lack of social skills make him think that likes and retweets are the same as having a social life, and because he is a generic basic bitch white boy nerd he has to make shit up.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I fucking don't, I don't believe any part of his "childhood"

He wasn't bullied, his parents treated him fine, he didn't read no feminist shit from his aunt that got him laid and he either Beat Mario 3 in a reasonable amount of time or never beat it as a child because he got distracted by some other game. Bobbo was an average overweight nerd with no social skills until the combination of Twitter Addiction and Goobergate sent him down the rabbit hole of needing constant twitter asspats because his lack of social skills make him think that likes and retweets are the same as having a social life, and because he is a generic basic bitch white boy nerd he has to make shit up.

He admitted in the book he needed help to finish it.

I can believe he got hyper fixated on finishing the game, but only in that he saw it as another episode of the Super Mario Bros Super Show, which is where his actual passion for Mario comes from. I doubt he got distracted by other games because he clearly never played many besides the most popular ones. Also, if he was lying, he would have said he was an expert who got it done within a weekend. Like how now he says he's an experienced woodsman who gets laid all the time and can bench press 310.

But I do agree that a lot of shit in that book is made up to make him look better. Considering how pathetic he appears in the book, I can easily see Bob being a school shooter if Columbine had happened earlier. The only reason he didn't shoot up a school is because he isn't creative enough to think of it.

 

[BaconBoobs]

actually, now it is. He moved (back) into his mother's house in 2021 from the flooding basement hovel.


BTW, WTF Bob thinks showing kids literal smut pr0n helps them "evolve", "grow" and "expand their minds"?! Or is this just a fig leaf for, "I sure wish I could read lesbun on lesbun action smut when I was going to elementary school, friendo!" For a guy that complains about the rogue pedopriests in the Catholic Church having gotten away with grooming kids, he doesn't seem so concerned about the school boards and teachers' unions doing the exact same damn thing through individual activists teachers.

Yeah I'm not going to take parenting advice from a 40 year old virgin that actually lives in his mom's basement that I have no doubt hot glues his Princess Peach amiibo on a twice daily basis.

 

[Positron]

Based God-Emperor -- may he win in 2024 -- draws people's attention to "raced-based preferential covid treatment". Bobby, Science Believer, is not fooled.

I wish Bobby would show us what data the guidelines are based on.

For some reason Bobby digs out a two-year-old piece of news on Tim Cotton.


When Bobby is asked how would he see China in the future, he evades the question. And savor what might be TeamImpossible's last tweet for a while:




Wikipedia being dumb, and water is wet. Bobby approves of the use of Wikipedia as a trolling tool because No Bad Tactics.

If Greenwald made "transphobic" comments Bobby would have screamed for his head.

Olive Garden again:


Crypto:


Bobby gives Haz some fighting tips: size your opponent first. That long-haired troony thing is DylanBurns1776.


Speaking of fisticuffs:

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Rando fails to appreciate the intellectual depth of Disney. To Bobby, the real baby food in filmdom is Orson Welles.

It is a truism that anyone with "Dr" in their Twitter handle suffers from inferiority complex.

This might be her CV, although I haven't verify it.

Bobby thinks the Bond movies are "goofy". Maybe he was referring to the last few CGI fests.

The last commentator suffers from TV Tropes Syndrome, mistaking irony, subversion, and deconstruction as maturity. Sometimes it is most mature just to tell the story straight.

Disney is "an insanely strong driving force of progressive media globally":




High art: Danzel Washington goes "come at me bro", in Macbeth.

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Bobby predicted Batman-Flash crossover. Clever boy!


Bobby can dish it out but he can't take, and having sycophants doesn't do him any favors.

You can see from his avie that this "Kiera" is another Angel.

Disney "resolved" the vaccination disputes with Fem-Panther, which Bobby interprets as her getting fired. Worst Chris, you're next!


You don't care for capeshit? Oh well, here's somebody who doesn't care for you!








Bobby got some trouble with his new dopamine pump.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

You notice how none of these goofball liberals can keep a story straight on The Government(tm).

"The government is systemically racist and also so incompetent that they can't finish an interstate in a rational amount of time but y'know we need them in business and healthcare and other big facets of life for security."

The idea is: The government is good when they are in charge. Otherwise, we are governed by Schrödinger's Dictator, grossly incompetent in the same proportion they are fascistic and machiavellian.

“Do you not see how necessary a world of pains and troubles is to school an intelligence and make it a soul?”
― John Keats

I love this quote, and I'm confused. How would Keats try and make a soul out of someone bereft of intelligence? Philosopher's wonder to this day.

I'd gladly exchange MovieBob's entire life for the resurrection and extended lifespan of John Keats, but then I think it would not be a fair trade. In 25 years, Keats did more for the arts than the humanoid sore thumb did in 40 and counting.

 

[NynchLiggers]

I still cant comphrehend how Blob's younger brother idolizes him considering he has kids and a job while Blob is Blob.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

I still cant comphrehend how Blob's younger brother idolizes him considering he has kids and a job while Blob is Blob.

Immaturity plus selective blindness.

Bob sets his own hours, spends a lot of time on what people consider a downtime activity (playing on his phone), has however many subs/followers/patrons, and spends his money on fripperies - sounds like a good life if you have no higher aspirations whatsoever. Isn't "social media influencer" one of the jobs you hear when you ask kids these days what they want to be when they grow up?

All you have to do is ignore that he's living with Mommy at 40 (She's an old woman, he's just helping her out!), his online "clout" is decaying steadily (Socialblade? What's that?), he has no assets or safety net in case it collapses (Being a paid internet pop culture commenter is a job that will last forever! I want in!) and he is super babby assmad whenever he's on Twitter (Those damn trolls and Goobergabers and MAGAts keep attacking him, something should be done about them!).

 

[stupid moron]

That requires two things

1. Leaving the basement to go to work.
2. Working together as a team.

If someone walked into wherever he worked with a trump hat or shirt I don’t think he could contain himself from shitting himself , screeching, and rolling on the floor. Bob definitely seems like the type of dumbass to get fired because he couldn’t control his mouth.

 

[blablabla]

blob tough guy act its really tiresome. i think its worse than his sex haver retardation

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Also, if he was lying, he would have said he was an expert who got it done within a weekend.

Oh no no no, if he had a "hard time of it" it made beating it a Triumph, just like bouncing from content Brand to Content Brand means he is winning against his imaginary bullies.