Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Why are you helping the GOP?

Do I really have to put the symbol?
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I like how he calls it the "First Female President Trophy" which just confirms him and the rest of the left don't give a shit about the actual merits of any woman who wins the Presidency, just that she's a woman, an object to them who they can say "Awwwh, good for her!" and hold it over the heads of others. That is pretty damn sexist.

And to think they call other people the sexists :|
 
I like how he calls it the "First Female President Trophy" which just confirms him and the rest of the left don't give a shit about the actual merits of any woman who wins the Presidency, just that she's a woman, an object to them who they can say "Awwwh, good for her!" and hold it over the heads of others. That is pretty damn sexist.

And to think they call other people the sexists :|
Bob's a great ally to women...provided they agree with him towards everything. If they're named Nikki Haley, Jill Stein or Susan Sarandon, then he'll say they're stupid, shallow women and look down on them instead of at least respecting them for having their own opinions.
 
Bob's a great ally to women...provided they agree with him towards everything. If they're named Nikki Haley, Jill Stein or Susan Sarandon, then he'll say they're stupid, shallow women and look down on them instead of at least respecting them for having their own opinions.
Not completely true, there's a lady named Hillary that Bob goes crazy after who doesn't like the idea of gay marriage. Then again there's a chance Bob agrees since he thinks hetero marriage is based in bigotry so he wouldn't want gay people doing it either.
 
Not completely true, there's a lady named Hillary that Bob goes crazy after who doesn't like the idea of gay marriage. Then again there's a chance Bob agrees since he thinks hetero marriage is based in bigotry so he wouldn't want gay people doing it either.
According to Bob, this Hillary woman is pretending to be against gay marriage, while totally being for it behind the scenes. She isn't cynically obeying polls in order to form an opinion, you're just a mediocre person if you believe that.
 
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According to Bob, this Hillary woman is pretending to be against gay marriage, while totally being for it behind the scenes. She isn't cynically obeying polls in order to form an opinion, you're just a mediocre person if you believe that.
But by joking about that she is inherently supporting a political cause by faking it which inherently supports a poli....I'm sorry, my brain is leaking out of my ears right now.
 
Does anyone know where Bob went to high school at so we can possibly track down a yearbook with his pic in it to see what Blobbo looked like and see if he was a potato head even back then?

Some stalkerish Googling reveals a Bob Chipman in the Class of 1999 from Saint Mary's High School in Lynn, MA ("Go Spartans!"), which is the right part of the country around the right age, but who knows? Any more specific info I can't get without paying money (haha, no) or actually being a St. Mary's alum.
 
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This is a relatively older picture of Bob, probably long past high school though.
Well compared to today, he looks alot less sickly and more like the comicbook dweeb rather than the sleazy-salesman look he rocks today.

He honestly looks like he should be teaching pre-algebra at a middle school or something. Bob couldn't fit the physical stereotype of the boring, pasty fat white guy any better if he tried.
 
He honestly looks like he should be teaching pre-algebra at a middle school or something. Bob couldn't fit the physical stereotype of the boring, pasty fat white guy any better if he tried.

Nah, he more looks like your middle school gym teacher who is ironically out of shape while trying to get you in shape
 
Nah, he more looks like your middle school gym teacher who is ironically out of shape while trying to get you in shape
:powerlevel:, but I actually had a bald, hardass gym teacher from Boston in middle school. The difference is that hewas skinny and exercised every day. Bob could learn something from him.
I take Bob's reviews with a massive stroke levels of salt. Also Spiderman looks quite fun and having Keating as Vulture is funny because he previously played a character that had tried to get away from superhero movies that was named Birdman.
I just came back from seeing Homecoming. The TL;DR opinion is that it's the best Spider-Man movie since Spider-Man 2. I could think of one big gripe Bob could have with the movie:
The bad guy is The Vulture, the head of a working class construction company who's screwed over by the government and uses leftover technology from the end of The Avengers to start robbing banks. At the climax of the movie, Vulture tries to find common ground with Peter by stating that they're both screwed over by the powers that be, and is actually treated sympathetically by the movie, being one of the few villains in a Marvel movie with a three-dimensional character and who lives at the end.
Again, consider that this is Bob "Gas the miners, Mario is finer" Chipman we're talking about, and you can sort of see where his real less-than-enthused reaction towards the movie stems from.
 
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