Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Wulfpack Legend]

Found a meme of Bob in the wild:

Tiamat's Tavern (Memes for D&D) | Better than any mouse trap.

Better than any mouse trap.

www.facebook.com

 

[Bolo]

It is pretty easy to post on youtube when your production value means a poorly lit fatass in a bad keyed background, waving his arms around and who can't even finish a sentence without having to cut .

I honestly don't know what is the deal with Robert either demonizing or sanctifying Hollywood executives like that, it is really weird how personal he takes this shit.

Not to mention the reason the higher ups at Discovery are slashing stuff right and left at warner is pretty simple, they don't have the money, they never did. Warner Bros was sold from AT&T for scraps because it was a drain in their botton line, and the only one who took it was Discovery, a company that has a fraction of the equity AT&T, meaning asset and income wise it is a much, MUCH smaller operation.

At this point I just don't get what Robert thinks this is, Warner Bros was in shambles before it was sold to Discovery, why is so hell-bent to make it their fault?

 

[Flexo]

Found a meme of Bob in the wild:

Tiamat's Tavern (Memes for D&D) | Better than any mouse trap.

Better than any mouse trap.

www.facebook.com

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Yeah I even saw Ace of Spades (think it was him - arch conservative blogger) drop Bob's tweet there into his meme dump.

It's probably the most notoriety Bob's ever gotten.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Libs of Tiktok does nothing more than post the words and actions of actual nut jobs with maybe some added commentary.

That's the problem. You can't be allowed to tell people what these sick fucks are doing. If you do it may cause problems for protected groups. So instead of stopping groomers and butchers you have to stop normal people from knowing how bad things really are.

 

[make_it_so]

Bobby laughs at the fact that hard-working women age faster.

Rotting from the inside out, huh Bob?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

https://twitter.com/jonslongs/status/1565483973635096582

 

[Mola Ram]

I honestly don't know what is the deal with Robert either demonizing or sanctifying Hollywood executives like that, it is really weird how personal he takes this shit.

For the same reason he snorts fire and brimstone at the Mayoghoulen and the Obsolescent: he has nothing else in his life. He's got his family, but they've got their own families, which Bob does not (in terms of spouse, significant other, kids). He's got his nieces and nephews, but they're not his. He seems to have no close friends, no colleagues, no one to go have a beer with on the weekends. Instead he just stews in his bitterness and envy and spite, drinking alone, gobbling shitty food, making increasingly crankish videos and ever more deranged tweets, creating relationships in his head that don't really exist and imparting a significance to himself that even the Pixels review never brought him.

If he weren't such a consummate asshole, you'd feel sorry for him. Actually, you probably do anyway.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

For the same reason he snorts fire and brimstone at the Mayoghoulen and the Obsolescent: he has nothing else in his life. He's got his family, but they've got their own families, which Bob does not (in terms of spouse, significant other, kids). He's got his nieces and nephews, but they're not his. He seems to have no close friends, no colleagues, no one to go have a beer with on the weekends. Instead he just stews in his bitterness and envy and spite, drinking alone, gobbling shitty food, making increasingly crankish videos and ever more deranged tweets, creating relationships in his head that don't really exist and imparting a significance to himself that even the Pixels review never brought him.

If he weren't such a consummate asshole, you'd feel sorry for him. Actually, you probably do anyway.

I wouldn't say I feel necessarily sorry for Bob, but in a way I do pity him. He has no friends, no wife, no family of his own, and he's living in his mother's basement into his 40s. He got in on the ground floor of Internet movie reviews and stagnated while everyone else has since surpassed his video making and critiquing skills. He's a morbidly obese, barely functional alcoholic with diabetes and a diet that consists of food only a half step up from literal garbage. All he gets in terms of attention is when he gets some pushback because he made an especially ignorant post or his fifth call to gas the mayoghouls in a given day got particularly spicy. Impotent rage is all Bob has. I don't pity him too much since what I've described is 100% self-inflicted due to him viewing self-improvement like a vampire views garlic, but his life is so awful that I don't think it's appropriate to describe it as a life. Bob just has a very bleak existence.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Rotting from the inside out, huh Bob?
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either we got us a up in here, or someone on Twatter came to the same conclusion:

 

[make_it_so]

either we got us a up in here, or someone on Twatter came to the same conclusion:
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My dumb meme made it to Twitter!

...I honestly don't know how I should feel about that.

 

[Dr J]

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Bob you idiot. Just on a hunch I looked up the ladies' birth years.
Sarah Palin: 1964
Lisa Ann: 1971/72 (hm, some uncertainity about that)
Tina Fey: 1970

Wow! Yeah it's got to be all that "hate" - it couldn't be that younger people tend to look younger.

We should all compare Bob to Tom Holland to see how badly the hate has aged Bob.

I mean, you could compare Blob to celebrities his own age and he'd still come out looking like shit

 

[King Dead]

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Bob you idiot. Just on a hunch I looked up the ladies' birth years.
Sarah Palin: 1964
Lisa Ann: 1971/72 (hm, some uncertainity about that)
Tina Fey: 1970

Wow! Yeah it's got to be all that "hate" - it couldn't be that younger people tend to look younger.

We should all compare Bob to Tom Holland to see how badly the hate has aged Bob.

Bob also has this habit of comparing candid shots of his perceived enemies to professional ones of his perceived allies and using that as some kind of gotcha. I recall numerous occasions of him using photos of right-wing protests and calling them subhuman due to their expressions. Like, yeah, no shit, a candid photo of someone is probably not going to look all that great. It might catch someone mid-word making a goofy expression that only existed for a fraction of a second, or it might be lit in an unflattering way, or a woman might not be wearing makeup. Meanwhile, in a professional situation, you can be photographed in the right light, at the right angle, with the right makeup, and even have Photoshop thrown on top to touch up any blemishes that somehow made it through the process.

The irony of Bob denigrating others for their appearance needs not be pointed out, but as a corollary proven by countless examples, Bob himself cannot be photographed in a way that makes him look decent or normal. He can't even fake looking like an average human being, with every photo showing him to be the disheveled potato sack we all know him to be.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

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It is pretty easy to post on youtube when your production value means a poorly lit fatass in a bad keyed background, waving his arms around and who can't even finish a sentence without having to cut .

I honestly don't know what is the deal with Robert either demonizing or sanctifying Hollywood executives like that, it is really weird how personal he takes this shit.

Not to mention the reason the higher ups at Discovery are slashing stuff right and left at warner is pretty simple, they don't have the money, they never did. Warner Bros was sold from AT&T for scraps because it was a drain in their botton line, and the only one who took it was Discovery, a company that has a fraction of the equity AT&T, meaning asset and income wise it is a much, MUCH smaller operation.

At this point I just don't get what Robert thinks this is, Warner Bros was in shambles before it was sold to Discovery, why is so hell-bent to make it their fault?

Because, quite simply, Bob is not a thinker. He just parrots the opinions of the "right" people without a mote of critical thought.

 

[JayHarrison]

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But Führer Hillary deleting 33,000 E-mails or Hunter Biden peddling his fuckwit father's influence between 2009 and 2017? No biggie!

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Go fuck yourself, Bob.

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Bobby laughs at the fact that hard-working women age faster.
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SMIS.

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Why have kids if you can have abortions instead?
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I'm not saying Moviebob is correct, per se, but I think that women should be able to pursue whatever life paths they want. If a woman believes that a successful career is a better option for personal fulfillment that building a family, I'm cool with that.

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Bank of America is counting on a second government bailout just when gender studies grads got their loans forgiven.
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Tell me you have no plans to buy a house without telling me you have no plans to buy a house.

Trash is too kind a word for Moviebob. So are the words scum, filth, blight...

 

[Positron]

Are these fat eunuchs retarded? Most stocks took a fall this week because of Uncle Joe's new "anti-inflation" measures.




Cut that out Lucas; you are not important.

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Trigger Warning: Bobby gets extra salty because people insult his fapmommy.

Insulting fans is in fashion.


Bobby dreams about WB going bankrupt every day but cannot imagine Disney running out of money yet he




So people who refuse to watch She-Woke are sexual predators? (The offensive clip. Please also read the commentaries from our good A&N folks)



From the screenshot from the previous tweet that shows She-Woke's butt in profile, it is clear that MCU has done some digital augmentation -- but why would they do it?

Even after such blatant objectification of women for their sex appeal and creating false images of the female body, Bobby still insists that MCU is doing feminism.






Bobby is "biased" towards what he faps to.

Twerking is "ironic". The director of Cuties would feel vindicated.

I'm sure the target audience of She-Woke won't mind being called horny and gross as long as the show delivers the goods.


"Jennifer doesn't have the same level of mental baggage Bruce does." Doesn't Jennifer fear being raped and murdered every day?

People keep forgetting that She-woke is a Mary Sue and thus isn't comparable to Bruce. Bobby is right in calling them media illiterate.


Bobby, expert in women psychology, explains the notion of "feeling sexy in myself" to non-people.

A woman who takes delights in her sexuality typically does so in her bedroom, not twerking in her office in business attire. Bobby would have been less sexist if he said "being inconsistent is being woman. Deal worthless men!".



We don't have to imagine:




Bobby imagines some sheboon putting his microdick near her maw:


I have no idea who is this Ginger Gorgonzola but she is determined to get some heads up.

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Like all Democrats, Biden builds an echo chamber around himself.

No Bobby, sometimes a mirror tells you more than any ancient tablets can.

Biden is apparently rechristened #DarkBrandon.




Meanwhile the Democrat's political persecution continues:

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Now who are the oppressed minorities?






Pokemon bullshit:

 

[A Very Big Fish]

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Are these fat eunuchs retarded? Most stocks took a fall this week because of Uncle Joe's new "anti-inflation" measures.

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Cut that out Lucas; you are not important.

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Trigger Warning: Bobby gets extra salty because people insults his fapmommy.

Insulting fans is in fashion.
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Bobby dreams about WB going bankrupt every day but cannot imagine Disney running out of money yet he
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So people who refuse to watch She-Woke are sexual predators?
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From the screenshot from the previous tweet that shows She-Woke's butt in profile, it is clear that MCU has done some digital augmentation -- but why would they do it?

Even after such blatant objectification of women for their sex appeal and creating false images of the female body, Bobby still insists that MCU is doing feminism.
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Bobby is "biased" towards what he faps to.

Twerking is "ironic". The director of Cuties would feel vindicated.
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I'm sure the target audience of She-Woke won't mind being called horny and gross as long as the show delivers the goods.

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"Jennifer doesn't have the same level of mental baggage Bruce does." Doesn't Jennifer fear being raped and murdered every day?

People keep forgetting that She-woke is a Mary Sue and thus isn't comparable to Bruce. Bobby is right in calling them media illiterate.
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Bobby, expert in women psychology, explains the notion of "feeling sexy in myself" to non-people.
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A woman who enjoys her sexuality typically does so in her bedroom, not twerking in her office in office attire. Bobby would have been less sexist if he said "being inconsistent is being woman. Deal worthless men!".

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We don't have to imagine:
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Bobby imagines some sheboon putting his microdick near her maw:
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I have no idea who is this Ginger Gorgonzola but she is determined to get some heads up.
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Like all Democrats, Biden builds an echo chamber around himself.
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No Bobby, sometimes a mirror tells you more than any ancient tablets can.

Biden is apparently rechristened #DarkBrandon.
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Meanwhile the Democrat's political persecution continues:
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Now who are the oppressed minorities?
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Pokemon bullshit:
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Wow, Trump killed Florida Georgia Line?

I know who has my vote come 2024.

 

[NaviSpider]

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Bob you idiot. Just on a hunch I looked up the ladies' birth years.
Sarah Palin: 1964
Lisa Ann: 1971/72 (hm, some uncertainity about that)
Tina Fey: 1970

Wow! Yeah it's got to be all that "hate" - it couldn't be that younger people tend to look younger.

We should all compare Bob to Tom Holland to see how badly the hate has aged Bob.

Let's ignore that Bob has exactly 0 right to judge somebody by their appearance. Let's also ignore the age difference, the candid vs publicity photos and the fact that politics is certainly a hell of a lot more stressful than acting. How good is Hillary looking these days Bob? See, if you were to apply your braindead burns consistently you'd end up attacking people on your side too.

But Bob is still stuck on that playground where he got bullied for being that retarded kid who told everyone he was Mario. It's only natural his insults are stuck in that mindset too.

 

[JayHarrison]

Trigger Warning: Bobby gets extra salty because people insult his fapmommy.

Which one? Führer Hillary? Fauxcahontas? Occasional-Cortex?

Insulting fans is in fashion.
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Oh.

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"Yo momma"? Sorry, Bob, but rephrasing "yer mum" doesn't make you any smater.

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Like all Democrats, Biden builds an echo chamber around himself.
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No Bobby, sometimes a mirror tells you more than any ancient tablets can.

Moviebob should know. Moviebob is one of those dumb white entities that does a fascism whenever possible.

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Biden is apparently rechristened #DarkBrandon.
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Brandon... er... Fuckwit in Chief Biden is correct that equality and democracy are under assault. Problem is that both Biden and Moviebob are too fucking blind to see that it's their party, the Democrats, who are responsible for it.

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"Biden would *love* to deal with [...] republicans [sic]. [...] The only think the man loves more than ice cream is making deals across the aisle."

Doubly rich? It's the MAGA crowd that Moviebob deems as Believers™.

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Meanwhile the Democrat's political persecution continues:
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Translated into English: "MAGA terrorism bad. BLM and Antifa terrorism good!"

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Another translation into English: "Attempting to overturn Biden's dubious 2020 victory resulting from suspicious voting tabulations bad. Overturning Trump's victory in 2016 in favor of Führer Hillary despite no foreign interference good!"

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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Yeah, I have just one question actually. How many votes do you think there are in the Senate to remove Thomas after you impeach him for things his white wife did? Remember, a Supreme Court Justice has only ever been impeached once (1804) and he was acquitted despite the party impeaching him having the necessary two-thirds majority in the Senate. You think Joe Manchin is going to vote to remove the only Black man from the Supreme Court for the actions of his white wife? Without him you don't even have a regular majority and that's assuming others like Sinema go along.

Personally, I'd like to ask if you think you have the votes to even impeach in the House but we probably need to start with the easiest questions.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Bob also has this habit of comparing candid shots of his perceived enemies to professional ones of his perceived allies and using that as some kind of gotcha. I recall numerous occasions of him using photos of right-wing protests and calling them subhuman due to their expressions. Like, yeah, no shit, a candid photo of someone is probably not going to look all that great. It might catch someone mid-word making a goofy expression that only existed for a fraction of a second, or it might be lit in an unflattering way, or a woman might not be wearing makeup. Meanwhile, in a professional situation, you can be photographed in the right light, at the right angle, with the right makeup, and even have Photoshop thrown on top to touch up any blemishes that somehow made it through the process.

The irony of Bob denigrating others for their appearance needs not be pointed out, but as a corollary proven by countless examples, Bob himself cannot be photographed in a way that makes him look decent or normal. He can't even fake looking like an average human being, with every photo showing him to be the disheveled potato sack we all know him to be.

Bob focusing on others' appearance as a 'gotcha' (that somehow doesn't apply to him when he's targeted with same) is like taking a screenshot of the Simpsons during a transition animation sequence and then using that (and ONLY that) to say that Simpsons animation/character design is bad.

Which one? Führer Hillary? Fauxcahontas? Occasional-Cortex?


Oh.

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"Yo momma"? Sorry, Bob, but rephrasing "yer mum" doesn't make you any smater.

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Moviebob should know. Moviebob is one of those dumb white entities that does a fascism whenever possible.

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Brandon... er... Fuckwit in Chief Biden is correct that equality and democracy are under assault. Problem is that both Biden and Moviebob are too fucking blind to see that it's their party, the Democrats, who are responsible for it.

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"Biden would *love* to deal with [...] republicans [sic]. [...] The only think the man loves more than ice cream is making deals across the aisle."
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Doubly rich? It's the MAGA crowd that Moviebob deems as Believers™.

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Translated into English: "MAGA terrorism bad. BLM and Antifa terrorism good!"

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Another translation into English: "Attempting to overturn Biden's dubious 2020 victory resulting from suspicious voting tabulations bad. Overturning Trump's victory in 2016 in favor of Führer Hillary despite no foreign interference good!"

This whole Drumpf business has me wondering, if some things wound up in Mar-A-Lago because The Donald was trying to hide them from people who REALLY shouldn't have access to them? Just a thought.