Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Look at every time we have seen ?Bob on camera with other people, such as guest appearances on those other critic shows. Look at how uncomfortable others look with him. Even the infamous Anita panel and pictures. Bob was the kid not even the Nerds could stand to be around. We all know that kid. Every school has one.
I think at times he cries about it because he knows how useless he is to people.
 
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I often wonder if Bob was genuinely bullied or if he has a grandiose memory of pedestrian adolescent bullshit, a la Dobson's wildly overstated versions of all the travails he's gone through.

He's a cartoon and vidya obsessed mongoloid who was very likely always fat his entire life. That Mario book he wrote years ago hinted at not getting along with his family. While I'm sure he plays it up, I have little doubt he wasn't a very easy target for jokes among his peers growing up.
 
I'm not sure why he bothers pretending when he also believes "who cares, it's all fictional anyways". Is it an ego thing where he can't admit to not being an expert in everything? Does he think he gets him "cred" with the crowds he wants to woo or write for? If "who cares" then he wouldn't be any better or worse off for it.

Bob wants to simply maintain a "fanboy" persona with out actually being a fanboy. He does it likely just to play into nerd/geek culture.

That, and he can't help but give his opinion on something. He just has to do it. Even if he knows nothing about the subject in question, he still feels a need to give his thoughts on it.
 
Of course Bob doesn't appreciate the complexities of Venom's character. Venom is obsessed with innocence and defends the innocent vehemently. He even stopped battling Spider-Man in the middle of Central Park to save an infant that had fallen into a pond. He's not just a mindless vengeful killing machine.
 
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Of course Bob doesn't appreciate the complexities of Venom's character. Venom is obsessed with innocence, as he feels he was once innocent as Eddie Brock and defends the innocent. He even stopped battling Spider-Man in the middle of Central Park to save an infant that had fallen into a pond. He's not just a mindless vengeful killing machine.
Yeah but a Blob didn’t read that on Wikipedia. He has a surface level understanding of most comic book characters.
 
Weird to see Bob expressing such solidarity with the creative and the intelligent, since he's neither.
Understand that Bob and most SJWs were raised as entitled spoiled brats without having to get discipline for actions.

And lol at Bob calling himself working class. That’s like Rachel Dolezal calling herself black.

Bob never knows the true meaning of sacrifice the working class does to provide money, care, and survival for them and their families. Sperging endlessing on Twitter about capeshit garbage to him is how to be a “working class civilian”, not busting ten hours a day at labor.
 
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Bob wants to simply maintain a "fanboy" persona with out actually being a fanboy. He does it likely just to play into nerd/geek culture.

That, and he can't help but give his opinion on something. He just has to do it. Even if he knows nothing about the subject in question, he still feels a need to give his thoughts on it.

The problem is he's extremely dishonest about it. It's clear he doesn't give two shits about the fanboys. To him, they are just numbers, and a audience for them to hear his ridiculous thoughts. One day that audience will throw him under the bus instead of the other way around. Him acting all knowing of all pop culture is a insult to the intelligence of those that are actually fans of their respective brands.


Hypocrite sounds like a better word right about now. I do love seeing a moron contradicting himself.
 
I don't trust Bob version of anything
I'm about Bob's age and was a fat kid not losing the weight till college and I was a comic nerd and I can count on my hand now many times I was picked on. Was I popular? No but I had my friends and I also learned personality is key I had a quick wit and a self-deprecating sense of humor no one could take better shots at me than me. Most kids I remember getting picked on weren't just social outcast they also were usually dicks themselves just like the kids picking on them or they were trying to befriend those kids never a smart move when different. I can only think of a few kids I ever saw picked on for no reason but being different and usually that was gay or lesbian kids I'm sure other have been picked on for others reasons when different but I was from a large city like Bob and not much phased us. Bob is a Dick he was probably a Dick then and used his weight and nerd status as to why no one wanted to be around him and were "picking" on him instead of looking at himself.
 
Weird to see Bob expressing such solidarity with the creative and the intelligent, since he's neither.

I find it hilarious that Bob considers himself "creative" when the closest thing he has to creating a piece of art or fiction is The Game Overthinker and that was A) complete horseshit and B) largely a framing device for his own commentary. As many have repeated, all of the ideas Bob posits on Twitter are terrible and I am thankful that no one in Hollywood is actually listening to him because he is a piece of white trash from Boston.

Also, I just had a random thought: if Bob does go to the gym (which I remain skeptical of), what is his workout regiment like? I would assume that he hits the treadmill because it is the only way he could watch Netflix on a tablet. Given that his both his weight and poor circulation from his 'beetus probably keeps him from running too fast. I also have a hard time imagining him lifting weights because the only thing he is capable of lifting is a Big Mac before he stuffs it in his maw.
 
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