Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I will now present, "Debate-Bob" a play in 4 acts.

Act 1.
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Act 2.
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"[Debates] accomplish nothing, teach nothing, move nobody. It's farce."

Act 3.
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"[Debates] accomplish nothing, teach nothing, move nobody. It's farce."

Act 4.
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"[Debates] accomplish nothing, teach nothing, move nobody. It's farce."

Epilogue.
"[Debates] accomplish nothing, teach nothing, move nobody. It's farce."
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"It's not fun, and [nobody] deserves it."

To learn new things?

"Yes."

Fin
 
I would agree with Robert that debates are meaningless, at least the gladiatorial style of argumentation that got popular by william f buckley vs. Gore Vidal back in 60's, when the conversation isn't about reaching an understanding, but to just the other side look bad.

Of course this shit has "evolved" into the debate bro and blood sports scene, where people straight up make up shit to "own" others for the prize of super berries, so there is nothing to "gained" in that shit.

Said that, this is also a very convenient side to the hot taking machine Movie Robert here. For someone who sure likes to talk as if he has all the answers, and how everybody but him (and the troons that follow him) is a complete idiot, you would imagine he would be eager to show how much smarter he is huh? Oh! but perish the thought of challenging this transcendent intellect, "debates are a fraud, I'm smart and you are not".

And we all know what is up, we have seen Robert talking in public, a lot of stuttering and "ahms, ahs" vocal ticks, if he ever got in a antagonistic position where he has to defend his points, he would be made a fool, so no, i don't buy this from the guy who spends his whole day quote tweeting people hhe doesn't like for dunks.

Robert enjoys the aspect of "owning" someone on the internet as much as any other of those neurodivergent inamates that engage in Internet Debates, but he is terrified to death to be made a fool of, hence the quote tweets and closed replies.

Movie Robert is the ultimate internet tough guy, who talks big, but can't even say shit to another person in real time.
 
I would agree with Robert that debates are meaningless, at least the gladiatorial style of argumentation that got popular by william f buckley vs. Gore Vidal back in 60's, when the conversation isn't about reaching an understanding, but to just the other side look bad.

Of course this shit has "evolved" into the debate bro and blood sports scene, where people straight up make up shit to "own" others for the prize of super berries, so there is nothing to "gained" in that shit.

Said that, this is also a very convenient side to the hot taking machine Movie Robert here. For someone who sure likes to talk as if he has all the answers, and how everybody but him (and the troons that follow him) is a complete idiot, you would imagine he would be eager to show how much smarter he is huh? Oh! but perish the thought of challenging this transcendent intellect, "debates are a fraud, I'm smart and you are not".

And we all know what is up, we have seen Robert talking in public, a lot of stuttering and "ahms, ahs" vocal ticks, if he ever got in a antagonistic position where he has to defend his points, he would be made a fool, so no, i don't buy this from the guy who spends his whole day quote tweeting people hhe doesn't like for dunks.

Robert enjoys the aspect of "owning" someone on the internet as much as any other of those neurodivergent inamates that engage in Internet Debates, but he is terrified to death to be made a fool of, hence the quote tweets and closed replies.

Movie Robert is the ultimate internet tough guy, who talks big, but can't even say shit to another person in real time.
The easiest way to disprove it is fact everybody's heard an argument at some point in their life that managed to change their perspective or broaden their understanding of a topic. Do debates make people 180 their opinions? No, not at all but that tiny moment where part of their brain considers "Am I right?" is what makes it worth it. This is one of the ways ideas grow, are strengthen, or change.

Now the implications of this not being true is something Bobby's too dimwitted for. If everyone's just a static being then all of Bob's anger towards them is meaningless. Just rage at machines following their programming. Nothing ever changes as everything is working exactly as intended and any deviations were already set. Hell, Bob's own misery would just be an inherent part of MovieBob.exe. It's honestly sad to watch a man down a bottle of fatalism and wonder why he's not happy.
 
The easiest way to disprove it is fact everybody's heard an argument at some point in their life that managed to change their perspective or broaden their understanding of a topic. Do debates make people 180 their opinions? No, not at all but that tiny moment where part of their brain considers "Am I right?" is what makes it worth it. This is one of the ways ideas grow, are strengthen, or change.

Now the implications of this not being true is something Bobby's too dimwitted for. If everyone's just a static being then all of Bob's anger towards them is meaningless. Just rage at machines following their programming. Nothing ever changes as everything is working exactly as intended and any deviations were already set. Hell, Bob's own misery would just be an inherent part of MovieBob.exe. It's honestly sad to watch a man down a bottle of fatalism and wonder why he's not happy.
Or an even better example: those who have not decided.

The truly wise man remains agnostic on any topic he has not studied and if confronted on it, will seek out the arguments involved on both sides.

I think one of the worst features of the current day is this strange insistence that everyone MUST have an opinion on everything.

I have found not caring a very elegant solution to finding peace.
 
I will now present, "Debate-Bob" a play in 4 acts.

Act 1.
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Act 2.
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"[Debates] accomplish nothing, teach nothing, move nobody. It's farce."

Act 3.
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"[Debates] accomplish nothing, teach nothing, move nobody. It's farce."

Act 4.
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"[Debates] accomplish nothing, teach nothing, move nobody. It's farce."

Epilogue.
"[Debates] accomplish nothing, teach nothing, move nobody. It's farce."
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"It's not fun, and [nobody] deserves it."

To learn new things?

"Yes."

Fin
Bob winning debates would be munching Big Macs in front of your face while not closing his mouth while chewing, as he explains how living in a democracy can be beneficial to all that want to see conservatives and moderate liberals driven out of society by trains.
 
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WARNING: This is gonna be a lengthy one.

Obsolete flyover county electoral college yada yada.
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Yes. America's Electoral College works as it should. It diverts electoral power from metro areas to give rural regions voting weight. (Besides, do you really think that Democrats will hold rallies 3-EV states like Vermont and Alaska?)



Mentally deranged men threaten a woman who exposes their harm to children with death. Both Greenwald and Musk are concerned.
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Is Elon Musk genuinely concerned about children's well-being? If you answered "yes", I'd actually believe you.

Is Glenn Greenwald genuinely concerned about children's well-being? If you answered "yes", I'd actually believe you.

Is Moviebob genuinely concerned about...
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But of course it turns out to be a practical joke! Ha ha ha ha ha!
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I'd rather be a fake robot instead of a fake human such as Moviebob.



Put down the Krazy Glue. Sniffing it isn't doing you any good.



ADDENDA
The SCOTUS makes Bobby feel unsafe.
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Moviebob is a transman, but trenchscrote's context is ambiguous. Is Moviebob "transman" as in "trans male" or as in "transhuman"?



ADDENDA
Superinflation? Only a non-person can dream of such a thing happening under Dem rule!
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Does Bobby go desperately hunting for baby formulas? No. Ergo there is no shortage at all! Even a MAGA ghoul like me can learn to Think like a Thinker.
Rather obvious that Moviebob isn't concerned about a baby formula shortage. Moviebob doesn't have any meaningless clums of cells children of its own.



ADDENDA
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"...you'll figure out that "people" who aren't legitimate to start with can never be honest." Thanks for warning us about Biden, but we knew already.
Of course, Moviebob believes that threats exist against left-wingers and that "threats" against right-winders don't. Tactics and targets.



You may recall Arnold Schwarzenegger has gifted a Tesla to Greta Thunberg. Now he continues to shill for the green electric future.
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I wonder how Moviebob's "superiyaa fyuuchaa" would sound with Ahnold's accent coupled with immense over-acting.



Perhaps Arnie secretly wanted that annoying autistic shitgoblin gone?
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Still takes exponentially less effort for Elon's people to "car" than the amount of effort Moviebob requires to "brain".



Disney fans are very social minded; they are attuned to the racial implication of toys.

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Would "non-white" toys include Rex (green dinosaur), Hamm (pink pig), Wheezy (black-and-white penguin), Bullseye (brown horse), and Slinky Dog (brown dog)?




You know damn when Sonoran Sage Razörfist goes after Bostonian Benito Moviebob, you know there's gonna be a curb-stompin' with the only question being, "How's all that blood going to be cleaned off Razörfist's boots?"



InfraHaz, who can flatten Bobby in one microsecond.
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What Bobby meant to say in the last tweet is "I refuse to see thing your way because I'm stubborn as an ox and dumb as a rock. Therefore you can never win debates."
Moviebob has never accepted an invitation to a debate he can't win... which perfectly explains why Moviebob has never accepted any debate invitations.



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I always wonder why these "very smart" people never seem to move out of this Capitalist shithole and live in some place where True Communism thrives.
No, a PROFOUND investment in stupidity is giving Moviebob your money through Patreon.



Have you miss your meds Uncle Joe?

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I vaguely remember something about "unity" and "bringing America together", or am I the one with dementia?
I, for one, slept rather comfortably with Orange Man in the White House. Since Fuckwit in Chief Biden took over, my sleep has been rather uncomfortable, no matter who comfortable the house is.



Since when have Democrats and the Vote Blue No Matter Who cult give a flying fuck about democracy (especially when America is, first and foremost, a republic)?



As if Moviebob could buy its way out of a libel suit.



Bobby is an equal-opportunity eugenicist.
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Everybody, on three!

One...

Two,,,

THREE!

RACIST MOVIEBOB IS RACIST!



Autopsies revealed that Floyd was potentially a dead man walking having been doped up with fentanyl. A Thinker™ like Bob should have checked up on that story beyond Officer Derek Chauvin's actions.



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The point is that we lack evidence that those stickers have saved even ONE person.
"Targeted Harassment" scores on tonight's Moviebob Bingo card.



Nutters are brewing conspiracy theories about Uvlade.
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If Texas turns blue in 2022 and 2024, may as well play "Taps" for America one final time.



"Businesses are shattered" can only come up within the most shattered of minds, especially referring to California under the Biden Administration.
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Yup. Bobby is the right person to accuse other people of talking in word salad.
The joke's on Moviebob. Ingenium21 wrote "businesses have been shuttered"; Moviebob wrote "businesses are being shattered". Despite all claims of being a Thinker™, Moviebob should have paid more attention to the spelling in the post to which Bob was responding.



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Bobby sides with trannies, so he is a tranny and no longer human.
In looking back at the twelve months I've been posting on KiwiFarms, and I have exactly one deep, dark regret: My deepest regret is that I ever referred to Moviebob as "he"/"him"/"his".



And Moviebob didn't even read the account's profile? [chef's kiss]



Heck with the quote tweets, blocks, and "your not a person" Bob has reached the point he can't even say shit on twitter.
And I'm still hoping for the day won't even be allowed to say anything on Twitter. Problem is, Twitter's admins don't seem to care that Bob has repeately violated the site's TOS.
 
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If Bob thinks people can’t change or learn from discourse, then he legit only tweets so trannys, adult baby furrys, and losers can circle jerk him.

Kinda profound, when you think about it. Bob just really needs a tranny mtf to wreck his hole already do he can calm down and not have a stroke in three years.
Remember, he believes that if he just thinks hard enough, he can bring Mario into the real world, and still thinks it's possible. If he as a properly evolved human is unable to change his mind after twenty years, clearly the mayo-ghouls are incapable of doing such things.
 
@Positron

I'm pretty sure "Taxi Driver for unfuckable dudes" would just be Taxi Driver. Taxi Driver was also anti-child grooming, in that he massacres them in the movie. I guess what I'm saying is, "Taxi Driver, a good movie that has it all."
Taxi Driver also features Travis getting into shape. The thought of doing 50 pullups and 50 pushups probably pushed Bob one step closer to a heart attack.

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Yes. America's Electoral College works as it should. It diverts electoral power from metro areas to give rural regions voting weight. (Besides, do you really think that Democrats will hold rallies 3-EV states like Vermont and Alaska?)
You forget how Bob thinks, He doesn't want the obsolete rural areas to have any say at all. The fact that they do, and that if enough of them pull their acts together they can outvote Superior America, is enough to have Bob seeing red.
 
Bobby takes it surprisingly well at being trolled by someone whose avatar is a good looking girl. He even tries to find excuses for her.
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Do you know that the Biden Administration is pro-censorship?
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"Your phone". Can Bobby even live without environment-ravaging corporations doing exploitative child labor? Yet he wants more, much more.

The useless debate over class vs identity rages on.
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The "wisdom of crowd" hypothesis suggests that if each individual in a group is more likely to be smart than dumb, then the crowd itself can outsmart the smartest of them. Unfortunately the reverse is also true, and the Twitter crowd is filled with the like of Bobby.

New poll suggests that college students who identify as Democrats are more tribal than those who claim Republican allegiance.
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Maybe one day the incredibly well-read Bobby will show us his large collection of books.

"Intelligence is not genetic". Yes it is Bobby.
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Are people really "courted by MENSA"? What I heard is that you pay a fee, they give you a test, and you either get in and pay more fee or be turned down.


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Bobby plays hard to get.
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I guarantee he will hate-watch Peter Coffin's documentary and make animated gifs.

If someone is to make a biopic of AOC, would he cast Emma Watson?
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The "violent assault", which involves Ted Cruz raping and murdering her and raping her some more, exists only in AOC's fantasy.

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MovieBob is not a "normie"; MovieBob is an elite.

And elites care about the plight of trannies.
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The last time I checked, left-handedness is neither spread by peer pressure, no do southpaws molest children any more often than otherwise normal people.

Luke takes another big shit. Something something Wizard Book Lady, WB, and Elon Musk.
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Meanwhile, under new management, the knives are sharpening in the offices of Twitter (Archive of Forbes article)
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Uvalde and its "arbitrary borders"
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The Drag in Texas.
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Because Bobby walks a lot. On his diabetic feet.


Disney claims the degenerate content in Lightyear was just a lesbo kiss; turns out it is more deep-rooted.
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Good thing is that Mainland China is not going to let this shit in.
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Star Wars TV fails. Bobby blames the usual suspects -- white people who wants to own slaves.
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More Elizabeth Olsen for Bobby's fap folder.
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Meanwhile, as more and more pedophilic exploits of Ezra Miller (they/them) have come to light, Bobby becomes more and more sympathetic to this hideous queer. Now he chooses to twist it as "Tucker Carlson is not getting angry enough, hmmm....."
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Anything that these morons object to has at least 50% chance of being good; if they cite "sexism" or "racism" as reasons, the chance raises to at least 80%.

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We love your dress sense and your shape Bobby. Don't ever change!
 
On one hand, I rather Bob was ignored by larger Twitter users. On the other hand, he's being dunked on hard.

It balances itself out I suppose.
If Bob's ignored, he can happily pretend they all agree with him and he's as smart as he thinks he is. If he gets dunked on, then he gets mad because he's reminded that people don't like him and that he's an idiot.

I vote dunk. Always dunk.
 
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"Your phone". Can Bobby even live without environment-ravaging corporations doing exploitative child labor? Yet he wants more, much more.
"Twitter for Android" Literal bottom text.
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Bob, you trying to shame some crypto bro falls pretty flat when you both almost exclusively tweet everyday garbage from your cellphone and that I, someone dumb asshole who follows you, has NEVER seen you make this argument. You are also not governing class. If you had any power whatsoever this site wouldn't exist. In the grand scheme of things you are no different from those child slaves and it could be argued that they are more important as they actually provide a service. Keep impotently tweeting out drivel while you cling to that checkmark.
 
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