Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RockVolnutt]

A fucking monopoly running the world is post-corporation? Bob you are an absolute fucking retard. He's said so much stupid fucking shit, but I think this might be the dumbest of it all. There are no words in the English language to describe how fucking moronic you have to be to think like this. Does Bob eat paste or something? How do you even get this dumb? (INB4 :autism

ONE WORLD, ONE SKY, ONE NATION, ONE FLAG, ONE SUPERIOR VISION OF ONE MAN. GLORY TO SUPERIORITY!

Goddamn, maybe it's just me but anyone else thing Bob's authoritarian fetish is showing more lately? I think he got too comfy around his senpais and it's going to bite him soon.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

I’m sure it’ll be a big a hit and make as much money as the all-female Ghostbusters was.

Fuck, why not just make a Scooby-Doo! origin movie about everyone? Focusing only on the female members is just gonna cause another shitshow.

They already did that as a TV movie back in 2009.

 

[Kyria the Great]

ONE WORLD, ONE SKY, ONE NATION, ONE FLAG, ONE SUPERIOR VISION OF ONE MAN. GLORY TO SUPERIORITY!

Goddamn, maybe it's just me but anyone else thing Bob's authoritarian fetish is showing more lately? I think he got too comfy around his senpais and it's going to bite him soon.

Hopefully this will be a removal from Geek.com that he will vehemently deny.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Hopefully this will be a removal from Geek.com that he will vehemently deny.

If that were the case. They should have removed him a long time ago with all the sperging of politics, and shitting toward comic book lovers aka the main audience of Geek.com

 

[Pokemonquistador]

I swear it's like Dobson wrote it at first before Bob took over.
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After Ghostbusters 2016, the only way you're going to get viewers to watch a Scooby Doo show starring only the female characters is if it's made as a porno. (No doubt this is Blobbo's true reason for wanting a Velma/Daphne origin movie made, so he can fap and slobber over it if it's turned into a STUNNING AND BRAVE lesbian romance, and stamp his feet in petulant, self-righteous rage if it isn't.)

If Bob wants to gush over gay people being included in Hanna Barberra cartoons, there's always the "I Dream of Genie " cartoon from the early seventies:

Of course, Babu probably isn't going to arouse Bob the way a pair of sexy lesbians would, (but on the plus side, Babu is a Person of Color and is probably a lot closer appearance-wise to the kind of sexual partner that a loser like Bob could land, so that should be of some consolation to him.)

 

[Lensherr]

20th Century Autistic Thinking

This is something new. This is post-nation, maybe even post-corporation. Something we haven't seen before. New paradigms incoming.
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Bob’s Randroid side is starting to show again. If Disney became a country, they’d probably end up like Rapture in Bioshock (which BTW I’m curious about his opinion on that game).

Throw Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri in with the former group.
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So, his problem is that it’s about white people?

 

[The Nothingness]

So, his problem is that it’s about white people?

Along with it taking place in a flyover state.

 

[IwemduWarrior]

I swear it's like Dobson wrote it at first before Bob took over.


This is something new. This is post-nation, maybe even post-corporation. Something we haven't seen before. New paradigms incoming.
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I am saving this, I wonder what will last 1st, Bobs lifespan or this threads till 2025 eating 2 whole turkeys in thanksgiving gotta be bad for your health

 

[RockVolnutt]

I am saving this, I wonder what will last 1st, Bobs lifespan or this threads till 2025 eating 2 whole turkeys in thanksgiving gotta be bad for your health

"I'm the future!" says the morbidly obese diabetic middle aged man with no children.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

"I'm the future!" says the morbidly obese diabetic middle aged manchild with no children.

Thank fucking goodness he won't procreate, since one generation of Bob is insufferable already.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

If that were the case. They should have removed him a long time ago with all the sperging of politics, and shitting toward comic book lovers aka the main audience of Geek.com

Maybe he's just there as comedy relief.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Maybe he's just there as comedy relief.

That's still a very bad move since Bob loves spitting shit, and it'll drag down any employer with him. I'm kinda curious, what would have happened if he stayed with ScrewAttack when they were brought by Rooster Teeth.

 

[Gordon Cole]

"But when I do it to strangers, then it's a-ok!"

Eat shit, Bob.

I guess 262 people can project at the same time.

Can you even get there too?

His Spider-Man spergery knows no bounds.

Wow, that joke was insensitive and unfunny.

LMAO, he really is a .

Yes, this is his Hidden Figures.

 

[Mola Ram]

"But when I do it to strangers, then it's a-ok!"
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Eat shit, Bob.
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I guess 262 people can project at the same time.
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Can you even get there too?
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His Spider-Man spergery knows no bounds.
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Wow, that joke was insensitive and unfunny.
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LMAO, he really is a .
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Yes, this is his Hidden Figures.
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Maybe it's the roaring sore throat I'm nursing, but I just have no patience for this jackass today. It's the same shit, over and over and over again. As insulting as ever, as thickheaded as ever, as unimaginative and myopically masturbatory over his stupid pop culture obsessions as ever. Wake me up in the event he actually says something interesting or new.

Really, so many big, mean words just to say "I'm so much better than those stupid country mice because I'M a city mouse!"

 

[Assorted Nuts]

I

Maybe it's the roaring sore throat I'm nursing, but I just have no patience for this jackass today. It's the same shit, over and over and over again. As insulting as ever, as thickheaded as ever, as unimaginative and myopically masturbatory over his stupid pop culture obsessions as ever. Wake me up in the event he actually says something interesting or new.

Really, so many big, mean words just to say "I'm so much better than those stupid country mice because I'M a city mouse!"

Suppose that's the hell of it with Bob. He's so insulated both online and irl that nobody can really call him on how terrible he is. He'll keep prattling on until he finally dies in his "apartment" and we find the headline, "Boston man's bloated corpse stuck in basement"

 

[Gordon Cole]

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Suppose that's the hell of it with Bob. He's so insulated both online and irl that nobody can really call him on how terrible he is. He'll keep prattling on until he finally dies in his "apartment" and we find the headline, "Boston man's bloated corpse stuck in basement"

Bob, coming back from the dead: "Basement Apartment! Get it right, you inferior Trumplings!"

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Can you even get there too?
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Bob Chipman is so exceptional he mentioned the voter disenfranchisement in the old Democratic South to try to discredit a Republican. I'd love to see what his opinion on Woodrow Wilson was. Was he part of the Superior Future for fighting German imperialism, or part of the Inferior Past for his love of segregation and the KKK?

 

[Lensherr]

Ol’ Pork-Chop Pinochet has been retweeting Muslim white-knighting for the past few hours:

That’s one more orifice spewing toxic bile being catalogued in this thread.

I’d hate to be the theater employee who has to clean up his jizz in the theater if this happens:

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Trump hates Jews, eh? Tell me what his daughter is again. Oh right, a Jew.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Trump hates Jews, eh? Tell me what his daughter is again. Oh right, a Jew.

Jews are Inferior Past and also "white", someone should've thought about gassing them. A Superior Man of a Superior Future.