Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Jaimas said:
I'm assuming he's referring to when the character with no personality rams Finn, dooming all of them and saying she did it out of love.
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Tbh I didn’t mind any of the film other than that and I wish both her and Finn had went into the mini death star’s laser.
I hate that you can’t criticize them without oh my god racism. Because why they are terrible characters and their plot makes no sense has nothing to do with race.
 
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Chan the Wizard said:
Tbh I didn’t mind any of the film other than that and I wish both her and Finn had went into the mini death star’s laser.
I hate that you can’t criticize them without oh my god racism. Because why they are terrible characters and their plot makes no sense has nothing to do with race.
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The entire story is riddled with similar nonsense. It is, however, highly entertaining nonsense.
 
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Chan the Wizard said:
Tbh I didn’t mind any of the film other than that and I wish both her and Finn had went into the mini death star’s laser.
I hate that you can’t criticize them without oh my god racism. Because why they are terrible characters and their plot makes no sense has nothing to do with race.
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Also Rose's fat and I would not have sex with her.
 
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Fellas. Let's stay on topic. We are here to shit on bob, not to debate on a film. But other than that.

Baldur's Gait said:
The funny thing is Bob doesn't refute the point. I don't know what he's going for here, it's not even acknowledging what the guy said.
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I think he's being the smug, sarcastic asshole that he always act when someone doesn't like the shit he produces, or even spits out of his toxic waste of a mouth.
 
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LordKaT said:
Not a single one of these is worth actually getting choked up over.

Here's a better one: "Please boss, don't put that thing over my face, don't put me in the dark. I's afraid of the dark."

I'm tearing up just thinking about that damn movie, you emotionally stunned fuck.
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Bob is so utterly devoid of empathy I seriously doubt he got choked up at any of these. More likely he thought to himself, "this is the kind of thing that gets a lesser being choked up, not me."

If you got choked up at the frozen corpse of Carrie Fisher playing Space Mary Poppins, you're exceptional beyond man's ability to measure.
 
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TheImportantFart said:
Man, it's hard being the only person who liked The Last Jedi in this thread.

It's even harder when its only other proponent is a fat piece of shit with a sense of self-importance that rivals his stomach in terms of how inflated it is *sigh*
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Eh, don't feel bad. If it did it for you, that's great. Who knows? After another viewing I might change my mind. After all, I used to be dumb enough to hate Big Trouble in Little China.
 
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Mola Ram said:
Bob is so utterly devoid of empathy I seriously doubt he got choked up at any of these. More likely he thought to himself, "this is the kind of thing that gets a lesser being choked up, not me."

If you got choked up at the frozen corpse of Carrie Fisher playing Space Mary Poppins, you're exceptional beyond man's ability to measure.
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Half to admit, you're not the only one who called her Space Mary Poppins.
 
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Oh God, don't ruin Ernest for the rest of the world.
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Right, whatever that means.
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Why are you giving this inferior Arkansian the time of day?
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Story of your life, eh Bob?
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And lastly, when the man is uglier than the sweater.
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I only know Ernest through video reviewers who tell me it's a big deal, it's really just lowbrow '90s shit. Also Bob is fat.
 
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TheImportantFart said:
Man, it's hard being the only person who liked The Last Jedi in this thread.

It's even harder when its only other proponent is a fat piece of shit with a sense of self-importance that rivals his stomach in terms of how inflated it is *sigh*
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I like how this can be used to describe both MovieBob and Dobson
 
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